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Jude
Over 90 days ago
Male, 154

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I know you’ll all be able to find much funnier ads than this… but allow me to get you started.

Nookie. (Been so long since I was in the UK I'd forgotten what a funny word this is.)
And I'll show you a sunset... if you stay with me tonight.

- Judie Tzuke (Stay With Me Tonight).
Stay alive
Keep a roof over my head
Eat less
Drink more
Play more
Write more
Finish that freaking novel
Get the other freaking novel published
Say “freaking” less
Don’t break any freaking bones playing soccer.
Walk in closet at party.

Standing up or lying down?
All depends on the moment.

Right now? Lust.
Outdoors.

By a waterfall or a desert night?
No big deal. (it's all about what they are covering)

Candy or vegetables?
Fireplace.

Sheepskin rug or lots of cushions?