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MarySweets
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 41
Australia

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Quote by chefkathleen
You must have children to be able to translate that Mary. I didn't understand that at all.


LOL well no, just spent a lot of time over the years reading fanfiction by aspiring teenage authors who get a bit carried away when telling their stories.

Kind of learnt the trick after reading an infamous story titled "My Immortal" by Tara Glisbie.

This audio on Youtube is of Chapter 17 and the guy is reading it as it is written (including spelling mistakes) the guy is a hero.





Sorry for taking over the topic just had to share where I learned my amazing skill of translating silly worded questions.
I have indulged in it a few times (less then five times). Never on the face either on my back or below my neck.

Do I love it? I'm not fussed. I have also been in the bathroom or in the area when my fiance has pissed and he has been around me when I have too. No secret bodily functions kept hidden between us.
Do you mean:

After a fight with your partner and if a someone comes along to listen to you and cheer you up, would let that person to have sex with you?

In answer to your question, many years ago after my fiance had a mental melt down. The next day I left town to spend some time with the guy I lost my virginity to in the city.

I was only 22 and had never been around someone who has mental health issues and prior to that my fiance must have had his emotions in check when we first started dating. I remember if he did feel a bit annoyed or getting on the edge of anger he would tell me to leave him alone, go home or he would leave my place abruptly and if I called he would hang up on me which left me confused.
Give him space after two days he was fine.

Well this particular time, he finally let his anger over come him. To make matters worse we were at a resturant and he started to rant and rave. To the point that the assitant cook came out to see how the "food" was.

Long story short, I got in contact with the guy. Next morning got on a train for the city and spent four nights with the guy. I felt a little better to be around someone who was paitent but I don't think he understood the situation.

Yes we had sex, but to me sex with the guy was to be comforted, there was no real spark of love or lust. Just wanted to be held and comforted and to feel like the world was alright.

That is the answer to your question.

On another note when I got back from my trip my fiance was all sweetness and light. He had no idea that I had spent a few days fucking the guy I lost my virginity to. The guy on the other hand he was getting sick of me calling him to discuss relationship issues. Then finally after seeing him one last time, he thought we were going to fuck and I said no. I felt to guilty to go ahead and have sex with him.

Never seen or spoken to him again. As for my fiance well he is on meds to control his mental issues and we have been together now for I guess close to 8 years.
On valentines this year. I wore a maxi dress, and we sat in a park. There is two parks close by. We had lunch and while eatting at the picnic table. The other half decide to finger me while this old couple kept walking back and forth. I was afraid he would go further as in the other park just our luck a mother bought her kids to play on the play equipment.

So I told him to stop.

Recently went to a public pool area, which has a spa. While the spa was on full bubbles, he started to finger me. I had to learn to keep a straight face. And focused on the swimmers in the pool. I played with him. LOL.

I'm pretty sure there have been people out there that have had sex in disabled toilets. I went to one the other day as the line for the ladies is rather long and I just had to go. Got in there and in the trash was a condom wrapper lol.
Porn Song by Sarah Silverman. Not really a dirty song more like making fun of a prositute.

There's a hole in your butt where the doody comes out, there's a hole in your butt where the penis goes in. Your vagina has had so many penises in it, you might as well talk about the times when there is none in it.

Loves it.


You know you make it as an Erotic author when: Jimmy Fallon hosts a karaoke session based on your book lol.

Just had to share.
I agree with others on here.

Myself honestly I wouldn't want to have any sexual contact with someone who has this disorder. After all if she is a girlfriend and not a wife persae I don't think I would risk it.

That's just me. However sweetie I think you need to do a bit of research into Herpes and really have a deep long think about it.

Even if her herpes are laying low at times please use protection.

X
I have different personalities when I'm drunk. I can be emotional, happy and giggling lunatic. Overly romantic zealous lover to my poor fiance.
Then there is the times I get up and dance around. Though early this year I ran into an old high school class mate.

I was so off my face and I told him some shit that happened in high school which involved his cousin's husband. Nothing sexual more like bullying. However the serious side of Mary came out and he tumbled out his troubles to me in his life. I actually listened and gave advice.
Ever since 50 Shades of Grey came out. There is heaps of Erotic fiction in the department stores I have been to lately.

I bought a wonderful retelling of Jane Eyre called "Jane Eyre Laid Bare" I haven't got the book on me at present to say the author.

Oh and I really laughed and fell in love with "50 Shades of Mr Darcy" by William Codpiece Thackery. biggrin
While away on holiday, I bought "50 shades of Mr Darcy" by "William Codpiece Thackery". I have to say I have never laughed so much in my life.

It's a parody crossover of 50 shades of Grey and Pride and Prejudice. Elizabeth Bennet becomes a clumsy heroine who thinks she isn't beautiful but others think she is hot. I was thinking "Wow Mr Thackery, got Ana's character/personality down pat for Elizabeth."

