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LASARDaddy
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 83
United States

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A neat fantasy, but that's all it could ever be.

Knowing that predictors exist with the direct desire to torture you and kill you should stop that from ever happening.

Would you really do that? Hell, I'm a guy and that idea frightens the crap out of me.

Besides, after one night I'd probably never leave.
Seems like a nice guy. I haven't read his stories yet but I will.

I think a picture of him, versus a Hornbill, would be better. Besides, a Swallow is a lot smaller.

But that's my opinion.
Hi Nicola,

I'll do this publicly because it's something that pertains to all.

I appreciate every effort made by the SyOps, managers, workers, administrators, reviewers and anyone else I missed, beyond my ability to describe. I designed the hardware for 35 years and I still don't much like computers. But I completely understand the administrators position on them.

P. T. Barnum said, "you can't fool all the people all the time, but you can fool all of them some of the time." Well,you can't make all of them happy either.

Thank You!

Is about as good as I can get until I win the 50 Million dollar lottery. Then I'll send all of you the top-of-the-line LELO vibrator, or whatever else you want.

You give me and a couple hundred thousand other a place to play, safely, and find much enjoyment. Any who don't like it that way, leave. You don't have to be here, it's your choice. Go find a better place. But I do not believe that many really feel that way when the stop to think. It's just to easy to say what irritates us and it comes across to strong.

I've done it, I do it every now and then but I fight it.

Also Nicola, don't ever apologize for an opinion. Our job, as listeners, is too accept and understand your opinion or offer a differing one. Then we either agree with each other or we understand the others opinion and go on. Our egos make it an adversarial thing. I try to control mine rigidly but sometimes the ugly little bastard escapes and says something I have to apologize for later.

Thank you for every effort you make.

Stay safe and. Enjoy what life is.

Paul
Of course! To think otherwise is just not seeing reality.

What's the difference between this and meeting them in a bar, except that this is a LOT safer and allows you to ease in to it rather that screwing your life up with an immediate bad decision. Any problems understanding that go watch the movie Looking for Mr. Goodbar.

Of course you can screw it up here too but it'll take a little longer.
If you don't want to speak to them, don't. If you don't care, don't care but don't spend page after page of post trying to convince us you don't.

This is all about sex and it's multitude of aspects. We all like different things and have an opinion about it. But, like assholes, we all have one and EVERY FUCKING ONE IS DIFFERENT, there are no exceptions to that either, just similarities.

Acceptance and understanding should be the goal. Not judgement and fighting about who's wrong or right. Courtesy and consideration ride very high on that too.

There is ABSOLUTELY NO ABSOLUTE RIGHT OR WRONG! It's all opinion based on what's generally accepted as "GOOD" behavior.

Of course, that may not be absolutely true either but there is no one who can prove it wrong.

If cannibalism was commonly practiced we'd all be eating people and it wouldn't be considered wrong in our society. It is accepted in some and pretty much all humans practiced it in the past.

So, like one daughter told me once, "Suck it up." Learn to accept and understand. I am a Taoist for a reason.

Think!
This is another of those artificial problems caused by ourselves. Daylight Savings Time should be eliminated. Several states here have already done it, Arizona is the only one I remember, but the whole world should just to eliminate this confusion. Until that happens we all have to do what one of my daughters told me once when I was bitching about how much pain I was in.

She said, "Oh for Christ's sake Paul, suck it up."

It took me about 30 seconds to do that and I've been grateful to her since.

Ben Franklin said it best though. He said it was like cutting the end off a blanket and sewing it on the other end to make it longer. How perfect a description of ignorance can there be.

Of course I know why it was started but we should all politic to get it changed.
If it bothers you, don't read it. If you must know, try. If you can't figure it out, ask.

This is all about having VERY SAFE fun. It's all opinions and like the old saw says, "opinions are like assholes, every body has one." And, they are all different. Every fricking one of them in some detail. They just happen to get grouped and that's why we have things like political parties, focus groups (those should be deleted) and all the other flavors, colors, etc.

It's all about enjoying life, what ever it throws at us, and dealing with it. If we help each other instead of trying to kill each other it might work out a little better. Otherwise we'll wind up like we did after Mt. Toba erupted. That was around 75,000 years ago and the entire human race was reduced to 1,000 breeding couples or so. That gives us a genetic similarity to about 99.999 percent.

