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JamieW
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 156
United Kingdom

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I'm in the process of buying Lush Gold for my Mistress/ gf which is 50$, But it's gone wrong so I'm waiting for the Lush big wigs to help me out, Considering I lost my job a few days ago I'm still going it because I love her more than words can describe heart
My girlfriend is also my Mistress so I don't really have a choice.....
For me tight is much hotter and friction = Nice feelings........
I don't go private with dudes..... Of anyone other than that one special some one heart
She is staying in there in till she admits I did in fact not knock over her Christmas tree.......
2012 has not been too good, But when It has gone bad it's gone really bad, I hope to high holy hell 2013 is better for everyone.
Merry Christmas smile
Very tidy and mysterious I like it smile Good music too.
I think cute is a better word, If not I guess good.....
Yes, Only to talk about cars and engines as we drink beer and..........shit.
I forgive you.

Forgive Me Father For I Have Sinned.

I'm a Tree Surgeon and on my profile it reads "I am usually 100ft up a tree with a chainsaw" That's not strictly true, Though I am qualified I'm currently a groundsman so I don't climb too often...
Chat rooms.

Using a sex toy or you're hands when masturbating?
I dislike;

Ta.
Crisps.
Hate it when people use just "K" when they can just say "ok" makes me mad when I see people type that.
Being called "love" Especially when they pronounce it like "Luve" makes me erk in side....

And that's my worst of the top of my head.
My best sex toy is my Pussy Flesh Light.


How many times on average a week do you masturbate?
Yes if you sit it can be uncomfortable and you just need to stand and.... Re adjust them discreetly... But for example if you just get out of the shower and all your muscles are more relaxed including you're scrotum and "they" hang lower down then you CAN sit on them if your unlucky enough, I've done it twice in my life, and yes, It hurts......
Yes I would indeed, I know them in other places too and I know there female and I know who they are is who they are and I love her to bits heart
Never.


How many times have you picked up an illegal alien from home depot and taken it home to choke you while you masturbate in the shower?
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Perfectly balanced; well it's best to find out now rather than after the cuffs have been put on. But there's still time to change my outlook.....



Rubbish :P
Your result for The Dom or Sub Test.

Threshold - sub

During sex, you like to be the one who does the pleasuring or takes the brunt of your partner's desire. You can be domineering, but you prefer the submissive life because, hey, it's just fun. Now get to bed!

My Mistress would agree
The Green Mile when John Coffey grabs Percy and puts the bad into him, then Percy shoots Wild Bill, I love how they filmed it and the tension as it's unfolding, Great Great movie, One of my favorite prison movies after The Shawshank Redemption.