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Meggsy
2 hours ago
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If I go more than a week I suffer from severe withdrawal systems.
As I live and sleep with my gf then I would say a day or two at the most.
With my guys it would only be at that time of the month. But there are times !!!!!!
Probably the longest time with absolutely no sex apart from with myself ----- Three weeks.
As I live and sleep with my gf then I would say a day or two at the most.
With my guys it would only be at that time of the month. But there are times !!!!!!
Probably the longest time with absolutely no sex apart from with myself ----- Three weeks.
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Group sex is not for everybody. But it is an unforgettable moment when it happens.
I don't have a problem personally because I enjoy sex and could not give anybody a commitment to remain faithful. All my FWB are similarly agreed that we don't have a problem with multiple engagements. Getting the "right" people is not easy.
You need to accept the idea that sex is recreational - not a commitment.
I can and do have sex frequently with out FWB in company so we are all used to doing and seeing each other enjoy each other .
I don't have a problem personally because I enjoy sex and could not give anybody a commitment to remain faithful. All my FWB are similarly agreed that we don't have a problem with multiple engagements. Getting the "right" people is not easy.
You need to accept the idea that sex is recreational - not a commitment.
I can and do have sex frequently with out FWB in company so we are all used to doing and seeing each other enjoy each other .
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There were a few of us who wanted to see how much we could accept. We were teens then. One of the girls knew of this guy with 10 inches of hard cock. I managed 9 inches and I had to stop there as it became uncomfortable and was beginning to hurt. A couple of the girls managed it all but they admitted they would not have let him fuck them for fear of being damaged. Since then I have tried with a dildo a few times but once more it was uncomfortable and I stopped at nine inches.
I don't know if I could handle a guy fucking me with nine inches, it would bottom out at 9 and probably bruise me internally. I am not into pain and suffering for sex, I like it too much.
I don't know if I could handle a guy fucking me with nine inches, it would bottom out at 9 and probably bruise me internally. I am not into pain and suffering for sex, I like it too much.
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Threesomes now. Prefer FFM but would never reject a good pair of guys for a MMF .my FWB.guys are perfect.
I have done orgies a few years ago but I wouldn't do them now. Not even swinging any more. I prefer quality rather than quantity now.
I enjoy sex and have my FWB. That way I get both - quality and the quantity "I" want.
I have done orgies a few years ago but I wouldn't do them now. Not even swinging any more. I prefer quality rather than quantity now.
I enjoy sex and have my FWB. That way I get both - quality and the quantity "I" want.
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Some of my characters are real people I have known - not know now. I am sure they would kill me if they knew I had taken a little bit of literary licence with their lives.
My fictitious ones don't talk to me but I am sure they would enjoy doing some of the things I have had them do and thank me for if they could, or even accomplish with me what I had them do in my story.
Some turn me on as I write about them and if they appeared in real life the story may never be finished.
My fictitious ones don't talk to me but I am sure they would enjoy doing some of the things I have had them do and thank me for if they could, or even accomplish with me what I had them do in my story.
Some turn me on as I write about them and if they appeared in real life the story may never be finished.
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Often as a teen. It was not uncommon. We had no shame back then and were never embarrassed and often shared the pleasure together. My mother came in one day to put my laundry away and she just said " enjoying it?" and left without me answering.
Living with my gf it is not unusual to enter the bedroom while she is enjoying the personal pleasure masturbating provides. It does not concern us as we consider it normal. Once again there is no shame.
Living with my gf it is not unusual to enter the bedroom while she is enjoying the personal pleasure masturbating provides. It does not concern us as we consider it normal. Once again there is no shame.
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Quote by JacquieJ
I think there are all sorts of things about which a woman can have fantasies that are probably not such fun when it comes to the reality. Multiple sex partners is something that teases me a bit, but I suspect I would not only not enjoy it but would feel just dreadful about myself afterwards -- ashamed and more.
I know exactly where you are coming from. I admit this post bought back a few memories and that's exactly why I would not offer myself again. As I said whilst I enjoyed it at the time, I did feel a bit slutty afterwards even though I was more than willing before it.
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I cannot handle anal so DP is out with me.
As a teen I offered myself for a gang bang after a football match with the team. They had won. I knew the guys and had some fun myself. It amused me seeing them lining up and stroking themselves to keep it ready. There was a time limit which they imposed themselves. Most didn't need it. I kind of enjoyed it but felt a little slutty after it was over. It was twice washed down with a can of beer before they went in, I was not exactly pristine after a few had done the deed with me. Showering with them all in the locker room later was another fun time.
I understand most of the guys enjoyed themselves and I got my ass slapped a few times to stir me up. It was interesting listening to them discussing the fun they had and witnessing others having it. I had no complaints that I know of.
I would never do it now. Ever.
As a teen I offered myself for a gang bang after a football match with the team. They had won. I knew the guys and had some fun myself. It amused me seeing them lining up and stroking themselves to keep it ready. There was a time limit which they imposed themselves. Most didn't need it. I kind of enjoyed it but felt a little slutty after it was over. It was twice washed down with a can of beer before they went in, I was not exactly pristine after a few had done the deed with me. Showering with them all in the locker room later was another fun time.
