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Magical_felix
3 days ago
Straight Male, 43
United States

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50 Great Things Canada Contributed to the World

Look at number one... The most educated people owning themselves on their own travel sites. It's just so wholesomely funny.

Quote by greatcanadiantravel.com
1. The telephone – invented by Scottish-born Alexander Graham Bell, in Brantford, Ontario. Patented in the U.S. (so, we’ve gotta share this one I guess)


Canada had like nothing to do with their greatest contribution. Like no one read this and thought "I don't know, this doesn't sound right..." lol

https://greatcanadiantravel.com/2017/06/30/50-great-things-canada-contributed-to-the-world/
Quote by LYFBUZ
Canada... we're the most highly educated country on the planet.


If that is true you guys are seriously not living up to that. Do you guys all have sociology degrees or something? lol
The latest post thingy is useless anyway... Take the TT threads off it, who cares lol

Not hard to find where the little bit of activity in the forum is happening. You literally see a red alert on new posts in a section.

I am willing to wager that it won't make a bit of difference to the activity in any part of the forum if the TT threads are removed from the active discussions section to make more room for threads about member birthdays or some guy's 60 year old wife's boobs. How that thread is still going is beyond me. Wonder if the wife knows he's posting her tits online. But I am getting off topic. Yeah, curate the active posts section to be "sexy" and fun for members who get "scared off pretty quickly".

Godspeed.
Quote by Osman


Yes


How would you know? You don't have any stories. Just checked your profile to confirm.


"Let us be lovers we'll marry our fortunes together"
"I've got some real estate here in my bag"
So we bought a pack of cigarettes and Mrs. Wagner pies
And we walked off to look for America

"Kathy, " I said as we boarded a Greyhound in Pittsburgh
"Michigan seems like a dream to me now"
It took me four days to hitchhike from Saginaw
I've gone to look for America

Laughing on the bus
Playing games with the faces
She said the man in the gabardine suit was a spy
I said "Be careful his bowtie is really a camera"

"Toss me a cigarette, I think there's one in my raincoat"
"We smoked the last one an hour ago"
So I looked at the scenery, she read her magazine
And the moon rose over an open field

"Kathy, I'm lost, " I said, though I knew she was sleeping
I'm empty and aching and I don't know why
Counting the cars on the New Jersey Turnpike
They've all gone to look for America
All gone to look for America
All gone to look for America
Quote by Meagananne1986


As for your own currency, my vote would be a generic indigenous person.


lol
Quote by Verbal


Host turned out to be only $3, and it was pretty good. Only an hour long, but it was really inventive. Kind of a Blair Witch-y esthetic. I'm a sucker for low-budget indie horror.


You should check out The Host / 2006 / Bong Joon-ho (if you haven't already, the guy kinda blew up recently). It's on Prime.
First thing I ever stole was trading cards and candy from a grocery store.

Then I used to pocket the money my grandpa would give me to buy him shit at the latino market and steal the valuable things instead.

Used to pocket my school supply money and steal the school supplies too.

I got caught several times stealing as a kid... But I was fast.

Stole computer programs i needed from school back when you could do that. Everyone used to do that though.

I've stolen a large amount of drugs before. That was pretty risky.

I suppose colluding with another player during a poker game would be stealing too. They stole the money from someone else. So like, who cares..

I have stolen other stuff... You know, someone breaks my car window.. "of course I had a bunch of tools and a laptop in there, officer. Put that in the report, it was a powerbook, and the case... leather".

I stole something priceless once....... That still makes me sad. Wish I could undo that one.

This was all a lifetime ago.








Magical_felix is a character and this post is a work of fiction.
Quote by Verbal


If that really turns out to be the ending I am gonna be pounding on your door at 4 a.m. with a taser and a bong, demanding justice.


You deserve it for spending 4 dollars on that.
I spent 300 on lingerie and 500 on non lingerie this Christmas.

Don't make it the only gift if it's for an occasion like Christmas/birthday/valentines/anniversary etc. Just sayin.

Out of the blue on a random Tuesday? That's ok.

You just have to keep in mind what the spirit of a gift is on actual gift giving occasions.

In my experience anyway.
I think about Osman.

I want to move his Canadian flag thong to the side and put my penis in his pink ass. Slowly, tenderly.

I imagine a single tear falling from his eye from the shock of the initial insertion, followed by a heavy sigh (in French).


Gimme danger, little stranger
And I feel with you at ease
Gimme danger, little stranger
And I'll feel your disease
There's nothing in my dreams
Just some ugly memories
Kiss me like the ocean breeze
Now, if you will be my lover
I will shiver and sing
But if you can't be my master
I will do anything
There's nothing left alive
But a pair of glassy eyes
Raise my feelings one more time
Yeah!
Yeah, find a little stranger, find a little stranger
Yeah, they're gonna feel my hand
Said die a little later, why no, little stranger?
Hurry on and feel my hand
Swear you're gonna feel my hand
Swear you're gonna feel my hand
Danger
Little stranger
Danger
Little stranger
Danger
Little stranger
Danger
Little stranger
Danger
Danger
Gotta feel the pain
Gotta feel the pain
You gotta feel it
Little stranger
Crossing over...



Daylight
In bad dreams
In a cool world
Full of cruel things
Hang tight
All you
Nothing like a big bad bridge
To go burnin' through

Daylight
In bad dreams
In a cool world
Full of cruel things
Hang tight
All you
Nothing like a big bad bridge
To go burnin' through