So, diversity, we have color, sexuality, physical makeup, intelligence and a couple thousand other things that make us different. Being Gay? Who gives a shit. My oldest son is, he's 55 now and I've never had that problem with him, he's my son. The first quote from Morgan Freeman (a man I admire) got it right again. Color? Again, who gives a shit. They're people that I share genetics with to that level so the picture says it all. Brains? Am I upset because Stephen Hawking has the mind he has and I don't? No! I am very jealous that he has it and I don't.

He is only alive today because of his mind. He refuses to allow himself to die until he solves another problem. Describing the universe.









If we weren't different this would be the most boring fucking existence possible. There are a few types that I'd like to eliminate too but mostly they are the ones that enjoy hurting others.

Stay safe and just enjoy life. It is an amazing thing.
I like to think I made it to 71 because I wasn't stupid. I've wondered a few time but, never without a condom with a stranger. Mostly I have to know them before I'll do that anyway. Only twice with anyone before I knew them for a few weeks anyway.
I've always loved Hank Williams. I met his son once years ago because we had the same theatrical manager. He is one of the best five-finger pickets I've heard.

Can't remember the names but there were several classical and flamenco guitarists I used to listen too. I'll have to look them up again.

I also like the Russian balalaika and the Japanese one whose name I'll have to look up again. But then bag-pipes, especially the Scottish pipes, are my favorite. The Irish ones are OK too.
Don't like the butt-floss style. The red ones in scriptwriters post, the one standing, but with the waist only about 3-inches wide. Hip-huggers? I don't know.

Mostly I don't care what you do or don't wear. If you offer yourself to me, I take what you give me as a very precious gift. Been doing that for 57 to 58 years now and it's always been very well appreciated. Or they were very good liars, don't know.
My stories too. I'm not that good yet myself but I lean toward stories with a lot of character building. The more I can "See" them the better the story is.

I go on for many paragraphs before sex rears it's beautiful head. No pun intended.

The moderators here are very good. I prefer being smacked when I do a bad job, not just accepted because I used the word fuck a couple hundred times. Ask them why. I've found that they are very honest and will answer anything given the time.

Good luck
My assumption here is that you want to know how old we see ourselves inside.

I'm 71 but I'd like to be the 45 to 55 that I feel like. That is when I feel I was at my best. I'd learned enough to really take on ANY activity that she wanted and give it to her. I was young enough to do it too. I have always been interested in giving her pleasure and not worrying about me. When she gets it, I get it too and it's orders of magnitude better that way.

Now it may be nothing but hands and mouth but I am very good at that too. After Prostate cancer and radiation treatment some abilities go away.
I try to read ever y one and I also comment on virtually every one I read. There have been a couple that I didn't comment on but they were so bad I couldn't think of anything nice to say. Actually there have been only two of those and I did wonder why they were accepted.

That comment about wondering why it was accepted was made on either my first or second submission. It pissed me off for about 5 minutes then my mind took over from my ego. That's probably one of the best comments made to me. I love the praise but I desperately want the negative stuff too. That's what makes me better. I was going to rewrite the early ones but have decided to leave them as-is. Then everyone can see the growth, including me.

Thanks to everyone on this site. Especially the moderators because they give of their time to give us a place to do this. Most accept anything offered and a great deal of that is pure crap. It's a very thankless job most of the time so I take my time to thank them profusely whether it's accepted or rejected.


To: the Moderators

Thank you for doing what you do.

Paul
NO!

I assume you're talking about a complete stranger. Firstly, I refuse to use ANY of the social network sites. Every one has been hacked and I don't trust them. Also ANYTHING I post is stored for eternity or until the world ends and I ABSOLUTELY DO NOT trust anyone with that much personal information about me.

I will make a few exceptions if I know you but only here or one or two others that I feel are safe. I know, I know, none are, but breathing isn't very safe and I don't want to quit doing that quite yet either.
I think they are all wonderful. Then I modify that feeling with getting to know them. Most are great but one or two weren't so great. I've enjoyed every one and wrote a story or two for them.

For me, I prefer to know whoever I'm going to bed with. I am more interested in her and her feelings than mine. When she gets it I KNOW, beyond any shadow of a doubt, I'll get it too. Because her enjoying what I do or did makes mine an order of magnitude better.

The only wham-bam-thank-you-mam I've ever enjoyed was when my wife would decide that it's time to just screw our brains out then worry about where we were. That happened many times in 38 or so years.

All that said I love looking at naked women. Any color, any size, any look. If you show it to me I'll be looking.

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Haaa. This is the first time I hear this comment. It's good. I'll borrow it.

Anyway, I have a feeling this warning would not help much against the practice, but...

I'll wait too for the elaboration. I'll be inside the submarine, perhaps in scuba gear... just in case.


