Why not, And if I'm told to do so.
My girlfriend is also my Mistress so I don't really have a choice.....
Yes, Because I'm a noisy whore......
Has an impressive list or stories.
For me tight is much hotter and friction = Nice feelings........
She is staying in there in till she admits I did in fact not knock over her Christmas tree.......
7.2" long and about 2.2" in girth.
I think cute is a better word, If not I guess good.....
Yes, Only to talk about cars and engines as we drink beer and..........shit.
I forgive you.
Forgive Me Father For I Have Sinned.
I'm a Tree Surgeon and on my profile it reads "I am usually 100ft up a tree with a chainsaw" That's not strictly true, Though I am qualified I'm currently a groundsman so I don't climb too often...
Chat rooms.
Using a sex toy or you're hands when masturbating?
I dislike;
Ta.
Crisps.
Hate it when people use just "K" when they can just say "ok" makes me mad when I see people type that.
Being called "love" Especially when they pronounce it like "Luve" makes me erk in side....
And that's my worst of the top of my head.
My best sex toy is my Pussy Flesh Light.
How many times on average a week do you masturbate?
Never.
How many times have you picked up an illegal alien from home depot and taken it home to choke you while you masturbate in the shower?
Been fine with me all day.
The Green Mile when John Coffey grabs Percy and puts the bad into him, then Percy shoots Wild Bill, I love how they filmed it and the tension as it's unfolding, Great Great movie, One of my favorite prison movies after The Shawshank Redemption.