There once was a man named McGruder,
who swam with a woman in Bermuda,
she thought it was rude,
to swim in the nude,
so McGruder got ruder and screwed her
Number 50 for me please
I used to sleep in the nude but not since we got 2 cats who insist on sleeping in the bed with us
I am pretty sure under the right circumstances, she could be very naughty
Yesterday morning in the shower
Yes I have before I was married and was home alone....
a kiss in the cheek for Roger and peeks below
I would love to strip search Viv
My neck, my nipples and the back of my knees
meet for a drink or two and see where it leads
passing with a kiss on the mane