Jack is just jealous because he's not my lover
I wish I didn't have a migraine.
Granted. Your house has been invaded by spiders.
Ali, darling, you can tease me as much as you want!!
Granted. You transport yourself to my lap.....I hope it's okay if I do a bit of groping....*shifty eyes*
I wish Maryland was closer.
Granted. But they'll all be corrupted. [evil laugh]
I wish I had a better evil laugh...
Well shit....I'm fucked....
I like the heat though.
Granted. You have a dog trainer for Sasha. .....CHUCK NORRIS!!!!
I wish I had a kitten.
Granted. You're so mild-mannered that people don't take you seriously.
I wish my brain would stop wandering off..
Granted. But you can only see people in the form of Disney characters.
I wish my dad would stop pestering me about stuff.
I like evil. Anyway, wish granted. It messes with your brain.
I wish my toys were more delightfully wicked.
Granted. You have a good breakfast. But your dinner fucks with your stomach. I hope you have a decent plunger.
I wish for another toy.