I find that I can do pretty much anything on Lush on my mobile now (stoppit)
Even upload pics and post them on people's walls and stuff... You need to be a little more patient, as it's fiddly at first (fnarr)
But once you get the knack, it works an absolute treat! (and relax)
There's a fucking bug or a flea or a midge or something and it keeps fucking biting me...
SO fucking annoying....
Never intentionally, but one time I was staying at a friend's house and got rather hot and heavy with a particularly cute guy. We'd been flirting for a while...
I was straddling him, naked on the sofa, fucking our brains out, when our friend walked in...
I'm sure he stood and watched for a while before he coughed to let us know he was there...
Maybes aye, maybes naw...
She seems like a very cheeky young lady indeed ;)
Everyone has given you excellent advice here...
Another thing worth thinking about is making sure that you have health insurance for your dog. Vet bills can be extortionate (I found that out the hard way)
Also, it's worth doing a little research into the health issues that may affect the breed of dog you buy... Schnauzers are prone to cataracts and have to be tested...
If you've not had a dog before, puppy training classes will be good for you and your dog and will also help you to socialise them with other dogs as well...
Good luck with it all!
Get tae fuck
Away an fuck yersel, ya cunty bawed basturt
Get it right up ye
Ooooh, too many CAPS! SHOUTY SHOUTY!
and for the record, I would not like that at all...
I echo what the gals have said above, I would doubt that this would be something that would be easy for your wife to accept...
Do you suppose that perhaps the introduction of role play including the use of a strap on might be something that would sate you to some degree whilst not disempowering your wife?
Just a thought, but it might make for some middle ground?
I do have friends who've utilised this with some success...