Noll vs a human sized chihuahua in a small room. Noll has been intensely training for a year and has a wiffle ball bat as a weapon. The chihuahua is very angry and hungry. Noll is naked.

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WMM does not have weapons, and he is dressed for brunch.

Then I think the moose would win but WMM would fuck the moose’s human wife for revenge.

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How would I know? I've never seen the world from a chihuahua perspective. I'm Dutch remember? We're one of the taller people around.

Is there some socialite/influencer, or wannabe, who'll carry me around in their purse?

Sounds like you wouldn’t even last 24 minutes, snake food.

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Fully grown moose (male) in his prime vs a fully grown male moose-sized WellMadeMale in his prime.

Does Wellmademale have any weapons and is he naked?

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How's that fair?

Because the python has a fucking snake brain, noll.

Now would you survive 24 hours or not

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So the python is also shrunk to chihuahua size then?

The python is full size. Larger than average.

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3 questions:

• When was the the last time the python had a proper meal?

• What's your obsession with me being naked?

• Is one of those baths a standalone bathtub?

The python is ravenous.

The python is naked too. It's about fairness...

No, it's all walk-in showers. Doors removed.

You start out in a large house, 6 rooms, three baths, all the entrances are sealed. The doors in the inside of the house have been removed.

You have noll, shrunk down to the size of a chihuahua, trapped in there with a Burmese Python. No weapons. And noll is naked.

Will noll last 24 hours?

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Of course they’re white.

Well, there you go

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I’m surprised the Americans aren’t protesting this refugee status thing for the Afrikaners, I certainly wouldn’t want them.

They’re white right?

speechless

This like when bread8 aka panocho aka Penny Chryses called himself an idiot.

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Since he's always crowing about winning in 2016, 2020 and 2024 he should immediately step down as his current 'presidency' violates the Constitution according to his own words.

No it’s a do-over now. You have to read the constitution with alternate interpretation. He can serve 8 more years. Or if he declares war on “woke and transgender” then he can dictate, I mean serve until the work is done.

https://x.com/Acyn/status/1894121755691946166

Groundbreaking

Are they planning to stab him to death?

And now Elon Luthor wants to get rid of the international space station.

Elon calling the commander of the international space station a slur.

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I've managed to live my entire life without murdering anyone.... But I might have to reconsider my choices this year.

You better be careful… Kash going to put on his windbreaker and pay you a visit.

Trumps ex-VP openly defying him, several times now, isn’t talked about enough. Sure, Trump tried to get him killed… but it’s still one of the biggest red flags about Trump, but it doesn’t seem like a big deal to anyone. Weird.

The pee videos are real

I wonder how many Republicans Russia has caught fucking chickens on video?

https://x.com/JayinKyiv/status/1891900013690622277

Ukraine started the war according to Trump.

https://x.com/RpsAgainstTrump/status/1891968522655342854

Republicans have introduced legislation to increase your bank fees. MAGA 🇺🇸

https://financialservices.house.gov/news/documentsingle.aspx?DocumentID=409464

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It's probably because of those wide tires. It was snowing at night when I was coming home from work when I saw a sports car in front of me having all kinds of difficulty climbing a hill (it wasn't even that steep). I passed by him with no difficulty at all in my little old Toyota with thin tires and I had to drive around him. The wider tires do not work very well in snow.

But it’s a large truck… like it should have 4 wheel drive. I don’t think the width of the tires has anything to do with it, but I don’t know. I mean snow tires are not thin…

Cybertruck stuck in a few inches of snow as compact cars effortlessly drive by.

https://x.com/smalls2672/status/1891545009805033687