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Lilly
5 hours ago
Straight Female, 51
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Morning Rumpletators,

Michelle thanks for the setup this morning! If the glorious BB would bless me with a cup of her finest, I shall forever be grateful.

Carl, thinking lots of positive thoughts for your friends healing. Sometimes our own mind is the worst enemy. Hopefully he realizes he is needed, Gunny is adorable

Boom Boom, Kis, Adrian, Angel and Kimmi morning sweet people.
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I can be dreadfully forgetful about posting on people's walls but I do try to do a little good behind the bar.

Just a little tip, put a sprinkle of the pink powder that's in the shaker beside the pastries.
It's super secret stuff, and it makes the pastries calorie free without changing the taste.
Just a little something for my sisters.


I don’t mind people who don’t post on my wall, we all have busy lives. I just enjoy occasionally posting.

Magic powder that does away with calories? And it is pink nonetheless? I see why you are everyone’s favorite witch.
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I hope you all have a drink on me. Set 'em up Rumps!

I'll have to wait. A few weeks ago, l had an emergency surgery, so l'm not quite ready for a bourbon. But l expect to have a Jack Daniels on ice before long. And l am looking forward to tailgate parties before Georgia Bulldog games. Which means downing quite a few ice cold beers and munching on cheeseburgers.

Y'all have a great evening.



Wishing you a speedy recovery Buz
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Because I'm a child of the 80's, a fan of cheesy music and always love to see a bad ass woman rocking the world.




Michelle I too love 80’s music and especially with Women rocking the band. Great song this morning.

If BB would be so inclined, I would love a cup of her finest. Ooh and a pastry sounds particularly yummy. Thanks for all you do Michelle!!
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The soft click clack of heels heralds her arrival. Pushing her sunglasses onto the top of her head she looks around slowly and winces at the state of the place.
She stamps her foot calls out in a strange language, and gives a long high pitched whistle. Two small humanoid creatures with bark skin, sap brown eyes and ivy strands for hair seem to rise from the floor and hover before her.

She points around the room and makes a series of orders in a strange language. In seconds the strange creatures are racing around the room, gathering up rubbish and putting it into neat piles.

Striding through the activity like this is perfectly normal she walks behind the bar and checks everything is as it should be.
Fortunately Curvy had been looking after BB and the boiler didn't take long to get running again.

The thick pungent sludge was removed from the boiler and put to one side for the real caffeine addicts. A bag of Italian roasted beans is opened and poured into the huge hopper ready to make fresh coffee.

Making a complicated gesture in the air and chanting in a low melodic ritual , a small rain cloud forms above the boiler and starts to rain heavily into it. Tiny lightning bolts flash within it and the heavy downpour fills the tank in a few minutes.

While the tank is being filled she cleans the big kettle and sets it open and ready to boil.

Another short command and the cloud drifts over to the massive kettle and rains into that too.
When the kettle is full, the lid snaps closed as though by an invisible hand.

Smoke pours from the carved wooden sign on the bar. The sign from The Witch is OUT to IN.

A wave her hand makes a tray of buttermilk fruit scones appear, and a big plate of generous biscuit cake squares.
Looking around she puts her sunglasses on the bar and runs her fingers through her hair flicking it out.




Good morning you angsty artists.
I'm due for a hike on a cliff by the sea, lots of fresh air and sea.
I'm a forest and fresh water girl but I married a mermaid and she needs to taste the ocean.
So be extra nice to each other or the dryads will turn what you're drinking into mucky soapy water from the sink.
I'm sure you're a brave and kinky bunch but I'm pretty sure nobody wants to have a big glass of Guinness changed I to dirty soapy water.
Mind you I've had a few beers in my life the soapy water would be an improvement on.

So for now my darlings.

May the Goddess grant you Clarity to choose the right direction to follow the path of life, remind you that an obstacle can be a wonderful teacher if you approach it with an open mind. May She Protect you and those you love from the storms of life. That at days end May there be a big bowl of something good to eat, shelter from the elements and the company of others to make the good days brighter and the bad days less dark. We are all Her children and whatever role differences we all return to Her arms in in end.
Oh Goddess watch over your children, be with us in our days of Glory and Despair. Remind us of the power of laughter, a big hug and a moment of unity with those who care about us. For all things Were, Are and Will ever be according to Your Will. Most Blessed Be.

Now darlings coffee is calling and a good brekkie before a hike.

Be good or be damn good at being naughty.

