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Mazza
4 weeks ago
Straight Female, 55
0 miles · Lanark

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Quote by hartclass
OH FOR FUCK SAKE!!!! PISS IS PISS - its cleaner, more hygienic the most bodily fluids. So it might not be everyones cup of tea (or piss) but lets put it into perspective. I suppose the real question should be who you pee in front of your boyfriend/husband/lover in the bathroom?


I never said it was disgusting, just that I wasn't up for it!!
Quote by clum


I'm not too young, I got it (and laughed out loud)! smile


YAY!!! I remember why I love you!!! *pinches yer wee cheek and ruffles yer mop*

Maz, as a fellow Scot,I got the Irn Bru reference, even if nobody else did! And hey Chris Hoys performance was pretty unbeatable, although I guess he doesn't live on the Scottish staple diet of a Fish supper, followed by a deep fried Mars Bar, washed down with the afore mentioned amber nectar that isn't whisky...


Ya beezer!!! The Scottish contingent is in the hoose!!! Ah'm team haunded!!!

See, I'm in a state of patriotically induced bliss here!!!

Hmm, stray hen night pictures keep appearing...



Found a last minute dress, just in case you wanted a different approach, BP

Quote by clum


... where winners are made (except in sport).


Where winners are made, from girders (probably no one will get that and even you might be too young for that one, Clum! *sigh*)
No, I really would not...

Unless perhaps he was on fire or had been stung by a jellyfish...
I've seen you around although we've not not spoken...

Doesn't stop me from hoping that you have a fabulous day!

Happy birthday!!


Off to Spain on Friday for a hen weekend...

Who knows, maybe I'll get a story out of it!!




Fucking horrible windy rainy shitty day!!

(Wonder if we're getting the tail-end of Superstorm Sandy? Whatever, it's no nice!))


Every fucking time I get my haircut I fucking hate it... GRRRR

*kicks the ground*
I've noticed this too. Some people just don't like/bother to vote and then to go on and comment takes even longer, so they don't do it.

Just clicking on a story will generate a view, so sometimes a reader may click on a story by accident, or just decide that it's not what they want to read at that time. Or perhaps they might really like the story and go back to read it again, but of course, you can only vote once.

Sometimes the author themself will view their story and that generates a view as well...

Also a lot of the readers might not be logged in for whatever reason and as such, depending on the writer's story settings, may not be allowed to vote...

Hope that helps x
I don't know you yet either, but I'll wish you happy birthday!

Hope you have an awesome day x
Quote by ginger86
ok why do i always leave these parties without my panties? i think cg steals them, heehee


(She's stealing them for our burgeoning used panty auction site