Aris is my marketer, she makes sure everyone gets cookies! She gets them for free though, just because.
Hells yeah you are (shouted from the kitchen while I make pancakes for us)
No Chef, those are the waiters....
I wish for you and I to grab some breakfast....unless we ate it all off each other again...
Hold me closer Holly baby!
Hells yeah, I'm ready to go!
Aren't you sweet.........mmmm yes you are......
Yes ma'am! *pulls you to kiss me*
*licks your nose* Hey babe. Want breakfast in or did we use all the syrup last night?
We haven't spoken much, but I have enjoyed your posts. Happy Birthday, I hope it's wonderful
Semi-Charmed Life.....in my pants
Q: How do I block annoying people from contacting me?
Q: What are allowed topics in private chat?
A: Whatever you can stomach.
Q: Why is Gav's add a clip of a thrusting Storm Trooper?
A: He's awesome. Next question...
Q: How do I become a 'Forum Whore'?
A: Reach a thousand posts, pledge loyalty to the Queen...she accepts cookies as bribes, by the way....
Q: Is there a 'become a fan' button on stories?
A: No. This is not Facebook, mkay?
Q: How do I add a story to my favorites list?
A: Click on the very obvious link on the story page.
Q: How do I change my rank?
A: Ask the admins politely....DO NOT BUG THEM REPEATEDLY ABOUT IT!! For you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup....
Q: What is a 'forum guru'?
A: A tasty dessert, want one?
Q: Should I stop asking noob-ish questions?
A: Yeah, probably.
I cracked up at 'smart ass' Chef! Classic.