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Jam_Wil_Mac
Over 90 days ago
Heteroflexible Cis Male, 37
0 miles · Lerwick

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Tonya is secretly a phenomenal extreme ironing athlete. However, she gave it all up to focus on motherhood.
Granted, you do have a brain. It's in a jar on your mantle piece and was once inside the head of a newt.

I wish I was 18 again.
Christian and religious Conservatism denoted anything sexual as flithy and impure. Hence why the term dirty got slapped to sexual conduct and acts. You are right, sex is not dirty, but years of dogma, religious indoctrination and puritanism have sullied the idea of sex.

Also, please note, it is not mostly women who call sex dirty, I'd say it's equal men and women but those from conservative backgrounds.
Granted, you don't, but while you're not there your boss gets drunk, gives your job to a broom and bankrupts the company.

I wish I had an 20 year old Swedish girl infatuated with my sexual pleasure.
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Cinderella taking it in the ass


Nice and direct, Leah, that's the spirit! Haha!

The Little Mermaid taking it in the..... Cloaca...? What do fish have?
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Sure though i read that as marijuana
So i guess we can smoke marijuana and listen to madonna

Omg..the coconut radio is playing like a prayer...


We're going to smoke Marlboro, while listening to Maradona and the radio is playing Living on a Prayer?

Sounds good! This coconut radio was an excellent idea!
To feel important. Besides, what is importance other rather a subjective perspective?

Who do you feel is the most significant/important person in history?
Grace is genuine, charming, eloquent and kind. Grace is also so composed, she doesn't swear when she stands on a lego brick.
Yesterday morning and was a long drawn out, teased affair and it was mind blowing when it arrived. Thank you to those involved here on Lush! ;)
Yes, some of the football pitches I used to play on as a child were more like the Florida Everglades.


HYE met a professional athlete? Who?
Grace is a sweetheart. She once gave all her clothes to a lost pigeon during winter.
Granted, but your new maid is a man who cleans in the buff and this you have the hots for him.

I wish I could go to Disneyland
Honestly read that as listen to Maradona! We can listen to either with our new radio, Pixie!