A middle aged man named Sam
Scammed many a girl with his flimflam
Pulled a bait and switch
With hardly a twitch
Gleefully stroking it everyday on cam
Oh Moll and her string of pearls
The lusty young lady made mulligatawny
A soup her boyfriend thought corny
But the spice soon got to him
He indulged her whim
The missionaries gave not a thought
While the natives smiled and smoked their pot
Alice had a strange bit of plumbing
Which meant she preferred a good bumming
Her cheeks spread wide
She had no pride
Young Alice was technically chaste
But of guys she enjoyed a taste
Tall short or thin
Gloria's clothes were strewn on the floor
Next to them lay her sweating from every pore
Roses are red
Why thank you Ping
And for your wishes
Getting laid a great thing
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She bought a new chastity belt
Which didn't come close to covering her pelt
