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Mazza
4 weeks ago
Straight Female, 55
0 miles · Lanark

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I guess that if I liked their face and general look, then yes, I would check out their butt as they walked away
I've been to England, Ireland, Northern Ireland, Wales, France, Germany, Belgium, Luxembourg, Spain, The Balearic Islands, The United States...

There are lots of places I'd like to go to though...
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I am in the process of testing the new release, which includes fixes for iOS6 over on the Blue Site. If anyone with such a device would like to try it out before we release it here, please let me know your experiences.

Thanks



I'll check it out... Thanks, Gav xxx
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CrazyMazwich




Is it wrong that I just came??



(I never, but I bet HE did hahahahah)
I've made popcorn with coconut oil and sprinkled it with icing sugar, now I'm gonna take the girls to the cinema!! Yay!!
I think that there have only been two guys I've actually felt comfortable doing that with...
Mostly I like my own space and cuddling in just seems too uncomfortable and a little claustrophobic to me.
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Mazza, your cock pic gave me a case of the chuckles...so thanks for that.

As far as cock shots in profiles, I wish all guys just chose to put them in a private album or something. When I check a profile (which I often do) I don't wanna be bombarded by a bunch of thumbnails of some guy's dick. I'd at the very least like to have a choice in the matter.


Hee hee, I know, right?

Made me giggle too

Arran


The largest cock I ever encountered in real life was a ginger one (I think light coloured pubic hair makes them look larger too)

Thicker than my wrist it was and huge! Maybe 9 or 10". I confess I was actually a little afraid when I first held it (which I did before I properly saw it)

The sex was okay, although not the best I've ever had...

Point being, ginger cocks - yay!!!
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That would be spousal rape and you'd hopefully get your arse hauled off to jail


Very well said!! I certainly would not condone that approach either...

I think that both sexes use the tools [sic] at their disposal to get what they want, whether that is withholding sex, affection, attention, money, time... whatever.

I know how horrid it is to be in a relationship where the other half withholds sex and affection... It's not nice...

It just so happens that sex is a powerful 'weapon' and it doesn't matter if the couple are married or just in a relationship, it happens.

If only we were better at communicating our feelings and needs with each other, but I think that this has probably been an issue since the dawn of time...
Ha, NN, I love fancy cocks as well.. I used to have bantams when I was younger...

I did a wee search to find some nice pics, but I found this one and had to post it instead!!


Hahahah


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Do you think he describes sex between a man and a woman as fudgepacking even though straight couples have anal sex too?


I dunno... I've lost count of the times LM's offered to pack my fudge for me...



Probably not really a bug, but under the gallery tab, it says "sorty" instead of sort...

(I know... lame attempt to badge-azzle my page)

I think of all the stuff I've written, my favourite is probably this one:

Lazy Sunday Afternoon

It's the first time I tried writing from a male perspective and I just thought it was a nice wee snapshot of a couple who've been together for a long time and yet are still obviously very much in love.

I tried to make it romantic and amusing and I really like reading it even now.

I'd love to get a good audio version of it, but I can't do it myself, being the wrong gender.

I've had it read to me and it was gorgeous to listen to...
I guess that when one deactivates, they do it for a reason...

If he's on your friend list, you can probably scroll down and hover over his name and send a PM - he may get an email notification which will tell him that you've mailed him?

I dunno, I dare say that if he'll be back, if he's not deleted...
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It is just not me.



I wouldn't wear a fake tattoo either...

Those things have to be properly embedded into your skin, I mean, you can't 'wear' a tattoo...

Good call pp