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Kittypusscat
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Female
United Kingdom

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Distracts Shotgun with something enticing and pinches the place

Whoops you slipped in there Knobby but it is still my place. yes i do feel that way- how could I t with such a feline avatar?
I will share it with you Kiera- fancy a steak on Saturday? You, me and CD? The skunk is two-timing!
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Can I just say that I think you are the most beautiful and desirable woman in the entire world and I suspect everything you do is simply magical .. erm reprieve?



Now you are chatting up another woman! Right, that does it! Kiera and CD get your steak!
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CD .. KPC is beginning to scare me .. omg she wants to see me naked .. can you step in and take over please?


Now just wait a minute SJ...YOU were the one who wanted me in a skimpy outfit, wanted the steak and the gorgeous pudding and promised you would last longer than 5 minutes! I am most hurt after all the trouble i have gone to. I will leave you to your burnt pizza and seek solace further north.4NJIOiEwlO0Gmkuq
I am still coming to see you! Honestly! I am not backing out and I am not going to a garage when i have the steak ordered...unless you really want burnt pizza?
You said i had to come to you and provide the meal and you would stump up for the wine and my outfit! You were moaning that the petrol was too expensive!
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I understand he just loves a perfectly cooked home made pizza soooooooooooooooooo basically you have no bloody hope.

By the way you dont know my address so how can you send me flowers and a card for Saturday?



I don't know your address either and I am supposed to be cooking your meal!
I hate the fact that a lot of my friends on Lush are in a different time zone making it difficult to talk to them.
Oh yes, I'm sexy and i know it so you need to go now and leave this to me!