Toodles


You are a true gem Michelle! A big mug of Beautiful Bertha’s Best sounds fantastic about now. Still trying to shake off the sleepies. Gonna snuggle up in a corner booth with my coffee and sprinkles and get a bit of writing in.
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If there is ever a comp dedicated to Micros, then Kistin will win hands down. She is truly the Mistress of the Micro – and I enjoy seeing how her…devious and delicious…mind will bedevil us this time!

I haven't had time to read all the comp entries yet, but I always take time to read Kis' Magical Moment Micros.


And good morning to everyone else! I shan't be long – it's a travel day. We've been visiting our son & DIL, but need to get home in order to leave again. We've rented a cottage up north for about 10 days, just to get out of the city. Toronto is a wonderful and wondrous city, but it's a bit like being at a wonderful cocktail party where everyeone is shouting. You're having a fabulous time, but your head starts to ache after a while! So, we need a break, and a friend of a friend was renting out his cottage, so we grabbed it.

Meanwhile, I've only been able to get some Timmie's today – not terribly inspiring – plus Sara's Atlanta sports section, so, enjoy, and as that Sexy Witch, Michelle, said – be good to each other!

Sprinklies set aside for the Ladies who Lounge, including Sara, Kimmi, Linda, BG, Lily, and Harley.



Thanks to Da Bear for the donuts, sprinkles make me smile. Sounds like you have a busy few days. Enjoy your escape from the city!!
Good evening Rumpletators,


I am thinking it is wine o’clock. How about a Pinot?

Today has been a good one, got a good bit of writing done and posted on friend’s walls. Even read a few good stories that were not competition stories for a change. Hope everyone enjoyed their day as well.

Big


Just checking in. How’s everyone doing? Anxiety is my nemesis but I am trying to remember that most of it is my own doing. I naturally worry, it’s in my DNA. I am getting better at recognizing what is my own doing and what is external. Anyhow hope everyone is having a good weekend. Be safe!
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Your wish is our command, Angel. Usual Rumps' sloppy service.

Find Angel's lovely micro: HERE

And Angel, if you'd like me to coach you through the technique for doing that, PM me!

Meanwhile, I'm a bit behind my time – kind of a BEAR behind – but picked up some goodies at the farmer's market: Greman Kuchen!



And, the de rigeur sprinkley donuts for the Sweet Set, including Sara, Kimmi (with an extra kiss from a not-stupid male), Linda, BG, Lily, and Harley:



And Sara's Atlanta sports section in her hidey hole with her donuts!

Out of town today, back home tomorrow. Take care y'all!


Thanks for the yummies. I think they’ll go perfectly with some of BB’s finest. Hope you are having a great day

Angel your micro was really great!

Okay off to do a bit more reading. Have a great day
Morning Rumpletators,

Michelle, Adrian, Kimmi, Elyse hope you are all having a good morning.

Kimmi good luck with the ‘cucumber’ mission. You truly deserve a good partner, you are a one in a million kind of girl!

Just finished the last competition pieces I was missing, I have officially read them all. So many good entries!!

If I sweet talk BB will she bless me with a cup of goodness. I need some major caffeine!!
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Hi Rumpies (face-plants on bar)

Well ... Lil Kimmi's been ghosted again. Man I really liked asked me out Tuesday night for date tonight. Was going to msg back with time, place. Since then, no word and no response to a couple sweet msgs I sent.

I wish men knew what a big imagination I have. When they disappear without a word, I create reasons inside my head that are probably far worse and more painful than reality. I think I'm done with dating sites. I'll just keep writing about what I wish I had...

My twin is taking me away tmrw for a short overnight trip, so excited about that. Y'all enjoy your weekends!


Poor mistaken men, they have no clue of the awesomeness they are missing out on. Good riddance. It will happen when you least expect it, and it will be even sweeter after all the hurdles.
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I'm honestly thinking about deactivating my account, too, while I recover. Like I said, I'm really, really not okay.


Please don’t deactivate based on a simple rejection, tweak what needs tweaking and resubmit it better than ever. I am sure you could ask anyone to give it a once over. Lots of people doing mind helping an author out. Lush wouldn’t be the same.
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BTW, we've reworked and resubmitted it. Fingers crossed!


I am crossing my fingers and my toes!! I despise rejection in general but when it comes to my writing, I always think it comes out on the other side of rejection better than before.
Not much going on in the big metropolis of Wyoming tonight. All is quiet. I have two competition pieces left to read. I did allot of catching up on the non-competition stories in my inbox today.
If you have wrote a piece you think I would like in the six months I was otherwise occupied, please give me a heads up. I am done with my emails so I need stuff to read!!

Harley any man should worry when we start whipping out Cosmo as evidence. Ensorceled sorry but I think you are the underdog in the great raisin debate.

