Unfortunately, rarely is a word I often use.
Have you heard of the Canadian humper
Who often went about grumper
He started chasing cars
And hoarding collection jars
Why he does is just a stumper
The ladies are crowding on Heidi's bench
sorry i must have kicked when you did that thing with your tongue
What if sex organs glowed in the dark?
It would make it easy to find the mark!
A neon green clit
A glowing pink "pit"
I wonder if fucking would cause sparks
Yay, Humpday is here
Roses are red
Outside its dripping
I'd rather other moisture
My fingers were slipping
You almost had that dragon egg before the side of the mountain gave way
Don't Say Goodbye - Walter "Wolfman" Washington
Ping sits in one place and reads
In that book he finds what he needs
...bottom where others want to...
Roses are red
That would be a crowded bed
But I don't P'd mind
More dirty dreams ahead
In the mornings I like having Juli
Oh do you truly?
A purring she starts
Along with pounding hearts
Yes and it was not a pretty sight
HYE regretted not going home with someone when you had the chance?
In the mornings I like having Juli
Oh do you truly?
Roses are red
Lately I've been
Oversleeping and then
Missing my morning Lush grin
Yuck, terrible I know
Nope, can you define it?
Missed you too.
Marie. she comes and goes
Often with very few clothes
But that's okay
I like her that way
If I were a female pirate
Dark Sails watching, I'd require it
Roses are red
My mind is a blank
Something to rhyme
Maybe I need a good spank
So last night I was giving some head
And that girl was clearly undead
But then I sputtered
date and fuck, fuck and date
