An English man with a heart quite wild
With thoughts risque to himself smiled
With the ladies here
They coupled in the back seat
Where they generated all sorts of heat
K/F K/F K/F over and over
A whimsical lad from Athens
Didn’t know how a corset unfastens
A cougar showed him how
And drew out a wow
Roses are red
Heidi's popping corn
Or is she watching
Sweet Rosie making porn
