Mmmmmmm (definitely a word now thanks Amy)
Others may come and others may go.
There once was a man that drank only beer
He did it so he wouldn't appear queer
Mmmm (shit is that a word?)
Roses are red
Submission is fine
Silk, hemp or mental
The results are divine
I am here looking up at Adele
With thoughts that might land me in jail
I would have to plead guilty
My thoughts so filthy
A young lad liked fondling his schwantz
When he dated a woman from France
But he tugged so hard
Roses are red
Ping's counting hairs
I guess it's in his book
To show Heidi he cares
And I'm a day late
So what else is new
I'll say it anyway
Happy Birthday to you
If you make it, I'll be waiting :-D
Hello In There - John Prine
You're sitting in your comfort you don't believe I'm real
You cannot buy protection from the way that I feel
Your progressive hypocrites hand out their trash
But it was mine in the first place, so I'll burn it to ash
And I've tasted all the strongest meats
And laid them down in coloured sheets
Laid them down in coloured sheets
Who needs illusion of love and affection
When you're out walking in the streets with your mainline connection? Connection
A gal from the Bronx had a problem
Her tits were so small she couldn't wobble 'em
As she roamed Coney Island
With a Cyclone™ ride planned
When her skirt flew up it was awesome
X-ray vision has it's bennies
Much smooching and screwing
Roses are red
The weekend is here
Now if it warms up
I would really cheer
But until then
I'll just stay in my bed
Pulling up the covers
Dirty thoughts in my head
Roses are red
What can I say
My minds in the gutter
No need to follow that way
But if you don't
I sure would be sad
Just give me a spanking
If that makes you glad
:-)
Roses are red
Now we're talkin'
Marie, Lynn and others
with bodies all locked in
definitely smooch and screw
Keeping warm when it's so cold outside,
Is easier when one is astride
A pretty young face
Tongue setting apace