Kimmi any guy should be able to see the incredible person you are. We all see it!

Kistin fabulous panty idea. That sounds like a micro waiting to happen.

Elyse the pillow customization sounds like a great idea.

Carl sorry to hear about the passing of Charlie Watts.

Gracie, Sara, James & Adrian hope you are all having a great Humpday.
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Hi Rumpies!

And ... GUESS WHAT? GUESS WHAT? GUESS WHAT?

(waits patiently...)

crickets

Ok, no guesses, so I guess I'll have to tell you. Forgive if I squeal...

KIMMI HAS DATE FRIDAY!!! And he's been really nice so far. Trying to be calm. No expectations. (Deep breath) just a casual meeting between a shy lil Kimmi and a HOT-AS-FUCK PIECE OF MANLY MAN!!! Oops! Ok, calming down again. (Deep breaths)

I'll take some berries gathered by da Bear and be in the corner


How exciting Kimmi!!!! Sending you lots of good JuJu.

James thanks for the beautiful selection of yummies. I love fresh berries.

Morning Adrian, Michelle, Elyse & Harley
Afternoon Rumpletators,

Thanks to all for the yummy treats and if BB is feeling cooperative I will take a coffee to go with my treats. I have two last competition entries to read and I will be caught back up. Such a diverse field of some really talented authors.

Quiet day here, just enjoying the nice weather and the clear skies. Wyoming has been thick with wildfire smoke blowing in from the West so my lungs are enjoying the beautiful clear air.

Hope everyone is having a great day!

Kimmi you must keep us posted on your dating adventures. Crossing my fingers for you!!
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They keep evading capture!


Kimmi do you think it’s all the KY?

Lucky I absolutely love going to the zoo. I love to go in new ones in places we visit. Glad you had an awesome day!!

Harley I think Ensorceled is going to have to accept defeat in the great Raisin debate of ‘21.

SaraI am definitely ready for Fall and cooler temps.

James & Carl thanks for all the delicious yummys!!

Headed back to dreamland.
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And…here are the donuts for the Sweeties Who Walk Among Us, especially Sara, Kimmi, Linda, BG, and Lily!

And I've placed some sprinklies with the Atlanta sports section in Sara's special hidey-hole, so hidey hi!





You are my favorite polar bear James! Looking for the one with the most sprinkles!!

Good morning DD, hope your bucket of caffeine works wonders.

Adrian you far exceed my brain power so early in the morning with your beautiful words.

Kimmi any luck with the naked running man this morning? Asking for a friend

I will take BB best and just for grins can I get that with an umbrella? I need all the happy i can get!

Hope everyone’s day is off to a fantastic start.
Hi Rumpletators I hope everyone is having a great start to their weekend. It was a quiet day here and that is a good thing.

Elyse can’t wait to read your story! I am a romantic too.

Carl congratulations on the new addition to the farm.

James I will take a glass ? of Jamesons please. Trying to keep my sleeping streak alive. Thanks for the sweets today!!
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Late Saturday Afternoon All

Always "a tip of my hat" to Da Bear

Need to a long hot shower since I've been away with the animals

Well I have been holding on telling the news from here. Well the herd of horses continue to grow. We (a friend) was blessed with this


I did not want to jinx the birth first it is a one in 10,000 chance to have twins. But the majority either die in the womb or shortly after birth.
But I felt the first huddle has passed.
So Cigars and Jameson for any that wish to celebrate the tired but happy mum and her twin foals.

Needless to say the nerves and waiting was heavy


One song before I leave
But I know James will dole out the Jameson with his own wants in mind


Samantha Fish .. I PUT A SPELL ON YOU


Enjoy the weekend everybody


OMG they are the sweetest ponies. I am a twin mamma. Congratulations!!
What’s up Rumpletators

I have decided I am boycotting negative news for a few days, my heart just breaks with all the humanitarian crises going on. We all need to declare a bad world news sabbatical.

James if you are still around how about a hot chocolate with Baileys Creme. This girlie is getting another good night of sleep.

Kim glad you had a great time. It is so necessary to get out and feel young every chance you get.

Angel congrats on 500 posts, that’s awesome.

Okay back to reading, think my eyeballs are literally sore from reading so much. Has the contest broke the 100 mark yet?


Hope everyone is hanging in there. Some days I feel so overwhelmed by all of the horrible news that is all around us. Making yourself a priority is more important than ever!
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Just a little inspriation. 6 years ago i tried to kill myself. yesterday my wife and i bought a house. things do get better. hope everyone is in a good place today. if not, just hang in there. it does get better. you are loved.


Glad you are still here with us and getting to make your dreams come true!! Congratulations on the house