A libidinous lass from Lisbon
Met a horny young man from Gisbourne
Drinks. What are you drinking Racy?
Unfortunately she doesn't have a computer.
An oyster addict from Pier 39
Had a habit that's hard to define
He dipped them in semen
And claimed that the reason
A shapely co-ed from Xavier
Who was known for disgraceful behaviour
Danced nude in the class
And she wiggled her arse
Experience is the finest teacher.
Unfortunately your friends are all too far away.
Priced out of the market.
An oyster addict from Pier 39
Had a habit that's hard to define
A shapely co-ed from Xavier
Who was known for disgraceful behaviour
Afternoon delights are always enjoyable.
Wouldn't it better if I taught you instead?
Don't you know the difference yet?
REVERSED
Richard, ever venturous, enacted roles some even denied.
Leave was taken and enjoyed.