102 please, and thank you for doing this! What fun!
Signed and shared. Best thing I will do today. Thank you for posting this!
Congratulations to everyone! The real winners of this competition are our readers!
The obvious explanation is that the exposure to the radiation that St. George was exposed to in the forties, fifties, and early sixties from nuclear tests is finally being felt.
The sheriff is right to be concerned about mutant vegetables finding their way into the good citizens of St. George.
What a kind and generous offer! More fun on Lush! #444 will win!
Congratulations to Liz, Abigail, and Magical! Great stories and most worthy winners. Congratulations to all the other authors for their awesome stories too! The biggest winners were our Lush Stories readers who got some great new reads! Well done!
If Gav lets him stay with us, how about having him dress up for holidays? Maybe a little Tophat for New Years, a green glow for St. Patrick's Day, a beret for Bastille Day, Bunny Ears for Easter, and so forth. Think of the possibilities.
The new little ghostly icon, created by Gav to assist him in hunting bugs, is slated to be vanish once his work is done. I think he deserves to stay with us after doing his job.
My little boy and a good sat phone. I guess the mom in me is showing.
The PERFECT amount of pussy hair?
"69 active follicles in relaxed close formation." page 27, paragraph 2 in "Pussy Trimming for Dummies" (5th Edition)
Rolling in the Deep by Adele. Over and over again. It to cold outside to send my six year old outside and I don't want him sticking ear buds in his ears so I get to hear it over and over again. Over and over....arghhh. No wonder I am going slowly insane!!
I would have to agree with Becky. I've yet to see a porn movie that turns me on instantly. I usually respond with laughter for the absurdity of the poor production or they just plain gross me out. On the other hand, there is Lush! A number of the great authors here have the ability to immediately turn me on!
Does feeling sorry for myself count?
Arrogance, Hypocrisy, and Cruelty
My six year old gets to pick Tuesday night's dinner. Split hot dogs broiled with a pickle and cheese in the middle and wrapped in bacon. Potato chips, Ken's baked beans, and chocolate milk. This was the sixth straight Tuesday! Aaaarrghhh!
I would enjoy it along with all the other delights at a nude beach. That is, as long as he didn't harass others with unwanted advances. For Rob, yes, I have been to a nude beach a couple of times.
The power to stop time so I could finely catch up on things!