Late night gin and tonic please.. burning the candle at both ends unfortunately.
Hope to catch up properly soon xx
Morning everyone.. I'd love a good strong coffee but will take whatever is on offer ;)
Well done on getting your comp entry in Grace.. I really enjoyed reading it.. now I just need to get on with writing my own one.
Lush just offers too many distractions..
Saturday night.. I'll have a beer please.. cold.. lukewarm beer just never seems right... hope you are all having as much fun as possible.. here's to the Sunday morning hangover x
'Where's me jumper' by The Sultans of Ping
Hi Annie, being a blonde Australian, I thought you might like this one...
An Australian guy walks into a bar with a crocodile under his arm.
He asks the bartender if he will give him free drinks if he shows he can put his penis inside the crocs mouth for 15 seconds without it getting bit off.
The bartender agrees.
The guy opens the crocs mouth and puts his penis inside it; the croc gently closes his mouth and after 15 seconds the Australian hits him over the head with a bottle, causing the croc to open his mouth and let the guy withdraw his penis.
The bartender starts serving the free drinks to the Australian and then tells everyone in the bar "If anyone else can do that then I will give them free drinks also".
There is a pause and then a blonde woman calls out "ok, I will do it but please don't hit me so hard over my head with the bottle".
Coffee please Curvy.. a nice strong one to keep me going til the weekend.. not sure if I'd risk the palm leaves liquor.. I think a gin and tonic is in order once I get home
Afternoon Rump,
A strong black coffee would set me up nicely.
I'll give the jalapenos a swerve this time.
Curvy, cheers, raising my hot whiskey in a toast.
I didn't realise you were Welsh. That was a nail-biting way to spend Friday evening.
Let's hope this weekend has us both smiling
Good morning everyone, a strong black coffee is needed.. I can't believe it is only Tuesday.
Annie, the gaelic world champions would be Dublin.
It should be quite a year for rugby with the world cup coming up, once the northern hemisphere six nations is out of the way. Following Ireland's defeat to England, I already have that knot in my stomach.. maybe I need something stronger than one of Rump's coffees?
Well I'll have a coffee please.. things looking grim in the garden.. some flowers have begun to bloom with the mild weather but a yellow snow warning (not that sort of yellow snow) means frost, ice and snow will decimate the flowers.
Anyway.. thank god we don't have snakes in Ireland ?
Just popped in for a nightcap... I have a hankering for a port and lemon...
we are getting storms tonight so praying the big trees manage to stay rooted.. hope everyone is enjoying the weekend.. had beach walk today.. 3 miles of golden sand and only met 2 other people the whole time.. it was like having your own private beach.
I think I need a beer please.. or a gin and tonic.. whatever is easiest, thank you Rump
If Susie's around, I owe her a pint too! 
how are you feeling today? Thanks for getting everything set up, a coffee would do nicely. ☕
