its a lovely day in the neighborhood,....Mr. Rogers,........hey DJ, hit the flip side,.
Shaft, they say this cat Duke is a bad mother. SHUT YOUR MOUTH, .
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KoolHandDuke
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shameless got those new chops specifically for pillow biting.
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Quote by ducky69
Gotta love homophobia. I personally don't care, if I don't wanna see it I don't look.
i would have to agree with you on this ducky, I had not even given it a thought until this post.
someone else made the point, and i agree with them as well, I wouldnt want someone on my
profile as a friend with his dick pointing at me. Other than that, I dont really care what one's AV is.
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a few people mentioned Brad Pitt, actually i like Brad, loved him in Ocean 11 &12 and a few others.
but im really surprised no one has mentioned Tom Green or David Arquette.
these guys are of the same ilk as Paulie Shore, who let these guys on a movie set.
these bums couldnt get the leading role in a home movie of their birthday parties if I was shooting it.
but im really surprised no one has mentioned Tom Green or David Arquette.
these guys are of the same ilk as Paulie Shore, who let these guys on a movie set.
these bums couldnt get the leading role in a home movie of their birthday parties if I was shooting it.
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Quote by Shyone
I had guests staying at my house. All three of them were pushing 300 lbs. A friend came and whispered to me that the downstairs toilet was leaking on to the tile floor. I shut the water off there and called a plumber. He said the ring seal was cracked and he replaced it. It was only about 2 yrs. old and highly unusual for this to happen. Then he looked at the three of them and a light bulb went on. lol
The next day my friend came to me again and said it was leaking. Geeze... I called the guy out again thinking he did a poor job. He called me over and said "Look I only way 180 lbs and tightened it all the way but when they sat down on it again they squished it down more so I tightened it again. lol
I didn't say a word. The next day the female came to me and said the toilet seat in the upstairs guest bathroom cracked in half. I asked how could this happen? Ready for this...she said she was rocking back and forth on it and it just cracked. I did not want this picture in my head. lol
Then they had the nerve to want to use my personal bathroom since they broke the other toilets. I'm dying at this point and said "No, my bathroom is off limits. LOL I get "But the toilet seat pinches me when I sit on it."
I'm now thinking "good" maybe you will go home. lol
Shyone this story is halarious, i find myself laughing about this even when at work. I love the way you tell it.
Everytime these particular people stay at my house a toilet will over flow or break. I don't invite them to stay with me anymore. lmao
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If you were a cat, curiosity may not have killed you yet - but you'd probably be wounded. You seem to have some voyeuristic tendencies, especially when it comes to everyone's favorite sport…SEX. You have the urge to peek on occasion, but not to an obsessive extreme. Depending on your answers to specific questions, you may hold back out of respect for others' privacy or even a fear of getting caught. Or there may be certain situations that just don't capture your attention. Whatever your approach, be sure you're not putting your nose where it doesn't belong.
If you were a cat, curiosity may not have killed you yet - but you'd probably be wounded. You seem to have some voyeuristic tendencies, especially when it comes to everyone's favorite sport…SEX. You have the urge to peek on occasion, but not to an obsessive extreme. Depending on your answers to specific questions, you may hold back out of respect for others' privacy or even a fear of getting caught. Or there may be certain situations that just don't capture your attention. Whatever your approach, be sure you're not putting your nose where it doesn't belong.
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having the ability to know how to be a friend
being in your corner thick or thin
supportive through the rough times.
being in your corner thick or thin
supportive through the rough times.
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Quote by Bunny12
I've found the chip bag clips from the kitchen can work great as nipple clips to!!! Then there is ALWAYS the shower massage on a rope ahhhhh.....
OOOOOOOHHHH Kinky Bunny, if i let you put on the clips, do i get to eat the chips. LOL
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Quote by KyleQuote by KoolHandDuke
Hi Kyle, welcome to the discussion, I just wonder if you were in on their great escape. Hey Kyle if the story had been covered in the media, how do you thing the headlines would have read? " KYLE HELPS BUDDY ESCAPE TO NYC WITH MRS ROSE. NEVER TO BE HEARD FROM AGAIN". LOL. thanks for participaing
Esacpe To New York, a new feature film directed by the senior class outlaw!
i like it. I still think you were in on it. Hell everybody knows it to. LOL
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Heyyyyy BabyGirl. thank you for that. welcome to the discussion. If I told you that Mr. Smith and me were running buddy, would you come over then? BIG SMILE. thank you for participating and being a good chat friend.
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Hi Kyle, welcome to the discussion, I just wonder if you were in on their great escape. Hey Kyle if the story had been covered in the media, how do you thing the headlines would have read? " KYLE HELPS BUDDY ESCAPE TO NYC WITH MRS ROSE. NEVER TO BE HEARD FROM AGAIN". LOL. thanks for participaing
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Thanks Gryphon, and welcome to the forum, just joined myself and love it here, these are great answers guys, particularly love yours Ali as I know i couldnt be the only one that have made it with a teacher, she and I had an ongoing affair for roughly 3 years. (both adults) makes for an interesting discussion I think, when you consider that some of our teacher crushes if gone too far could have just as easily lead to headline news as seen today. waiting to hear from others that made it with teachers while in school. Thank you all for participating.
