There used to be a certain stretch of beach, not sure if it's still there, where they had it divided up into three beaches. The Prude beach, the Nude beach, and the Dude beach. The prude beach was for people who kept their swimsuits on, the nude beach was for those who didn't, and the dude beach was for gay guys.
There were Dads all over the prude beach. Cops all over the nude beach. And queers all over the dude beach. I wouldn't recommend that activity on any of them. On the first you'd get beaten to death, the second arrested, and the third gang .
I am down for a show however she wants to put one on!
I've had this issue as well. I just put the vid in a seperate post.
Or you could do what I do with people I don't really want to hear from anymore - I let technology take care of it. I signed up for Google Voice (it takes a while to get the invite, but it's worth it). All you do is give people your google number as your regular number, and then you can forward all the calls to where you want them. You can even record special greetings for each caller ID number.
So, he could just get shunted right into voice mail all the time.
As long as she's smiling in my direction and laughs at my jokes, I'm happy!
There is such a thing as too skinny or too curvy, and both make me worry for the poor girl's health. But in my profession as a photographer, I run into far too many girls that are too, too skinny. I've told a few agents off for constantly pushing their girls skinnier and skinnier, too. Most model agents are totally out of touch with reality and just want their girls to look as sknny as possible, even anorexic, and they've got it all messed up in their heads what "fat" really is.
Fortunately, photoshop is taking some of the pressure off, as they can make the girl's look skinny without them having to actually be that skinny, which tends to counteract the old "the camera adds 10 pounds" rule. So these days, the girls are getting to be more healthy, thank goodness!
But while the digital revolution is helping to take the pressure off of models, it's not helping much when it comes to the impressionable young women and girls who buy the magazines and see the ads, and think they should look that skinny. That's why I always tell girls to check the tabloids - the one piece of social good those rags do is show the stars as they really are, and they don't look nearly as good as they do in the pictures us pros take, or in the movies - all of which is heavily edited and carefully lit.
Just my 2 cents worth...
So encouraging to see so many of you gals into dirty talk! Lord knows I love it!
How come I didn't discover this site before? What, have you been hiding it under a rock? I mean... I googled and everything!
When someone leaves a comment or sends a message to say how much they enjoyed a story, that's my payoff. When we're talking about erotica, often those comments are explicit. It's like having a lover roll over in bed after the deed is done and whisper, "was it as good for you as it was for me?" I am making love to the reader, and just as in making love, it's not just about getting yours, but knowing your partner got theirs.
To me the scariest villains are the most realistic. Oh, sure, Darth Vader, Khan, the Terminator, those are all great villains but they're escapist. They don't scare you because they can't possibly exist. Same goes for ghosts and goblins for most folks... But, plain wacko crazy weirdos? They scare the shit out of me!
#1 - Hannibal "The Cannibal" Lecter in Silence of The Lambs
#2 - Jame Gumm aka "Wild Bill" in Silence of The Lambs
#3 - Annie Wilkes in "Misery"... Hobbling. Need I say more?
Well, a girl *edited by admin* and various dates. Of course my dates couldn't know about the girl, but the girl knew all about the dates.
Oh, I've been embarrassed so badly so often that it's really hard to pick just one.
Maybe the time the kid behind me in choir puked all over the back of my head while I was singing my solo at the recital. Yeah. That one was bad!
OK... for me Bond was all about the gadgets. So, while Connery was the best Bond and Brosnan was the second best, I was always more a fan of Q. And so I have to say that from that point of view, Roger Moore's Bond films were the best, but not because Moore was the best bond (he was good) but because the gadgets were the best. Many, like the Jet Ski, or the underwater divers version, actually became consumer products.
Who's with me on this?
A few years now, unfortunately. I'm ready to play again though, if any ladies are looking for a special friend... (Hint! Hint!)
Well I'm ambidextrous, but I usually use my right.
