833? What happened? We were way over 900! :O (Good morning everyone)

When I was just learning Spanish (I mean first month or so), I heard a friend of mine (from Barcelona) say when drunk: "Me robaron la cámara!" all stressed out. (The sentences means: they stole my camera). That's not the strange part
Since I'm Italian, I thought they had stolen her ROOM (camera, in Italian), and since she was drunk and speaking like something impossible happened... I thought something weird was going on. She was drunk, so she wouldn't speak Italian, and I tried with my very little Spanish to understand what was going on. She kept saying "Me robaron la cámara!", and I kept thinking the same: "She lives in a residence, with thousand students. How is it possible one just gets in, goes to the THIRD FLOOR, steals a ROOM and noone notices?". We kept going for 20 minutes or so, until another friend we had in common (Italian who was more advanced in Spanish) told us both what was going on. We all laughed (we were like 7-8 people, at that moment), just not my friend, who still got her camera stolen.
Keep the question going!
No, we usually joke about it. My wife is/was way more jealous than I am/was. So whenever she's see me with a nice, cute girl (and it happens often, due to my work) she'd think we might have something going on. Now that she knows there is no risk I'd ever betray her, from time to time I joke about it. Luckily it was just some discussion, never something serious.
Have you ever had to explain to your partner why you were in bed with someone else?
I could endure it a little, but if it's too much, I'll definitely TELL (not ask) them to STFU.
If you had to pick which one of your sense you could never again be able to lose, would it be: touch or hearing?
(Actually, it can be any of the 5, but since it's "this or that" I picked two and put them there)