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Mazza
3 weeks ago
Straight Female, 55
0 miles · Lanark

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Quote by GingerKitty


You do realise that I have a pink pantie fetish? You're evil, woman!


My bad

Pink filly panties and a sort of vest thing...

EDIT: FRILLY not filly hahahah

I find that I can do pretty much anything on Lush on my mobile now (stoppit)

Even upload pics and post them on people's walls and stuff... You need to be a little more patient, as it's fiddly at first (fnarr)

But once you get the knack, it works an absolute treat! (and relax)
Quote by sprite


and that was just the first of 3 loads.


*loads*

FNARRRR
There's a fucking bug or a flea or a midge or something and it keeps fucking biting me...

SO fucking annoying....
Never intentionally, but one time I was staying at a friend's house and got rather hot and heavy with a particularly cute guy. We'd been flirting for a while...

I was straddling him, naked on the sofa, fucking our brains out, when our friend walked in...

I'm sure he stood and watched for a while before he coughed to let us know he was there...
Everyone has given you excellent advice here...

Another thing worth thinking about is making sure that you have health insurance for your dog. Vet bills can be extortionate (I found that out the hard way)

Also, it's worth doing a little research into the health issues that may affect the breed of dog you buy... Schnauzers are prone to cataracts and have to be tested...

If you've not had a dog before, puppy training classes will be good for you and your dog and will also help you to socialise them with other dogs as well...

Good luck with it all!


Don't think I'll be trying for this one, but I shall enjoy watching it progress smile
Get tae fuck

Away an fuck yersel, ya cunty bawed basturt

Get it right up ye
Ooooh, too many CAPS! SHOUTY SHOUTY!

and for the record, I would not like that at all...
Quote by CurlyGirly
"Lush fishing" see below



Receiving a message with "lines" like the one above from a friend or not friend. Very seductive message in which the sender is trying to entice you to talk to him. "Aww, how sweet. He went through all that trouble to send me a PM to get to know me." Only to find out that he's sent the same message to countless of your other Lush friends. Gosh darn! I don't feel so special anymore. I guess if you cast enough bait, someone is bound to bite.



People who leave Lush when you're maybe not on the best of terms with them. They then create a new Lush account, different name, friend you again, and don't own up that they knew you previously until you figure it out. And do this to you 1, 2, 3, 4, and 5 times! FFS, enough already!



My god, BOTH of those things!! How strange that I received that exact same PM this morning - I feel so un-fucking-special!

The leaving Lush and refriending you thing really pisses me off - it's so fucking sneaky and one of the reasons I'm kind of wary...
I echo what the gals have said above, I would doubt that this would be something that would be easy for your wife to accept...

Do you suppose that perhaps the introduction of role play including the use of a strap on might be something that would sate you to some degree whilst not disempowering your wife?

Just a thought, but it might make for some middle ground?

I do have friends who've utilised this with some success...