Quote by Magical_felix
Sometimes the truth isn't what we expected... Like say you're getting into one of those "well how many people have you slept with" conversations late at night and the dude is all "I've been with like 7 girls" or something and the girl goes "oh me too, well full on sex that is" and the guy says "oh cool, wait, what do you mean full on sex?" then the girls drops the bomb that she has also sucked about 80 guys off and forgot how many handjobs. Shit like that is hard to hear without some kind of reaction later on. I mean come on, thats not a blowjob thats a blow career.
Man...first of all, when I sucked you off and let you ass-fuck me, you were the only one getting it at the time. That counts for something, right? Like, I could've had a few other hard-ass pipe-hittin' boys there to help you run that train, but I didn't. Why not? Because I'm a lady!!
GODDAMMIT!!