I understand most of the guys enjoyed themselves and I got my ass slapped a few times to stir me up. It was interesting listening to them discussing the fun they had and witnessing others having it. I had no complaints that I know of.
I would never do it now. Ever.
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I am a regular participant in threesomes with regular FWB partners. There is no commitment regarding partnerships so few chances of being hurt. To us they are nothing more than good fun. Our sex is recreational and not based on love or a commitment.
I have seen a few people hurt by witnessing their partner seem to enjoy their experience with another partner. Swingers included.
My advice is if there is a doubt about the satisfaction you are getting from your sex with a partner DONT enter into a multiple arrangement.
Buy a book on positional play and enjoy some difference in how you do it together without a threesome.
I have seen a few people hurt by witnessing their partner seem to enjoy their experience with another partner. Swingers included.
My advice is if there is a doubt about the satisfaction you are getting from your sex with a partner DONT enter into a multiple arrangement.
Buy a book on positional play and enjoy some difference in how you do it together without a threesome.
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To the citizens of the United States of America from Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II
In light of your failure in recent years to nominate competent candidates for President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective immediately. (You should look up 'revocation' in the Oxford English Dictionary.)
Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths, and territories (except North Dakota, which she does not fancy).
Your new Prime Minister, David Cameron, will appoint a Governor for America without the need for further elections.Congress and the Senate will be disbanded. A questionnaire may be circulated next year to determine whether any of you noticed.To aid in the transition to a British Crown dependency, the following rules are introduced with immediate effect:
1. The letter 'U' will be reinstated in words such as 'colour,' 'favour,' 'labour' and 'neighbour.' Likewise, you will learn to spell 'doughnut' without skipping half the letters, and the suffix '-ize' will be replaced by the suffix '-ise.' Generally, you will be expected to raise your vocabulary to acceptable levels. (look up 'vocabulary').
2. Using the same twenty-seven words interspersed with filler noises such as ''like' and 'you know' is an unacceptable and inefficient form of communication. There is no such thing as U.S. English. We will let Microsoft know on your behalf. The Microsoft spell-checker will be adjusted to take into account the reinstated letter 'u'' and the elimination of '-ize.'
3. July 4th will no longer be celebrated as a holiday.
4. You will learn to resolve personal issues without using guns, lawyers, or therapists. The fact that you need so many lawyers and therapists shows that you're not quite ready to be independent. Guns should only be used for shooting grouse. If you can't sort things out without suing someone or speaking to a therapist, then you're not ready to shoot grouse.
5. Therefore, you will no longer be allowed to own or carry anything more dangerous than a vegetable peeler. Although a permit will be required if you wish to carry a vegetable peeler in public.
6. All intersections will be replaced with roundabouts, and you will start driving on the left side with immediate effect. At the same time, you will go metric with immediate effect and without the benefit of conversion tables. Both roundabouts and metrication will help you understand the British sense of humour.
7. The former USA will adopt UK prices on petrol (which you have been calling gasoline) of roughly $10/US gallon. Get used to it.
8. You will learn to make real chips. Those things you call French fries are not real chips, and those things you insist on calling potato chips are properly called crisps. Real chips are thick cut, fried in animal fat, and dressed not with catsup but with vinegar.
9. The cold, tasteless stuff you insist on calling beer is not actually beer at all. Henceforth, only proper British Bitter will be referred to as beer, and European brews of known and accepted provenance will be referred to as Lager. South African beer is also acceptable, as they are pound for pound the greatest sporting nation on earth and it can only be due to the beer. They are also part of the British Commonwealth - see what it did for them. American brands will be referred to as Near-Frozen Gnat's Urine, so that all can be sold without risk of further confusion.
10. Hollywood will be required occasionally to cast English actors as good guys. Hollywood will also be required to cast English actors to play English characters. Watching Andie Macdowell attempt English dialect in Four Weddings and a Funeral was an experience akin to having one's ears removed with a cheese grater.
11. You will cease playing American football. There is only one kind of proper football; you call it soccer. Those of you brave enough will, in time, be allowed to play rugby (which has some similarities to American football, but does not involve stopping for a rest every twenty seconds or wearing full kevlar body armour like a bunch of nancies).
12. Further, you will stop playing baseball. It is not reasonable to host an event called the World Series for a game which is not played outside of America. Since only 2.1% of you are aware there is a world beyond your borders, your error is understandable. You will learn cricket, and we will let you face the South Africans first to take the sting out of their deliveries.
13.. You must tell us who killed JFK. It's been driving us mad.
14. An internal revenue agent (i.e. tax collector) from Her Majesty's Government will be with you shortly to ensure the acquisition of all monies due (backdated to 1776).
15. Daily Tea Time begins promptly at 4 p.m. with proper cups, with saucers, and never mugs, with high quality biscuits (cookies) and cakes; plus strawberries (with cream) when in season.
God Save the Queen! and everybody who lives in the USA.
In light of your failure in recent years to nominate competent candidates for President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective immediately. (You should look up 'revocation' in the Oxford English Dictionary.)
Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths, and territories (except North Dakota, which she does not fancy).
Your new Prime Minister, David Cameron, will appoint a Governor for America without the need for further elections.Congress and the Senate will be disbanded. A questionnaire may be circulated next year to determine whether any of you noticed.To aid in the transition to a British Crown dependency, the following rules are introduced with immediate effect:
1. The letter 'U' will be reinstated in words such as 'colour,' 'favour,' 'labour' and 'neighbour.' Likewise, you will learn to spell 'doughnut' without skipping half the letters, and the suffix '-ize' will be replaced by the suffix '-ise.' Generally, you will be expected to raise your vocabulary to acceptable levels. (look up 'vocabulary').
2. Using the same twenty-seven words interspersed with filler noises such as ''like' and 'you know' is an unacceptable and inefficient form of communication. There is no such thing as U.S. English. We will let Microsoft know on your behalf. The Microsoft spell-checker will be adjusted to take into account the reinstated letter 'u'' and the elimination of '-ize.'
3. July 4th will no longer be celebrated as a holiday.
4. You will learn to resolve personal issues without using guns, lawyers, or therapists. The fact that you need so many lawyers and therapists shows that you're not quite ready to be independent. Guns should only be used for shooting grouse. If you can't sort things out without suing someone or speaking to a therapist, then you're not ready to shoot grouse.
5. Therefore, you will no longer be allowed to own or carry anything more dangerous than a vegetable peeler. Although a permit will be required if you wish to carry a vegetable peeler in public.
6. All intersections will be replaced with roundabouts, and you will start driving on the left side with immediate effect. At the same time, you will go metric with immediate effect and without the benefit of conversion tables. Both roundabouts and metrication will help you understand the British sense of humour.
7. The former USA will adopt UK prices on petrol (which you have been calling gasoline) of roughly $10/US gallon. Get used to it.
8. You will learn to make real chips. Those things you call French fries are not real chips, and those things you insist on calling potato chips are properly called crisps. Real chips are thick cut, fried in animal fat, and dressed not with catsup but with vinegar.
9. The cold, tasteless stuff you insist on calling beer is not actually beer at all. Henceforth, only proper British Bitter will be referred to as beer, and European brews of known and accepted provenance will be referred to as Lager. South African beer is also acceptable, as they are pound for pound the greatest sporting nation on earth and it can only be due to the beer. They are also part of the British Commonwealth - see what it did for them. American brands will be referred to as Near-Frozen Gnat's Urine, so that all can be sold without risk of further confusion.
10. Hollywood will be required occasionally to cast English actors as good guys. Hollywood will also be required to cast English actors to play English characters. Watching Andie Macdowell attempt English dialect in Four Weddings and a Funeral was an experience akin to having one's ears removed with a cheese grater.
11. You will cease playing American football. There is only one kind of proper football; you call it soccer. Those of you brave enough will, in time, be allowed to play rugby (which has some similarities to American football, but does not involve stopping for a rest every twenty seconds or wearing full kevlar body armour like a bunch of nancies).
12. Further, you will stop playing baseball. It is not reasonable to host an event called the World Series for a game which is not played outside of America. Since only 2.1% of you are aware there is a world beyond your borders, your error is understandable. You will learn cricket, and we will let you face the South Africans first to take the sting out of their deliveries.
13.. You must tell us who killed JFK. It's been driving us mad.
14. An internal revenue agent (i.e. tax collector) from Her Majesty's Government will be with you shortly to ensure the acquisition of all monies due (backdated to 1776).
15. Daily Tea Time begins promptly at 4 p.m. with proper cups, with saucers, and never mugs, with high quality biscuits (cookies) and cakes; plus strawberries (with cream) when in season.
God Save the Queen! and everybody who lives in the USA.
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I have no objection to it.
Quiet often my guy will cum in my mouth and we kiss shortly afterwards. He never objects or has a problem with it. I must admit I have swallowed most of it but if asks to snowball, i don't have a problem providing he lets me know to hold some back.
He has been known to lick me out after he has cum inside me so a kiss is nothing more or less than that.
Quiet often my guy will cum in my mouth and we kiss shortly afterwards. He never objects or has a problem with it. I must admit I have swallowed most of it but if asks to snowball, i don't have a problem providing he lets me know to hold some back.
He has been known to lick me out after he has cum inside me so a kiss is nothing more or less than that.
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I have written a little of my own experiences but generally write fiction.
My own experiences certainly help with the fiction though.
For some weird reason I enjoy writing from the male perspective sometimes. I am fascinated with the way some of the guys in my life live, love and talk of their experiences and I find it fascinating listening to their experiences and comparing them with many of mine. I have used them to develop and edit some stories at times. Having FWB is a wonderful assett.
My own experiences certainly help with the fiction though.
For some weird reason I enjoy writing from the male perspective sometimes. I am fascinated with the way some of the guys in my life live, love and talk of their experiences and I find it fascinating listening to their experiences and comparing them with many of mine. I have used them to develop and edit some stories at times. Having FWB is a wonderful assett.
