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Liz
Over 90 days ago
Lesbian Female, 31
0 miles · England

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Quote by Katherine
You can never be too wet for giant dick.


I don't even like dick but I'd wear that on a t-shirt, lol.
Quote by kiera_nightgal
8:38 AM EST and CHAT is broken ---

Are there any plans to resolve these ongoing issues ( and I don't just mean recently ) Ever?


Lushstories is enormously thankful to all of its members who support the site by purchasing a premium membership. Every effort is being made to improve the performance of the the website in order to keep things running smoothly. Some major changes have taken place recently, including the launch of a mobile version of the site, so there is an awful lot of complicated technical work that has been undertaken and is still to be completed by people with a limited amount of time available to spare the tasks.

The issues experienced seem to be fairly sporidic and relatively shortlived in duration, but every instance is logged and investigated to see if we can either correct the fault which caused it or make changes to minimise the risk of it happening again in the future.

Please be assured that these issues are in good hands with our resident spacetrooper / code monkey Gav who is on the case.
Keep the petty squabbling off the improvements/features thread.

Thanks.
Quote by Magical_felix
I’m not sure what language that is.


1930's era English with a liberal sprinkling of pre-World War I colloquialism.
Quote by Magical_felix
Let me turn around so you can get the back. Put some salt in that water and I will feel right at home, thank you.


What ho! That's dashed kinky of you, old sport. If you'll permit me though, my good and kindly fellow, I'm not entirely sure the Site Announcements section of the forum is the proper venue for a discussion about your bukkake fetish. Bally awkward, I know, but keep your chin up, what what.

Tinkety-tonk, old fruit!
Quote by Magical_felix
How about "sits with chip on shoulder"? I think that's not bad.


*Sprays you with water bottle*
Over the years I have personally been responsible for the take down of three websites illegally copying content from Lush. Each one felt damn good when they finally went offline and rightly so (theiving bastards), but as quick as one bites the dust another pops up in its place.

https://sexshelter.com/en

This site will probably be next on my hit list but the time it takes to fill out the report forms and send the emails to the various companies involved is not insubstantial. However, if your copyrighted content appears on there you are well within your rights to report this domain yourselves if you wish.

The domain registrar is GoDaddy and the hosting company appears to be https://www.linode.com/

https://who.is/whois/sexshelter.com

Edit: Found most of you on there.

Milik_the_Red: https://sexshelter.com/en/author/13127
Lauradj: https://sexshelter.com/en/author/20093
Buz: https://sexshelter.com/en/author/14475
Ping: https://sexshelter.com/en/author/20498
Quote by PhilU
I can write badly from any point of view. smile


Phil answered the irresistible beckoning of the backyard. Brightly colored birds frolicked in the breeze as they fluttered their way toward the winding creek. He closed his eyes and felt the warmth of the sun on his skin. The delicate scent of the clover underneath his bare feet teased his senses. The fragrance was so sweet he could almost taste it on his tongue. Fledgling robins twittered their chourused song in a nearby tree as he stretched his arms high above his head and farted loudly.

"God damnit, Phil!" shouted his neighbour from an open upstairs window. "Stop farting like an airhorn! And put some fucking clothes on!"

And check out those sexy pride competition badges!

(I might pinch Ping's because he's got loads of other ones...)
Big congrats to CuriousAnnie, jaded_buddha, Ping, and all of the runners up!

I like to wear a hoodie back to front when watching a movie so I can fill the hood with snacks, like popcorn.

Anyone else do that? No? Just me then.

Do you have a funny food hacks that other people think is weird?
Quote by sprite
how come you gotta be so mean? sad


Quote by sprite
No. Taser or nothing *insert a non existant taser emoji here*


Quote by sprite
I'd like a taser smilie please.Z94mR56BwKZKmSct


Would you settle for nunchucks?

Quote by WellMadeMale
Liz, can you find or create one for this meme?


That's quite a specific meme for a forum smiley.

Maybe something like this?

Quote by Salacious_Scribe
So then it would be mom and son argue and he smacks her across the face and she willingly lets her son fuck her ass. Not even porn flicks are that poorly written.


The mom could get abducted by aliens as she’s going to bed and just before she’s subjected to the mandatory anal probing, one of the aliens leans down and whispers. It’s her son who snuck on board to rescue her, and is currently in disguise dressed in the skin of an alien he took out with a swift karate chop to the neck and a merciful dispatch with his trusty Swiss Army Knife. He has to make it look good to get them out of there so she agrees to let him give her a good poking. When they’re done he gives the little fat one a roundhouse to the temple and they make good their escape through a teleportation device.
I would think the percentage of unregistered visitors to Lush far outweighs actual registered members. They just come here to read the stories.

Also, if I read something I don't particularly like sometimes I opt not to leave a comment as opposed to leaving a critical one.

Lots of reasons.
Quote by LYFBUZ
Jen did mention something about a consolation prize...


What?! I demand a recount! Jen awarded me "a points".



Congrats, DeviantSusie!
Gotta agree with Katherine. Jen is two big jiggly balls of amazing jiggliness! biggrin

Congrats, Jen! You're super duper every day of the week. Yer a mad bonnie lass and pure dead brilliant!