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Lunafalls
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 68
United States
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Two women arrived at the gate of heaven at about the same time and struck up a conversation while they were waiting in line.
One of them asked the other, "How did you die?" She answered, "I froze to death." "That must have been awful!" said the first woman. "Oh, it wasn't that bad. Once I stopped shivering, it was kind of like I just went to sleep. . . . And how did you die?"
"I had a heart attack. I had been suspicious that my husband was having an affair, and I was determined to catch him. I came home early from work one afternoon, saw that my husband was there too, and dashed into the house to catch him in the act. I found my husband just sitting on the couch, alone, in his underwear. I was sure he was hiding a woman in the house, so I ran around checking all the other rooms on the first floor but found nothing. Then I ran down to the basement and looked all over. I still didn't find anyone, so I ran back up two flights of stairs to check all the bedrooms -- but then I had a heart attack from all that activity."
The second woman stated, "Well, it's too bad you didn't look in the freezer, or we'd BOTH still be alive!"
One of them asked the other, "How did you die?" She answered, "I froze to death." "That must have been awful!" said the first woman. "Oh, it wasn't that bad. Once I stopped shivering, it was kind of like I just went to sleep. . . . And how did you die?"
"I had a heart attack. I had been suspicious that my husband was having an affair, and I was determined to catch him. I came home early from work one afternoon, saw that my husband was there too, and dashed into the house to catch him in the act. I found my husband just sitting on the couch, alone, in his underwear. I was sure he was hiding a woman in the house, so I ran around checking all the other rooms on the first floor but found nothing. Then I ran down to the basement and looked all over. I still didn't find anyone, so I ran back up two flights of stairs to check all the bedrooms -- but then I had a heart attack from all that activity."
The second woman stated, "Well, it's too bad you didn't look in the freezer, or we'd BOTH still be alive!"
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