I would kiss him on the forehead and hug him.
Well, since he is old-school, I would first take a look at his wooden dentures to make sure there were no chips in them. Then, I would make sure that his powdered whig was off his head. That way, when he went down on me, he would have no teeth and the powdered whig wouldn't interfere with our activities. I would take his feather pen and sign my name on his arm.
Hug and kiss on the lips.
That woman looks nice. We should chat at Starbucks sometime.
Date and drink some espresso!
Nice phone picture quality!
Are you cooking breakfast?
Take her collar off and go to Starbucks.
Tease her a little... Massage her back and breasts... spread rose petals on her body...
Blame Bill for not selling me enough insurance!
Passonate kisses everywhere.
Blame him for not paying his taxes! Bad boy!
Going down on Abigail slowly. Until she couldn't take it anymore.
Take the collar off of her neck.
She is actually a lawyer. 2 above... posted together.
Insurance salesman with boat.
We would date. At least once. But you would have to wait to fuck me. Sorry.
Thrusting his manhood rapidly on top of me. Driving it in hard.
Blame him for being too rough.
What do I do with a rabbit tied to my bed? Feed it carrots?
Blame him for slapping my ass too hard!
Levi's blue jeans, grey t-shirt, Nike shoes, and a zip up sweat shirt.
Measure his waist size to buy underwear.