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well since i posed the question its only fair that i start. I was lucky enough to have sex with a former Jr. High School teacher of mine. but this did not happen until i was an adult, met her by happenstance at a restaurant, we talked exchanged numbers, talked on the phone and it was on. incidently her longtime bf was my gym teacher and i never liked him, so it was a feather in cap that it was his lady. having said that, she is not the teaching that i would have if i could have. That would have been my 11th grade Homeroom teacher, Mrs Palmer, I would have fxxxcked her because she was so pretty, classy and smart, always dressed in dresses and heels, smelled so good, and was as down to earth as anybody i have ever known. She was the first big round booty that hypnotized me. OOOOOOO Mrs Palmer. LOL.
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Hi Everybody, Forgive me if this topic has been hashed or rehashed already.
But i find it interesting reading some of these accounts of public mistrust.
In an age where sex is running rampant in our school system, teachers having sex with teachers in classrooms
Teachers having sex with students. Most notable among many are Mary Kay Letourneau,
Debra (im too pretty for prison) Lafave, and Pamela Rogers.
Now most of us have thought about this to some degree at one time or another.
My question is this: During your time spent in classrooms, which of your
teachers would you have fxxxked if you could have
and why? what turned you on about him or her ?
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/2009/12/09/2009-12-09_teachers_pet_each_other_naked_lust_was_part_of_their_lesson_plan_at _high_school.html
IF LINK DOESNT WORK type in keywords. Horndog High, Alini Brito, Cindy Mauro
But i find it interesting reading some of these accounts of public mistrust.
In an age where sex is running rampant in our school system, teachers having sex with teachers in classrooms
Teachers having sex with students. Most notable among many are Mary Kay Letourneau,
Debra (im too pretty for prison) Lafave, and Pamela Rogers.
Now most of us have thought about this to some degree at one time or another.
My question is this: During your time spent in classrooms, which of your
teachers would you have fxxxked if you could have
and why? what turned you on about him or her ?
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/2009/12/09/2009-12-09_teachers_pet_each_other_naked_lust_was_part_of_their_lesson_plan_at _high_school.html
IF LINK DOESNT WORK type in keywords. Horndog High, Alini Brito, Cindy Mauro
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I've been here almost a week now. Do I have enough chips to propose the Lush Girl Bubble Butt Contest??? Somebody say yes !!!
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Marco my New Years Resolution is to start hanging out with you since these girls obviously spend all their free time at your place. Address Please.!!!!!
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Quote by sexynsweet09
Sorry to all the Michael Jackson fans here but it needed to be said. I didn't mean anything crass by it. But I mean think about it though: he supposively molested this kid, so I am kinda glad that there will just be one less child molester out there that I would have to worry about when my kids are older.
I cant help but notice in your post you state. "he supposively molested this kid" supposively the operative word here.
but further you state in referring to him "so im kinda glad that there will just be one less child molestor out there.
I dont claim to know the whole truth of it. but i find it strange that in 40 year of show business at least 30 of them as an adult there have only been 2 or 3 allegations made against him. What i do know from reading on the subject is that pedophiles cant control their urges to molest children. like an alcoholic needing a drink. hard to believe that he was able to control it to the point of 2 or 3 in over 30 years as an adult in show business. thats a avg of once every 30yrs.
doesnt sound plausible to me.
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worst................................................................................. Best
Nicolas Cage ..... Stiff and uninspiring........................... Robert Deniro ..Convincing in any role
Cuba Gooding Jr..No black man i know crys that much....Al Pachino .......Super Actor
Paulie Shore........No words to express my disgust..........Denzel Washington.very versatile, Not enough credit.
dont have a pick for actresses
Nicolas Cage ..... Stiff and uninspiring........................... Robert Deniro ..Convincing in any role
Cuba Gooding Jr..No black man i know crys that much....Al Pachino .......Super Actor
Paulie Shore........No words to express my disgust..........Denzel Washington.very versatile, Not enough credit.
dont have a pick for actresses
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Quote by Ling-Li
I have done this particular activity FAR too many times to mention...
I don't think Nic's servers have that much space lol
Ling
Ling i'll drink to that.
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oh yeah more than once, but nobody wants to hear my boring stories. LOL
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Quote by ali2teaseu
Ok guys: if you could pick any lingerie item or outfit for your woman to wear to bed, what would you choose?
something like the one in your av
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her derriere (ok spell nazis let me have it) her ASS i bet i spelled that right.
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i would try my hardest not to hurt her feeling, but i would def tell her by suggesting other methods to try. if she is someone that im not interested in spending time in a relationship with i can imagine myself saying " when i said that you suck, I didnt mean that you suck, i meant that you suck at sucking".
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I've done it with one special woman and I've had it done to me. it is an incredible feeling.
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Quote by Lady_Lydia
Alright, it's obvious that we're probably all masturbators here.
Guys, (and possibly women interested in commenting):
1. Do you like watching women masturbate?
2. What turns you on about it?
3. Do you get interested in joining in or are you content to just sit there and enjoy the show?
Thanks
I love watching women masturbate, not a sexier sight on earth in my opinion
what turns me on is the sensuality of it. the ecstacy on her face, the moans, the very act of it.
I am content to watch but would join in no sooner than it takes to draw my next breath if she asked.
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Quote by Ranchforman57
I guess that i am really the last person wanted to reply to this be couse i am a Lesbian! But we do not go at each other in wild sex all the time. We are no different that a man and a woman! We lay around in each others arms, for the loving feelings we get being with the one we love. I understand that a man finds it hot to see to women together but we are just the same as everyone else. Just that we love the same sex!!!!!
yeah but, about the scissor thing. (BIG SMILE)
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im interested in knowing what this size queen and other size queens thinks is a great package.