How many lush members like armpit sex?
It's where the girl puts the guy's cock in a headlock and then the guy thrusts in and out. It is usually practiced when a girl is on her period, she doesn't like anal and she's also feeling nauseous. So the armpit is used. It is recommended that she be freshly shaved and not stubbley to avoid discomfort.
Armpit sex is also known as:
A cockpit (for obvious reasons)
Sleeving (if she keeps her shirt on and the penis enters through the sleeve to get to the pit)
And a Canadian armpit (because upon the man finishing the pit looks like a winter wonderland.)
Not to be confused with:
Cumpits (when a girl puts on so much damn deodorant that it looks like she has dry crusty cum on them when she lifts her arms.)
I think you mean Jefa. And that means you're paying yourself to rub one out, dummy. Come over here, I'll hook you up with a booth where the curtain rolls up when I put quarters into a slot for you.
And they say romance is dead.
There is a glass floor that I jizz on. It's funny to me.
It only turns me on if I blast on both of her eyes.
I grab her hair and pull her head back. I look her right in the eye all intense like and say. "Bitch... You better start relaxing or I'm gonna stick it in your ass."
Pretty weak year for movies so far... Traditionally, October, November and December tend to have the best movies of the year coming out, so we'll see.
I did find a movie called, This is the End to be hilarious though. Deeper than a typical comedy with good special effects to boot.
*I have yet to see Sophia Coppola's Bling Ring though, as it didn't play in my area. Bizarre, since she spent most of her coming of age years in my fucking home town. Assholes.
so obnoxious!
