1. What is your favourite word? Sanctuary
2. What is your least favourite word? Cage
3. What turns you on? Muscular shoulders in males.....uniforms..... dominance... gentle touch down my spine....
4. What turns you off? Arrogance, bigotism
5. What sound or noise do you love? The ocean.
6. What sound or noise do you hate? The grinding of a failing hard drive.
7. What is your favourite curse word? 'Twatwaffle!'
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Sex therapist.
9. What profession would you not like to do? Personal trainer.
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear your God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? I don't know if I'd want Her to say anything. I'd love a hug though.
My dad sent me this email today, and I thought I would share the news on with you..........
SAD PASSING
Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment
community. The Pillsbury Dough-boy died yesterday of a yeast infection and
trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.
Dough-boy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of
celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth,
Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies,
and Captain Crunch.
The grave site was piled high with flours.
Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Dough-boy
as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Born and bread in
Minnesota, Dough-boy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was
filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting
much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at
times, he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll
model for millions.
Dough-boy is survived by his wife Play Dough, three children: John
Dough, Jane Dough and Dosey Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is
also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.
The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.
If this made you smile for even a brief second, please rise to the
occasion and take time to pass it on and share that smile with someone else
that may be having a crumby day and kneads a lift.
I know I'm a bit late to the party...but...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, XUANI!!!
{smooch!}
Hope it kicks ass as much as you do!
Sleep in late tomorrow too, hangovers can be a bitch. xD
SKINNY DIPPING!! Yay!!!
Sorry about the caps.
Heh, public indecencey (spelling fail?) for the win.
That was pretty kick ass, WMM
Happy Birthday Nicola! May it be filled to the brim and beyond of everything you desire!!
Thank you so much everyone, for your awesome birthday wishes and messages! It was a great day, spend with friends and family, I hope next year is as great! *hugs everyone*
Thanks again!! See you all around the forums and site!
For all you extraordinarily cocky males without actual merit.....Does it bother you that your ego is bigger then your penis?
I'm naked because it's shower time!
No, you helped me steal them....minions of Eeyore, unite!
Trash truck company supervisor.
*stretch* Good morning, Eey....breakfast....?
Eeyore tried to get me to steal Allie's lollipops....
Town drunk.
Handcuffed or blindfolded. (in this scenario you trust the other person completely)
I am naked because I was told to be. Apparently whipped cream being licked off feels better (and tastes better) while licked off naked skin......
Vampire.
A demigod or an earth spirit?
Had some Kiwi-Strawberry Propel earlier, I'm planning for some chocolate milk. (I kinda go overboard with the chocolate syrup, but I like it thick)
I just realized how much of an innuendo that sounded like....[cracks up]
