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Magical_felix
4 hours ago
Straight Male, 43
United States
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Wild at Heart
Quote by WellMadeMale
booze breath
The question isn't what turns women off about you... It's what traits turn you off about your potential conquests/victims.
LEARN TO READ.
Wild at Heart
Quote by WellMadeMale
but I would tell all my associates about my experience
You ain't got no associates, fool.
Wild at Heart
A maggot would be so sick... How I would react would be totally up to my company though. A ten course meal isn't an everyday thing. If I was just with a girl or a family member I would probably ask if they wanted to stay or leave. I would point it out to the waiter and more than likely the meal would be free at a place like this. If I was by myself I would be as gracious as possible and leave, a maggot is just too sick.
If this was some big business meeting type thing though... I would drown the little fucker in sauce and skip that course and pray no one asks "hey you eating that, mind if I do, it was so good, shame to waste it..." Then I would carefully examine all my food after that and proceed with caution.
If this was some big business meeting type thing though... I would drown the little fucker in sauce and skip that course and pray no one asks "hey you eating that, mind if I do, it was so good, shame to waste it..." Then I would carefully examine all my food after that and proceed with caution.
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Quote by Shylass
Blimey, is this still going?
I actually answered about the culture thingy, but it got completely ignored.
He knew he wasn't getting anything off you. Too hard to cyber get.
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Quote by Hugecock69
Is that interesting? I fail to see the interest, I was thinking of changing my name to dumb ass, though I wouldn't wanna steal it from you
Dude... You should change yours to HugeCock70_because_Im_a_giver! That would get the cyber juices flowing I bet.
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Quote by Hugecock69
Interesting a guy who clearly spends more time on here than me talking to me about not getting laid
I was thinking about changing my name to Hugecock68_and_I_owe_you_one. You don't mind do you?
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Quote by Hugecock69
Yeah I really don't care that much, I have a life offline, though apparently some of you don't as you've been posting constantly, for hours
Have you tried maybe writing a sweet little note or something to a pretty girl in your class? Don't sign it hugecock69 or anything retarded like that but it's worth a shot. It might actually lead to real sex. You should try it.
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Okay... THAT^ is the saddest thing I have ever heard. Oh my god... Not saying I wouldn't invest and make some money off the sadness but holy shit. Just thinking about something like that is fucking me up... Like second hand sadness.
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Quote by Hugecock69
Felix, I don't know you but I can honestly say I dislike you in every way possible
I would hate me too if I was some high school kid that can't get some cyber ass on lush stories. Do you have a hard time shooting fish in a barrel too? If I were you - I would hate everybody - to be honest.
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I think you may have found the saddest corner of the internet.
Wild at Heart
Quote by overmykneenow
Where opinions clash, this will inevitably lead to alliances and disputes.
And also some members getting way butthurt.
Wild at Heart
Quote by Hugecock69
What?
Who is your daddy, and what does he do?
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Quote by LadyX
Much to her future partners' dismay.
Unless that future partner is me. This 16.5 incher can't be fucking with no tiny-fuck-slot-havin-little-cry-baby-chicken-head.
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Quote by Sperminator
I'm not sure I have encountered a "wide" pussy. I have however had girls complaining about me hurting them barely a few minutes into the intercourse, which is not fun. Neither extremes are good. A dripping wet pussy is generally a good pussy.
You have had them complain about you hurting them toward the end of the fuckin'? How does that work? Of course they will complain at the beggining if your kielbasa is so massive that you're turning her into a wide vagina having chick.
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Quote by Sofietouchu
This is an adult community website featuring erotic stories, love poems, forums and advice.
It is intended for people over the age of 18.
Hell hath no fury like a cock scorned ....
I think you're onto something...
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Quote by Hugecock69
My approach isn't "I'm horny lets do it" and I don't care if you people wouldn't cyber with me, I wouldn't cyber with any of you
Wild at Heart
Quote by Hugecock69
School break means school is out of session, should I stay in an empty school?
That was an expression... It's a nice way of saying you're dumb.
Bless your heart.
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Quote by Hugecock69
an expression is not only a figure of speech but also a math statement. I'm sorry your mind isn't big enough to realize that I mean an expression of speech, also it is an expression because i said 2+2, an equation would be 2+2+0...but nice try, we're all really proud of your effort
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Quote by Hugecock69
Yeah I'm not dumb I don't go into the all mens room. I use my account when I'm on school breaks, I don't feel the need to keep an account going that won't be used for months on end. Congratulations a small majority have written real books, the vast majority are pretending to be real writers while writing about sex online, I hope the pulitzer people check this site to make sure the real writers are winning
When can I expect you to delete your account again? Stay in school son.
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Quote by Hugecock69
I'm able to put 2 and 2 together to get what they're feeling (please don't hurt yourself trying to figure out the math, 2 and 2 is an expression, it makes 4 if it was giving you a headache).
That's not an expression, that's an equation.
Quote by dumb dumb
Wow what great insights you have
Thank you.
Quote by dumb dumb
Hey dumbass I read stories by all sorts of authors on this site, some of them not even girls I want to cyber with. I don't talk to the guys bitching about a lack of girls, but when 8 different guys are creating rooms looking for horny ladies because the only women are in the chatroom are either looking for women or not looking to chat, I'm able to put 2 and 2 together to get what they're feeling (please don't hurt yourself trying to figure out the math, 2 and 2 is an expression, it makes 4 if it
Sounds like you're hanging out in the sausage fest part of the site... How is this for an equation.. 8 cocks + 1 vagina - 1 total dumb dumb = no cyber for you.