The first time I heard that was in 1967 when I was working on the electronics for Polaris and Poseidon missile submarines. I walked past a dry-dock and they'd welded a metal screen over a large opening cut in the hull to move equipment on and off the submarine. I was with a friend and said I thought screen doors for subs were a good idea. They'd get more fresh air that way. It was probably around for years before that but I'd never heard it.

All of the other talk about how bad or good oral sex is, is crap. I also have a degree in business and statistics was a subject I loved. Mostly because anyone can prove anything with them. I've listened to people present diametrically opposed positions proven by the same statistical study. If you don't believe that listen to a few of the proofs about how bad or good smoking or global warming is.

My contention for years has been that, "If an Apple a day keeps the doctor away then if I search long and hard enough I'll find a doctor that contends a horse turd a day will cure you of anything."

"When the medical community starts worrying more about preventing disease than curing it I'll start listening a lot closer."

The problem is that no one makes money when they prevent it, only when they cure it.the AMA is an incredibly powerful lobby in Washington. Just like the oil companies that owned our wonderful, functionally retarded president, Minnie Me.
Thank you CurlyGirl for posting that. I'm still laughing my ass off. I'm going to giggle about it for days.

These people are amazing. You'd think they'd realize that better language skills would benefit them.

Then I am absolutely astounded by how many people respond to them and send money. Why? All I could ever come up with is ignorance and greed.

This guy brings in the only other one, compassion. There are so many "Good" people that get sucked in because they do care. Those are the ones I feel sorry for.

These slime balls should be punished hard!

Thank you for the warning.
Ive ever tried a virgin so I can't really say.

I have been with 3 that hadn't been with a man in a year or more and it was difficult for her at first. For me it felt like I was pushing into her fist. I didn't break through any barrier but was it an incredible feeling getting in. For the one it must have taken a minute before she could stretch out. That was 44 or so years ago and I can remember it vividly.

All in all, I prefer women who know who and what they are. Doesn't matter how old.

I think I'll have to write a story about them. Wow, getting old sucks. I can't remember all their names yet.

Duh!
I'm just learning this craft but I agree with Mazza, et al about character building. I want to know the "Whys" when things are done. I've written a couple hundred papers about computers and engineering but this is worlds away from that. I screw up the tense a lot.

If I don't like the characters I won't read the story. Detail helps me like them.
Actually, I could care less. If she's willing to put her mouth on me then she gets to decide what to do with it. I really like 69 with her on top then lets it run out and all over me. We used to wrestle around after and pretty much paint each other with it.

Then we get to go wash it all off both of us and that s a LOT of fun. The sheets got kind of gross when we'd do that sometimes.

Haven't done that in 7 or so years now.
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Have her look me straight in the eye, lick her lips and say "I want you! Now!"


I'm with Michael on this one but she doesn't have to "Say" anything. Just the look will tell me.

I NEED that. Casual sex is better than masturbating but it also takes a hell of a lot more effort for whatever increment you get in pleasure from it. Sometimes it's not worth it. I haven't had to worry about that in 40 or so years but lately I'm not sure. It's been a while since anyone was interested in me.
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There ya go


Looks like I don't have to do anything. I hope you enjoy what's left of your right arm.
If she shows them to me or offers them to me to play with I don't care if they're big nipples only up to pretty big. If they get bigger than my head they're kind of unwieldy. I've known women with breasts like that but every one of them had reduction surgery.

My preference is whatever looks good to me on her body. It's difficult to quantify that.
Anyone that wouldn't has to have a screw lose. Actually if they don't like the image they'll never get a chance at the screw anyway.

My attitude has always been to accept, with gratitude, whatever any woman was ready to show me or allow me to do. There are a few exceptions, but not many.

She is a good looking lady.

Thank you for sharing.
SHIT!

I'm Sorry. I really need to read who it's for. Wish that appeared in the scrolling advert.
OK. I am an old fart and I love expressions but what the hell is a "Dutch Oven."

The only thing I can come up with is a clay pot I've used for years. You soak it in water for a couple of hours and then roast in it. It's very porous and makes some of the best roasted food I've ever eaten. I got my last one while living in Germany where they called it a "Romertopf." The "O" in that word should gave an umlaut over it. That's the two little dots but my IPad can't do that. Stupid fricking keyboard.

I guess if you're into food with sex but I'd let it cool a lot first.


Good for you.

Sounds like the disbelief was suspended. Now keep it up, if that's what you both want. It is a very two-way street and all you can do, hope for or achieve is to get moving down the same street in the same direction.

I like this because it's so very true and few people really understand it or practice it.