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Masteratarms
1 month ago
Straight Male
0 miles · Queensland
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Looks like she's still recovering from the last search. But in case they missed something........
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Triple yes from above? Looks like I am staying right here.
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Cheers Chris, and best wishes for your birthday from tigger and I. We are sure that Tonya will help you to pop your cork on this special day!
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A harried harlot from Harwich
Had a rather unusual marriage.
Had a rather unusual marriage.
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Seems like some don't get a limerick
Where each verse is supposed to be rhythmic
Where each verse is supposed to be rhythmic
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One day she met a really cute gal
Whilst shopping in the local mall
In a fitting room they stripped
They were both well equipped
Whilst shopping in the local mall
In a fitting room they stripped
They were both well equipped
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Roses are red
RB's trying again
Bends himself like a pretzel
He's impervious to pain
All that effort for a blow job?
Would seem easier to me
To stop all that contortion
And just simply ask Marie.
Maries a friend, a good one too
Who knows, you might just win?
And If Marie should knock you back
You could always try with Lynn.
I know, it hasn't happened yet
And this would be a first
But you'd return the favour
If positions were reversed
So go ahead and ask the girls
I'm sure they'll understand
You may not get that blow job
But they might just lend a hand?
RB's trying again
Bends himself like a pretzel
He's impervious to pain
All that effort for a blow job?
Would seem easier to me
To stop all that contortion
And just simply ask Marie.
Maries a friend, a good one too
Who knows, you might just win?
And If Marie should knock you back
You could always try with Lynn.
I know, it hasn't happened yet
And this would be a first
But you'd return the favour
If positions were reversed
So go ahead and ask the girls
I'm sure they'll understand
You may not get that blow job
But they might just lend a hand?
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Would it help him decide if you dropped the towel and just wore a scarf?
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There they lie with their hands quite busy
The activity leaving them dizzy
Hands caressing each breast
Adele gave a co-ed a cuddle
Lying face to face in a huddle
With Adele taking charge
The activity leaving them dizzy
Hands caressing each breast
Adele gave a co-ed a cuddle
Lying face to face in a huddle
With Adele taking charge
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Adele and Gloria were found undressed
Lying naked, pressed breast to breast.
Lying naked, pressed breast to breast.
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She kept all her exploits well hidden
Mainly because they're forbidden
She had a toe fetish
Whilst acting coquettish
Mainly because they're forbidden
She had a toe fetish
Whilst acting coquettish
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There was a lad from East St. Louis
Who enjoyed sex sticky and gooey
He'd get covered in honey
And charge people money
The neighbours all thought he was screwy.
She kept all her exploits well hidden
Who enjoyed sex sticky and gooey
He'd get covered in honey
And charge people money
The neighbours all thought he was screwy.
She kept all her exploits well hidden