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LushPrincess
Over 90 days ago
Female, 39
United States

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Guys are pervs..

I agree with Roc, that was a bit rude; but I guess that's almost every man's fantasy... So that's probably why they were so eager to know..
LOL b.. you are pissed off, that's like 4 messages

PLEOPLE WHO THINK THEY KNOW ME PISS ME OFF! You don't fucking know me, you know nothing about me. You don't know where I grew up, what I've seen. Don't let this pretty face fool you. I'm fucking raw... Phew, god it feels good to get that out..
Quote by mrloverlover
1) People on the internet that spell the word LOSE, loose, honestly it doesn't make sense when you read it,

2) Hypocrites

3) Rich kids

Apart from that it actually takes quite a bit to send me over the edge.

*oh and after amending this post i've just realised my lack of typing skills and typo's get on my nerves*


I get pissed off when I loose my phone..
Since so many girls are answering … I type with both, write with my right hand, but masturbate with my left. For some odd reason I can’t seem to reach with my right hand, I’ve often tried [always end up with a cramp] so I have just given up on the idea and stuck to being a lefty!
Guys who say they are good in bed, then you find out they suck --- and they spend the entire night apologizing and swearing it’s never happened before…
Quote by XXXnechoXXX
Think before you speak...

SECOND TESTIMONY:
I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls.
I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using.
After browsing for several minutes,
I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who works at the store.
He asked if he could help me.
Without thinking, I looked at him and said, 'I think I like playing with men's balls'



Meeeee tooooo!
Granted, but once you’re in you realize that you are glued to the tub and you turn into a human raisin.


I wish I had more freedom…
Wish granted, only its liquid Ambien and you’ll have to lick it off my naked body; but once you’re fast asleep I’ll get down to work and start looking for your male g-spot with a 12inch dong!

I wish I could eat some Chinese food right now.
Granted, but now that you have witty responses no one visits the forum anymore…

I wish I had a penis for a day…
Your Score Is: 90

I'm actually afraid to tell you this, but someone's got to do it - you have a wicked temper! Your responses to the test questions showed that you have a tendency to blow a fuse at the slightest provocation. You may not actually act out on those angry feelings, and might even wish that you had more self-control. Truth is, a nasty temper can cause a lot of trouble in life; other people could be nervous around you, which is certainly not healthy for your relationships. You may make enemies as a result of your outbursts, and even get yourself into some pretty sticky situations. Most of all, these feelings of fury are surely affecting YOU; being angry consumes a lot of precious energy you could be using in more productive ways. Each time you find yourself angry, ask yourself if it's really worth it. Will you even remember the whole incident in a few days time?


Oops! damn I'm angry
at least his doggie will take care of him!









here you go Roc.. Is this what you requested..?

I recommend wearing jeans and preferably knee pads when walking a pitbull. Do NOT let go of the choke chain, and hold on for dear life!
I recommend eating some hot cheetos with a hot pickle mmmmm [mouth watering]
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hmmm I find the limit problematic.. I can see the utility to block spammers.. but then again.. once reported they are removed and the members remain with the limitation.

I would support removal of the limit or setting it higher (50) no real difference as far as spammers are concerns but will be helpful to members.

Some members do not like to “chat” so PMs can go back and forth all day and easily reach the limit.


Yeah I talk to a couple of those, and I’ve reached my limit more than once; often right after the conversations gets interesting. I understand why there is a limit, I don’t like it --- but I understand…
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Quote by O0ziiomara0O
Why do we have a limit of messages we can send..?

To stop you sending me PM begging me to force
you into a life of sex and debauchery
and cutting the lawn on thursdays



… but, you said …

YOU would never tell anyone..!

That’s it no’mo NUDIE pictures for you..
I recommend keeping your finger inside, or a dick, or vibrator, after you feel the urge to pee; don't hold back and let loose! You'll love the feeling!!!
Quote by roccotool
Hope they all had showers.


Oh god! and it only takes one to ruin it for all! LOL
my boyfriend is out of town, and it's that time of the month right before your period where you get "overly sensitive" ughhrr...

... wait what were we talking about..? [oh no I have to molest myself again]
Well I can't make chicks fall in love with me like that I guess I'll have to IM them.. LOL
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outtacontrol says:
how sis u have


Foreigner.


how know u..?

what do you have against foreigners rocco..?