I must emphasise that my avatar thingy really is me. I remember Leanardo saying at the time how he felt he caught me just right. Yes I truly am a dirty OLD man.
Their very competitiveness which to me indicates some sort of lack puts me off all of them. Besides going by the way a lot of sports people slobber over each other (especially soccer players) there's no room for anybody else.
Personally I wouldn't want to look like a brain dead overpaid soccer player or even a football player or a tennis player or an ice-hockey player or a ....well you get the picture. How about a Tony Curtis that would be very radical retro and show your fine forehead?
In one sense this question assumes everyone is large and it's just a matter of how large.
Maybe some form of arbitration?
OHHHHHHHHH YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN. Can we leave hirsute pursuits (intentional assonance) alone for a bit???
Maybe it's a generation thing but I am never comfortable with the word shit used in a positive sense - must be the image it conjures up as I don't really care about any other earthy expressions and am as I say not unhappy with it as a negative expression - but if I was accidentally standing on someones item of clothing and they said ''you're standing on my shit man'' I'd be totally confused wondering if I'd stumbled across someone with strange habits.
Not a fan of the movie but this seems appropriate Die Hard.
Towel a rubber glove and some body lotion.
Oh I must clean out the drainpipes on the roof, relocate the tv aerial, put up those shelves she wants, take the cat to have a hysterectomy, have the car serviced.......
Looking at the picture I would say the young guy on the left does look sort of ridiculous to my eye so I would say briefs But there's no accounting for taste really.
Ever noticed the wide variety of colours of males shoes they are either black or brown despite Carl Perkins admonition.
I think it looks as though you need a bath or have just rolled out of bed with a hangover (that must be pretty rugged). I suppose the idea is that opposites attract and as most girls can't grow facial hair it may intrigue them. By the way I posed this question in a thread yesterday.
Catch 22 Joseph Heller, Aunt's Aren't Gentlemen P.G. Wodehouse, Soul Music Terry Pratchett are all things I recommend you don't read though you could let me operate reverse psychology and do so.
Most of the questions I've posed (admittedly with tongue firmly in cheek), have been in replies to other questions such as trying to lighten up the never ending pubic hair debate by asking if after all these stated preferences about shaved pubic hair women like half shaven faces on men (which is a current trend) grazing their tender and recently shaved nether regions. Unfortunately nobody replied it must have been one of the less simple questions about men. I totally agree with the yawn factor about sexual questions like pubic hair, breast size, cock size and the one about swallowing cum etc. In fact I often wonder why they keep resurfacing (no pun intended) as I'm sure we all have the general idea now that women and men have different bodies. To digress slightly and boast I was just grabbed by 2 young women and dragged into the health food shop. They made me hold a device a little like a Sony Play Station, weighed me (60 kilos), measured my height (1.7 metres,) and then told me I was perfect, didn't look my age (but still didn't try to sell me anything) and asked that if I had any obese friends to please recommend they come and get tested for .. and then they used some modern acronym which I've forgotten along with all the other ones.
We had just finished and were lying still entwined when I had one last spasm and my partner said ''Parting shot?''
I don't find this an easy question to answer. Fun seems a rather mild word to use regarding sex throwing a frisbee around is maybe fun. But sex oh it's a whole world of intensity desires feelings all rolled into one. When you think about it in a cold practical way it can appear a little ridiculous definitely not dignified to do or look at. An urgent feeling that seems to be circulating in the blood in a way it's sort of drug like. I suppose its the feeling - and prolonging that in your partner and yourself for as long as possible and then the emotional release and pleasure that someone can give you heightens how you feel about them that is their making you feel so good is part of how you feel about them.
Must be a cultural thing but initially I read this to mean that there was a lot of secret methods about this subject that may be escaping me like maybe there is a reverse cowboy position that would be cool to try or something. But it's only the good old kiss and tell thingy.
Do you notice any diminishing in your ability to see or is your brain not receptive to new information or is it difficult to stay awake during the day? If not then you're not doing it enough.
All sex is messy so what the hell.
This reminds me of some horrible disco type song with the same title and it never actually did either.
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[sure, to an extant, it's RP,]
Not quite sure what an upper class English accent has to do with this but OK.
Can't be all bad she likes the biggest band in the world.