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99% of you didn't understand the question and that saddens me.
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Magical_felix
1 day ago
Straight Male, 43
United States
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Quote by Possibly
HELL NO!!
Love you Felix, but no, darling...just no.
I've told guys before that I'm some birdy's new boyfriend and to fuck off. Girls pull that shit all the time. What's the difference?
I'm giving welsh mal tips on how to go about this situation unscathed. I'm not giving him tips on how to give his wife a chance to make him think about what he's done lol.
The mistress should just go up to the wife and be like "He's mine now bitch, FIGHT ME!" while welsh mal chills in the car.
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Quote by elbichosucio
I was watching my sister in laws apartment one day & she came home early. She walked into her bedroom & saw me with a pair of her dirty panties wrapped around my face so I could sniff them & lick them clean & another pair in my hand jerking off. She just turned around & left. We haven't spoken of it since then, but I want to.
How would you feel if this happened to you?
What should I do now?
Is she prettier or uglier than your wife? This is actually a very important question.
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You could also have your mistress break it to her and avoid all the ugliness yourself.
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Quote by BethanyFrasier
If I say yes, how many guys here will try to negotiate my price down? lol I'm Scotch, so I don't come cheap! :-)
I'll start at 12 euros. 12 is the magic number for scotch right?
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Quote by nicola
Yes. Probably an ugly one too
What about 500 and a cheeseburger? (Or a veggie burger)
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I keep a pair of my girl's panties in my back pocket in case an armed robbery opportunity arises in which case I use said panties as a mask with my eyes looking out the leg holes and the pussy part over my mouth, looking like a ghetto ass Spider-Man. I do that so I can't be identified so easy but it also reminds me of why I'm whipping out my pearl handled kitty kat to begin with, mothafucka.
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Quote by Guest
eating your own cum...
...probably preludes serial killing.
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I check to see if they have online boyfriends now because usually the online boyfriend has some kind of cringeworthy gripe about something or other. 
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Quote by Nghtfox
The longer I'm stranded is the more time I don't have to hear about you
Oh please. You'd probably be using that pen and paper to write me a letter in a bottle asking me to send you a life raft a month's supply of mountain dew.
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Quote by LauraandAbe
What should a new to swinging couple try first, second, and third?
Probably oral, then vaginal, then anal. Doesn't have to be in that order, but it's recommended.
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Quote by Nghtfox
Paper and pencil
Sounds like you ain't gonna be getting off that island any time soon with those supplies, sucka.
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Quote by trinket
I still wouldn't care who saw them. That is if I wore any.
eww
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Quote by trinket
You're worried about them finding out there is pair of panties in the package? Seriously?
Everyone is different trinket. Some people are shy about such things. Don't be so judgmental. Maybe you don't care about random people seeing your bloomers, but some girls have decency.
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Quote by SITTING
Thank you SO much everyone!I'm kinda over the moon! I gusss I should say NEVER GIVE UP! When I first joined I was so anxious to enter a competition to see if anyone rated my writing and this is like my Lush dream come true! I must go and have a strong cup of tea.
Nice going dude! You deserve it. You always have quality submissions in comps and you're finally recognized.
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Quote by trinket
Jack I am not doing this again. I am asking you nicely to stay away from me in the forums. Please don't quote me or insult me. I am entitled to post freely on these forums without fear of ridicule, or harassment from you or anyone else. This is the first and last time I'm going to ask you. May I bring your attention to Lush T & C paragraph four.
"I agree that I will not post in the forums, chat rooms, profiles, instant messages, blogs, comments or any place on lushstories.com, any message or material of any kind or nature that is unlawful, harassing, libelous, defamatory, abusive, threatening, harmful, vulgar, obscene, profane, racially offensive, inaccurate, or otherwise objectionable material or that encourages conduct that could constitute a criminal offense, give rise to civil liability or otherwise violate any applicable local, state, national or international law or regulation."
Calm down Gloria Allred. I said my bad.
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Quote by trinket
I didn't misunderstand the question. I think You misunderstood my answer, but thanks anyway.
Oh okay, I thought you thought the question was, "what would your first love say to you?"...
My bad.
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Quote by trinket
"piss off"
I think you misunderstood the question.
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Remember when we -------- and then we ---------- that was so --------- we thought we were going to -------- we were so -------- at that time.
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Her hair. I make assumptions about women by their hair and most of the time they are pretty accurate.
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A recording of just a woman talking would have the opposite effect of an orgasm.
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Quote by lunamoon7
i would call him m'lord shower him with gifts " Will you be mine m'lord?
m'lord
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Quote by sweetgirl13
I always shave my pussy, but my skin is super sensitive and it never looks perfect, the skin it's always red after I do it (I have really pale skin) and sometimes I worry about how it looks, since I have to shave very often and it always looks like that. Does guys really pay attention and don't like that? Or as long as it's smooth is all good?
I actually do notice redness and bumps. To be honest, it is a bit of a turn off. If you are really pale you probably aren't really hairy anyway. You should probably just trim it up...Unless you get hair like, all around your coochie. Then definitely shave that off because I think I would prefer a little razor burn to hair all the way around a vagina. But if you're lucky and it just grows on top, then you should try just trimming it up.
Also, don't listen to these pussies (pun intended) that say it doesn't matter and that if a guy loves you he won't care blah blah blah... It does matter and normal guys do care.
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Quote by Seras_Victoria
Would anyone actually want to read something like this?
An awesome story idea popped into my head.
It's about a previously abused slave trying to move on. She finds a Mistress willing to take on the monumental task of fixing the broken slave.
The title is Diary of a broken slave and will more than likely be told from the slaves POV.
I would have to research things like psychology and PTSD. Probably other disorders as well.
Nah
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Quote by BethanyFrasier
(ignoring the pissing contest)
Yeah, but you didn't ignore it. Oops.
Plus wellmademale is in his twilight years. I think it's more of a dribble now.