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HotRodG
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Male
United States

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Thanks for subbing in for KK. Our knot tying class will start in a minute
Quote by hiddentalent123
How would I "fuck" the person above? Lol...
Remove the firing pins from his weapons and replace his ammo with blanks before a mission...


That's easier than what I had for you, I would have gone to your commanding officer with sworn affidavits from midget prostitutes advising of all the OPSEC information you had been telling them during the oil orgies you were having at the Chinese consulate.
Quote by TheSensualLady
On the deck of a beach house with a gentle breeze blowing and the sound of the waves lapping on the beach. Riding him like a cowgirl with my hat on.


We are in for a long night....
Kiera, you are okay...sneaking off to have sex outside, you have to watch for fire ants.
I am not answering that...I will leave that to your imagination.

TPBM has tried out at least once for American Idol
Quote by TheSensualLady
I caught him peeping in my windows and trying to steal my underwear off my clothesline so I made a citizen's arrest and will be interrogating him later


I will never talk!! Give me your best! I have been through training to learn how to resist your interrogation methods.
I told you I had the money...I could have just bought the personal lubricant...you didnt have to make a scene then try to run out of the store with it.
No, I never operated one...I used the hell out of them though

TPBM once considered posing nude for an art class
Adjunct English literature professor at a major university