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Joannem310
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 59
United States

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He has always been a very respectful and courteous person when interacting with me.
My fingers. Some things really are finger licking good! hee hee hee
I am sampling a Highland Park 12 Year Old Scotch called Viking's Honor. Smoky, with a hint of fruit, and a nice warm finish. Excellent, and not terribly expensive.
Would I sell my soul? If someone approached me with this offer, and demonstrated some ability to exchange it for something (as in, I actually believed their offer), it would verify that a soul existed to be sold. And the answer is yes, because given my lifestyle and personal choices, I am already going to end up in hell if there is one. What would I sell it for? I would want to be physically healthy, young, intelligent, female, human, and immortal.

Fun thought exercise!
It's only cheating when you act on it without permission from your partner. Whether that be meeting in real life and screwing or even having cyber sex, if you are keeping it from your partner, you're cheating. If it's just a nice healthy fantasy, like dreaming of finding Anne Hathaway naked in your bed and spending a weekend there having various types of sex, that's not even remotely cheating.
I find myself drawn to well done porn with actresses who seem to actually be into it, as opposed to the plastic bimbos who are always moaning and say 'oh fuck yeah' over and over again. Most of the content from Brazzers bores me to tears. Give me the amatuer stuff with authentic female orgasms!

One of the reasons I always liked watching Nina Hartley was that she seems to love fucking- her orgasms were almost never faked, and she's even said in interviews that she loves her job because she gets to fuck, cum, and get paid.

Liked Sasha Grey for the same reason- she seemed to really be into the sex, unlike so many other women.
Like Verbal above, it was Penthouse Letters, or The Penthouse Forum, whichever it was called, that first introduced me to written porn.
I haven't been to a concert in a while. The last one was Rush on their final tour. Saw them live 4 times over the years.

I've also seen Supertramp, Nightwish, Great Big Sea, The Paperboys, The Young Dubliners, Journey, Sammy Hagar, The Moody Blues, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Heart, and many more.
Why on earth would I want to choose? I love both. If forced to pick, though, I have to go with anal- I have more powerful orgasms that way, and enough experience to stop someone from doing it wrong. With lube and patience, it's an incredibly intimate and powerful experience.
Frustrated that there isn't a "Like" option when you see something in a forum thread or when a friend posts something on your profile.
For all its flaws, that is one thing I do like about the book of faces.
there are no naked pictures of me which show my face and any exposed naughty bits, so far as I know. My wife has a few of parts of my body, but those don't include my face. I guess I'm old enough that I no longer understand why someone would want nudes of me, even if I were willing to share them.
I've had a king size bed in my condo forever. I've always loved big beds, and that didn't change when I got into a serious relationship. Both of the women who have shared that bed with me long term were women with whom I cuddled every night. I also enjoyed cuddling with my hook ups, if they ended up spending the night. So for me, bed size has never influenced relationships, or been a reflection of my relationship.
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Really, anything by Guy Gavriel Kay. His historically-based/inspired fantasies would all work well as movies, too. Tigana, for instance, might actually make a better film than Fionavar.

(Footnote: IIRC, a friend took an English lit course on fantasy back at the time Fionavar was just out and the prof actually got Kay in as a guest lecturer.)


I'm a huge fan of his work. I would have to look to see if anything new has come out, but I have read every one of his novels that I know exist. The Last Light of the Sun is a personal favorite, and Sailing to Sarantium blended just the right amount of magic into an alternate history story to completely engage me.
The abiliy to heal / regenerate, for myself and others. I could then cure any disease, and regeneration would allow me to be essentially immortal, and keep my loved ones equally young and healthy.
I spend about the same amount doing both. Especially since I often watch tv with my tablet on, surfing the web at the same time.
Every room in the condo is good. So is the balcony. But my favorite has to be the bedroom- that's where almost all of my toys are.
I've done it in parking lots multiple times, both in cars and bent over the hood. Once let a man fuck me in an elevator at a hotel. Done it with both men and women in the toilets at clubs. Let a date finger me to orgasm in a booth at a bar. Given oral in a movie theater at an R rated film. Done it in the changing rooms at several stores. I agree with others about beach sex- the sand gets everywhere! Once had sex in the gondola of a hot air balloon, there were just 3 of us, my gf, me and the pilot, was a very fun threesome.

Would love to try it in a library, or a book store.
Had a conversation with Stephen King back in teh early 80s at a convention- he was a very polite guy, and I was impressed that he never once tried to look down my shirt. smile

Also got to spend almost an hour talking to Michael Whelan, though any will have no idea who he is unless they are nerds or really into artists.

Professionally, I have met a couple of very well known actresses, but I can't really say their names, because they were clients.

Also, while living in Los Angeles, I met Sasha Grey in a club- she was very sweet and extremely articulate, but distracted by friends and constantly texting. She also exuded a certain sexual allure that I don't think her adult movies really conveyed.
Professionally? Yes. When I was in my early teens, I decided I wanted to be a lawyer, and many years later, here I am. After 21 years working hard, I am scaling back my practice so that I can work part time and spend more time with family and friends, as well as reduce the stress in my life at teh strng suggestion of my doctor.

Personally? No, nothing happened the way I thought it would. I dreamed of settling down with a special woman (I was never after one in particular, just imagined that there would be someone special) and living a long and happy life with her. That never happened. Indeed, I didn't become involved in a long term relationship of any kind until 2009. For a coupe of years, I thought I had found the woman I was going to spend the rest of my life with, but that didn't happen, and while I am now with a woman I love passionately, and even got married to (thank you, changing times!), we're not remotely the exclusive couple I thought I wanted when I was 16.
There isn't a room in my condo where I haven't had sex. Choosing a favorite is difficult. After the bed, I would say I am a big fan of the Shower- good clean fun, lol
Start every morning with a cup of fresh brewed coffee. On week days, this is followed with at least one double tall mocha as I finish waking up in my office.
I will occasionally have tea instead, edpending upon the company I am in when I wake up, but I am a coffee drinking lady all the way.
As much as I love redheads, I always got the feeling that Velma was more likely to be a lesbian, so I was attracted to her. Plus, smart and nerdy, which only makes her hotter in my book.
Probably, but I wouldn't be doing it BECAUSE they were a virgin, I would be doing it because I was attracted to them, and they to me.
I tragically lost my beloved 2001 BMW Z3 last year, and have replaced it with a very fun Mazda MX 5. A girl's got to have a fast two seat convertible, doesn't she?
The term "good girl" has some wildly divergent meanings, depending upon context.

The 'good girl' in public, a polite and well mannered lady- that's not me, because even though I am polite, courteous, and professional, I am also a bit of a bitch.

However, I am often told by the three people whom I enjoy serving in real life that I am a good girl. Which is a very different kind of good girl.
French roasted coffee, with just asplash of cream and a small amount of sweetener.
9:15 AM on Saturday. typically enjoying another cup of coffee and finishing breakfast, unless we're going skiing, in which case I am hustling to get the last of my stuff together before driving up the mountains.

Today, enjoying coffee and Lush while contemplating a birthday present for a friend, and wondering what I will wear to the party.