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I have in the rain and in the snow. In the snow can be very nice, under a tall pine tree, when their is no wind, and with the right partner and some booze.
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Granted.
You start your day off by checking your mail, only to find your license has expired. Next up a 4 hour wait at the DMV to attempt to get it renewed, without a road test. After that gruelling ordeal, you meet friends to play basketball, where you find out that your best mate has been ballin your woman for the last 6 months. You run off, to the local bar, to drown her memories. Six hours later and you were on a mission to confront her. Leaving the bar, you stumble to to your car, get in, back into a truck, peel out of the lot, only to see those flashing lights and hear the siren. The rest of your day is spent in a cell.
I wish for a 15 minute orgasm.
You start your day off by checking your mail, only to find your license has expired. Next up a 4 hour wait at the DMV to attempt to get it renewed, without a road test. After that gruelling ordeal, you meet friends to play basketball, where you find out that your best mate has been ballin your woman for the last 6 months. You run off, to the local bar, to drown her memories. Six hours later and you were on a mission to confront her. Leaving the bar, you stumble to to your car, get in, back into a truck, peel out of the lot, only to see those flashing lights and hear the siren. The rest of your day is spent in a cell.
I wish for a 15 minute orgasm.
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Joe, avid cook and lover of fresh ingriedients, is the real author of:
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Quote by LASARDaddy
OK. I am an old fart and I love expressions but what the hell is a "Dutch Oven."
Urban dictionarys definition: The act of trappung someone under the bed covers while releasing vile ass fumes.
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Quote by MrFrost
I've played the bedroom version of ring toss with my gf anyone else?
Does it involve a pineapple ring?
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Likes the feel of cool cabbage leaves wrapped around his cock and must change them out hourly.yF99z2yEJ5R3zKg1
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He brags that he has a cow to make garen compost , but it is really so he can squish his feet in a fresh pie every day.
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Found a funny video that could really help many. Alas, I am inept at adding the link. Maybe someone, with superior skills can do this for me 
It is "Keye and Peele Cunnilingus Class."
It is "Keye and Peele Cunnilingus Class."
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Quote by lafayettemister
In the bedroom? I LOVE to play "Dutch Oven".
He only plays "Dutch Oven" so I will wear this to bed:
I do it because it makes him happy (and triple viagra hard) & then he does that special thing I like.
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Quote by TheDevilsWeakness
Sometimes guys are just too impatient.
Switching back and forth between fingers, tongue, pressure on different areas is all fine and dandy but when it really matters a guy will switch things up, at the wrong moment, at last possible second and then the moment is lost.
Not cool... Not cool at all.
This.
And there are those guys that know the clit needs attention so they attack it in 5th gear right off. Big turn-off. They don't jack their cock at full speed when they first start, so WTF would make a guy think that is the way to make a girl cum?
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I like doggy. His balls slapping against me, pulling my hair or playing with my asshole, and I can spank or rub my clit.
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Quote by Mazza..
OMG Lola!!! Nearly spat my drink on my laptop!!
That was awesome - I could actually see that like a movie in my head...
Sorry darling.
I think one of these should be a standard issue with every Lush gold membership.
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Quote by Nikki703
I have done this one time. We were a little drunk and I wanted to see if I could write my name in the snow (I'm serious!) with it. I couldn't, HAHA!
Next time I want to try holding it while he pee's with a condom on. See if he can fill it like a water balloon, LOL!!
Thx Nikki, I can always count on you to put ideas in his head.
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Quote by Eroticdesires
I think if I had a woman do that to me I would be hard instantly and unable to pee. I don't care how drunk I was.
You would really get hard? How curious, your avatar indicates that you are female. Hmmm
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Quote by lafayettemister
I've had a woman (more than one actually, but not at same time lol) hold my cock while I peed. The just wanted to see what it was like/how it worked. It was fun and it was funny. One of them had terrible aim and missed the bowl at first. I'm down with just about anytime my lover wants my cock in her hand.
Nice story mister. His version of "fun & funny" isn't quite the same as mine.
This is how it really went:
Lola: I think it's time we go. Give me the keys and I'll drive.
LM: I can drive. In fact, I want to DRIVE you home right now (stumbling towards me and grabbing at my ass).
Lola: Lets just get you home honey. I unlock his truck and turn around to help him in. LM is standing there with a dopey grin on his face and his pants around his ankles. LM takes a step towards me and starts to fall. I grab him and then start to pull his pants up. But my pie-eyed guy decides to take a leak and its hitting MY shoes! I reach over grab his cock and point it away from my now ruined shoes.
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FANCLUB
France announces new "Club Lush" under building.
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France announces new "Club Lush" under building.
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Quote by Dudealicious
That's not what you whispered to me a few days ago!
And he cried like a baby for hours, when you told him no.yeCK3PhFA3aiKQCO
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E N G L I S H
Even now Ginger licks intoxicatingly slow, honestly.
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Even now Ginger licks intoxicatingly slow, honestly.
G C L M P AD
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Guest was so embarrased to have been caught using his electric toothbrush as a low-cost version of a prostate massager, that he has left lush.Um6dd53nyqqKGrPW
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Granted, but it leaked so badly that in sank in the middle of the lake. No one is available to help remove it and the local natural resources officials are fining you $1000 a day, until it is removed.
I wish that the wind would stop and the snow on the roads would evaporate.
I wish that the wind would stop and the snow on the roads would evaporate.
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Quote by Python
Article on TV The Doctors last week stated grape seed oil was found to be the best for the skin.HKUUXOITGDpmAMvQ
Grape seed oil may be good for the skin, but if you ever want to use the sheet or blanket you were laying on don't use it. The oil goes rancid quickly and the smell will not go away no matter how many washings you put it through.
Baby oil is a petroleum based product and should not be used on the skin, in my opinion.
Stick with the coconut oil. It has the best glide, a lovely aroma, washes well, and is extremely healthy for you.
