Roses are red
Lynn is quite right
Hurry up weekend
Let's party tonight
The sexual tension was high
It happens when everyone is bi
Roses are red
Towels come in handy
As fingers get wet
When I get randy
So when do the clothes come off?
A lady who thought she was bi
Said "It's strange, but I just don't know why"
"Both flavors I like"
"So I know I'm not a "
...until the machine overheats and...
Roses are red
The seat maybe hot
But what Lynn and Lyn are cookin'
I do like a lot
I'd like Juli turned over my lap
Oooo with your hand raised for a slap
Is there a limit to the number of participants?
The fireworks inspire awe
At least, those that I saw
Some of the best aren't in the sky
Roses are red
Who me horny?
That's like saying
Roses are thorny
...your own wipes and also...
A Saturday morning for sex
When someone cries out, who's next?
Do you spend much time in cars gazing up from the back seat?
...gooey ooey chewy, wait what?...
Footie's allure is no mystery
When ladies play, they're not sistery
I'm lost, I can't find Footie
Ok, then we'll just kibbutz-ie
And now this rhyme is history
Once upon a falling star
Roses are red
Oh my aching head
Weekend party time
I should just stay in bed
..motion or fashion that causes..
In bed we spooned together
Soft as the finest of leather
Where 'tween the legs
Roses are red
The "process" can be fun
When the razor is careful
And followed by a tongue
First dates are not easy at all
Some have way too much gall
But if you get to two or three
A lovely bottom's a pleasure to see
I look upon Lynn's with shameless glee
But while Ginger's turned her back
Roses are red
Lynn's roaming the halls
Shes got ideas that will send
Ecstatic moans through the walls
Roses are red
Ping knows I kidd
It was too good to pass up
So I just did
But Lynn gets my bare ass
She knows how to treat it so fine
Now wishing I was as witty
And deserving of her time
Roses are red
Size is overrated
As long as it's not
Ping-sized or deflated
Back to bed I'll be going this morning
After giving my true love fair warning
I just hope she's prepared
There's no need to be scared