I do recommend it if you are a Jane Austen Fan or if you want to Laugh at 50 shades.
Another 80s hit - Paul Lakisis - Boom Boom Boom (Lets go back to my room)

If I was a guy and totally gay I would go back to his room ;)
From what I have read maybe it is time that you could have a break from your daughter even just for a few hours so you two can spend some alone time.

Maybe get grandma to babysit her and you two start slow maybe go out for a romantic meal. Sit and talk like the old days. You could talk about the fun times you had before getting married or having baby.

I"m certain your wife is also feeling like your relationship feels like being roomates looking after a toddler. Maybe she is snapping because she is feeling fraustrated and hasn't had any alone time to herself so she feels like her old normal self. Once she became a mother, she has lost some of her identity. Now life revolves around your little one.

I just got a great idea. Have grandparents or someone you trust look after your daughter for a night. Plan a surpise for your wife.

Cook her a meal, lavish her. When you finish dinner/dessert. Take her to the bathroom, run her a bath or shower and wash her. After that give her a massage and then make love. Tell her how happy you are with her. What an incredible woman she is. (Make sure not to mention your daughter).

You never know she will be so thankful for the attention smile
I touch myself - The Divinyals

Don't touch me there - The Tubes

Kinky boots - Patrick Macknee and Honor Blackman. This song is for those with boot/shoe fetishses. ;)

The Pussy Cat Song - Connie Vannett. This song is a funny metaphor song. With her cat in various misadventures. Ending up with:

"My neighbor stole my kitty
But I did see
I said to my neighbor set my pussy free. (She empathises)
Free pussy
Sore, wet, hot, bald...
free pussy
Just a friendly little cat."
A few songs from my play list enjoy:

Rum and Coca Cola - Andrew Sisters. Trivia: The sisters didn't know what the lyrics really ment until a few years afte they recorded it.

Every baby needs a daddy - Marilyn Monroe. Not really a dirty song but it is flirting obviously
with a gorgeous young girl looking for a sugar daddy. There is
a clip of her singing it on youtube with back up females dressed
as young girls playing with baby dolls and wearing bows.

Lovers - The Runaways. Maybe its a bit weird that it is sung by teen girls.

Erotic - Madonna. Very sexual and of course erotic. Try finding the uncensored verison of the song on youtube. Madonna totally naked.

Justify My love - Madonna. A little tamer then Erotic.

Didn't wanna do it - Yulia Volkova. The brunette from Russian group t.A.T.u with one of her solo songs. The clip is pretty teasing. Get to see shots of Yulia's crutch. Song is about a chick hooking up with another chick. Kind of like a grown up version of All the things she said.

Girls on Flim - Duran Duran. Check out their uncensored vid on youtube. It was censored and at times not played on tv because of nudity and sexual themes. Plus if you listen to the tune it is like a sex session.

Take me tonight - Kim Wilde. One of those tracks about a chick being at a party and having the urge to have a one night stand.

Of course there is many songs by 80s page 3 girl Samantha Fox. Not only was she known for her big most of her songs were mainly about sex. Her songs include:
Touch Me
Do ya Do ya (wanna please me)
Just one night (This is actually a sexy funny song. Samantha breathes heavy, telling the listener too touch her everywhere. At the end of the song her lover thinks he is a big man until she shots him down for his performance.)

Hope you like my little snippets of songs I have on my list. I have more if anyone wants me to add them.


Another Cluess actress, main lead Alicia Silverstone all grown up smile Alicia played main character Cher.

Photo by Zoey Grossman for Bullet magazine.
Lets not forget the epic Tampon Scene.

If there ever was a scene in a Romance book this would have to be it. Now I know when I am wearing a tampon during surfing the crimson wave. I don't take it out for sex that is why I use my anus for fucking lol.
I have a play list of dirty songs expanding from the 40s to now lol.





The georgeous Miss Stacey Dash otherwise best known as Dionne from 90s teen flick Clueless
Kathy Griffin had it done.





And everyone knows that she is besties with her vagina.
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Just curious, is your guy smallish? or at least not largish? Presumably you're also doing something with your clit while getting anal. Don't answer if that's too personal.


In answer to your question. My fiance is 8 inches long. I used to touch myself while having anal sex but now I don't.

Guys thanks for your answers I guess it is personal prefrence. I just felt weird that I am enjoying anal much more then ever.
My former mistress was ten years older then myself. My fiance is also ten years older. I guess I have a decade thing lol.

Just as long as you are over 20 and lived a bit then I don't see the harm.

Look at director Sam Taylor Wood and Aaron Johnson.



Their relationship is 24 years difference. He is currently 22 and he has father two daughters to her. Not only that they are also married.
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