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Mazza
3 weeks ago
Straight Female, 55
0 miles · Lanark

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Fucking CAT! Vomited all over one of the weans bedrooms. JUST what I needed first thing in the morning *RETCH* It wouldn't have been so bad if teh room had been tidy, but nooooooo, all over every fucking thing!

I also skinned a fucking knuckle getting the damned cat biscuits out of the cupboard...

*Curses, grumble, moan*

Thank you, that's better...
I'm very happy! Great night last night and a lovely wake up this morning smile
Quote by sprite


a gay friend of mine taught me how to give blowjobs and i've received many compliments on my skill, so yeah, i'd have to say they are. smile


Can you teach me that? I have problems opening my jaw really wide...

Either I need to practice more or I need a guy with a smaller dick! ;)
Quote by sprite


need i say more? *waggles my tongue at you*


Okay, I'm totally thinking of going the gay way here... JUST to see if it's any different

Rrrrrrrrr




EDIT: Don't worry Lushies, I'll take LOTS of pics and write about it hahahahah
Yeah, as much as I like oral attentions on my pussy, I think I have only actually cum once purely from a guy licking and sucking my pussy - ONCE!!!!! HOW FUCKED UP IS THAT????

To be honest, I need my clit stimulated and I like penetration - fingers are fine, but really, I like cock hahahahah (I know, that is brand new information, right??)

If he's mechanically sucking at my clit, I'm more inclined to get over sensitive and bored and shove him out of the way and either frig myself, or pull him up so he can fuck me...

If he's good at it, well, that's a different story... But in my experience, most guys actually aren't that skilled at cunnilingus, sorry

to finish some of the 15 or so unfinished stories I have sitting right now!! I'm terrible!
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I read it. It wasn't much help...

"It reads like stereo instructions!"
-Beetlejuice






God, I love that movie!!

Sol cerveza, with a scliff of fresh lime.... Mmmmm mmmmmm
It depends....



Nothing wrong with a full bush...


(as long as you don't mind the upkeep)