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I want to write but am back to flailing from idea to idea again. My drafts folder is filling up fast and that's not counting the ones I shuffled off to an "archive" folder to maybe revisit someday.

Lapsang and a slice of that cake.

I know what you mean.. ive got snippets of stories waiting to be connected and stories started but never finished

I agree with Kimmi.. the last bit about "and torture" doesnt make sense.

Also, rhe sentance beginning "She gathers information..." is very long. I'dput a full stop in there somewhere.

Id perhaps tell less about the build up to being captured and dangle a hint of what could or might happen next.. but that's just me.

Happy St Patrick's Day.

I'll have a gin and tonic please, James. I must say green suits you.

Gunpowder Gin for preference. This gin is distilled in Drumshambo, Co Leitrim and gets mentioned in Father Ted in relation to the Drumshambo Massacre something Father Jack, the alcoholic priest was involved in.

That's an aside that goes over the heads of most of you, I'm sure.

Anyway, we've got the Day off as our National holiday so perhaps I'll stay and work my way down the bar.. maybe a whiskey next. Carl used to keep a botte of Jamesons hidden away.

Ive been busy writing again. Pavlov's kitty seems to be going down as well as this Jamesons.. or the boy in my gay male story, the tutorial

Sláinte

Not much Jack Daniels being drunk these days.. maybe a nice scotch instead.. an Islay malt perhaps?

The author who publishes doesn’t get the collaborator badge but if you are named as a contributing author on 3 stories published by other writers then you get it.

Mr Ape.. if chasing views, shove the sex in asap.. if wanting to write a story, put the sex in at the right time. Youve never struck me as a vote chaser, so why start now? If the story drags me in, i wont care how long til they have sex.. i might be willing them to get on with it but only because you create that chemistry, not because im counting words

Congratulations to the wonderful top 3... as a non poet, it was nice to sit this out and just read and enjoy. And nice to see a new face on top of the pile. Congrats Ascendant x

Congrats also to fillelapine on 4th. Her poem really spoke to me.

Looking forward to the next comp already

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I feel this is a fair point... yes, I have in the past been spammed for likes.

However, I like to feel that as the site grows, it could kept under review. 😊

I've never worked out why people ask for likes and favourites at the end of their stories.

It makes them sound so needy. I may be curmudgeonly but it makes me not like or favourite on principle.

I can never upload gifs over 2 or 3Mb. I always get the down for maintenance message.

Is there a file size limit? Or does it depend on internet connection speed or which way the wind is blowing?

I really don't like the Top Author and Top Story lists.. it's a popularity list as opposed to an indication of the quality of the writing. That WW is only at 75 speaks volumes.

There are only 3 Competition winners in the Top 20, none in the Top 10 so its a list of who has a big fan base, nothing more.. but yeah, if it really matters, have the Top 30,000.. Lets drown in data

Surely masturbation fits into the DIY category? 😊

Congratulations WW, LyfBuz and Ensorceled.. three stunning stories..

Any reason why LyfBuz's story is missing from the podium on the front page?

I think it was in Nuns on the Run where they learnt it as "spectacles, testicles, wallet and watch"

Yes.. back in the late 1980s/ early 90s the threat of AIDS had drummed into us about always usjng a condom

Maybe there should be a new category called "Just Fucking" and it is the place for stories with no back story, no characters, no development - just the sex

Happy Birthday Kistin... hope Miss Pixel allows you to celebrate.. hugs and kisses xx

I am so chuffed to be one of the 3 winners.. there were so many great teases here that I hope they all become full stories.. thank you Kimmi for organising this and your twin who obviously has impeccable reading taste 😊

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+1 for removing Novels from Omnium. I hadn't considered this until someone suggested it, but I realized I don't actually care about whether the category exists, but I definitely don't want to have to write an novel to get the Omnium achievement.

You dont have to write a novel. Just stick a 3000 word story with an ending giving the option for a chapter 2 and select novel... there are plenty of stories in the novel category which never became novels.. if that's the only thing stopping you getting the Omnium

Kneeling on the bathroom floor, wiping the cum from my chin, I promise for my New Year resolution that I’m not going to be the stupid slut at the end of the night in some alley, bent over with my dress hiked up.

But I love the attention. I feel it validates me. And as the clock strikes midnight, I make eye contact with a guy across the room.

I'm in.. not sure if it'll get approved in time.. 10.37pm on Christmas Eve 🙈

I'm in.. thanks to the ever wonderful Mr WW.. enjoy Christmas Shopping xx

Interesting suggestions coming up.

I read a lesbian story and it suggested a gay male as a similar story.

To be honest, if ive just enjoyed a lesbian tale of submission and pussy worship, a story full of hard cocks isn’t the first thing I'd consider as a read in a similar vein.

Quote by CuriousAnnie
End Northern Hemispherism I say.

And to think They call the Brits 'whinging poms'... sheesh 🤣

Quote by JustForYou

I'm just celebrating my competitive debut. Getting ' fuckywuckydoodah' in there means I'm already buzzing!🤣

'Fuckywuckydoodah' is now up there with 'okiedokiedoggiedaddie' for words to bring a smile to your face when you read them

Quote by TheShyThespian

I do seem to recall, when I was a competition rookie (many moons ago), a certain writer also achieving two wins in a row. I was like 'Damn, how did she do that?' 😊

Three? Ha, right.

Mmmhmmm and someone's got to do it 😘

Congratulations everyone.. a superb top 3, or indeed top 10. Is that two in a row for the Thespian.. can he get a hat-trick?

Quote by kistinspencil

The longer I've been here, the less I've published:
2020 -- 85
2021 -- 55
2022 -- 25
2023 -- 15
2024 -- 0
I'm pretty sure that's not how it's supposed to work, but I've always been a little backward.

Hmmmm i wonder what happened in 2020 that meant you had more time for writing 🤔

Quote by WannabeWordsmith

The link is only visible when a comp is running. But it's always available, so bookmark it if you like.

Wait, does anyone use bookmarks any more?

Thanks WW.. appreciate that x

Hi, I was trying to find the competition rules... I could have sworn there was a link to them on the competition page but it's gone now.

I can't find them in the legal section. Does anyone know where they have gone? Or have I been imagining that there are comp rules?

Licked

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Thanks John, that’s good to know.

Do you know whether a resubmitted story appears as new (jumping to the top of author’s profile) after it’s republished, or does the story retain its original order of appearance? Also does the story reappear on Lush’s New Erotic Stories list?

Hi Declan, it stays where it was originally published. It doesnt go to the top of your list or back on the front page