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MarinaC
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 52
United States

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Quote by hayley
An Irishman walks out of a bar ..... giggles...


Well since you did an Irish joke and I'm Irish guess I'll add to it.

Why aren't there more Irish lawyers? They have a problem passing the bar.
In today's day and age of the security camera everywhere, I'm afraid I could only do this in my fantasies and not real life. Sometimes living in the modern age is a bitch.
Variation on a theme since I don't like to pass on anyone. Would you buy the avatar above you a drink, dinner or breakfast.

Examples:

1. I would buy her an apple martini so we could swap seduction techniques
2. I would buy him sushi
3. I'd make him French toast
Take him to a concert. Something from the 60's or 70's maybe?
Quote by Megis
People not doing. What they are supposed to do


And then expecting me to pick up the slack.
Naked Gun
and I know people will disagree with this but I absolutely hate Clockwork Orange
Not totally naked. I want to wear his fedora and leather jacket! But nothing else.
I like her sass and that she's a self-declared smart ass. Girl after my own heart!