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MissyLuvsYa
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female
United States

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I had a wonderful threesome once. In fact you can go to my Lush page and read about it. smile
I love this thread!

I'll send out panties too!

And before you post some crack BUZ! Those will not be granny panties!!!!
Why are most pretty boys like Tom Brady such selfish lovers? I hate having to share mirror time with a guy who thinks he is as pretty as me. I'll take a sweet Eli Manning any day, even though he's not good looking, he is a native New Orleans, and those guys usually know how to make love to a woman.
Being a Louisiana girl you know I eat meat. I love barbecue, blackened anything, fish, steaks, chicken, pork, crayfish and alligator. Yes alligator!
I just love to eat gumbo!!!!!


A first date mind you that had not generated any sparks, I had a guy give me a short kiss while in the car then he proceeded to unzip his pants and pull his dick out and said, "Be kind." I jumped out of his car real quick and ran to my apt. and locked the door behind me.

He should be thankful that I was kind. I had a little pistol on my purse and I didn't shoot him.
Have a really wonderful Happy Birthday Carmi!!!!!!!
Party until your panties fall off!


There is no reason to say anything. He's just glad to receive.

But I better get something back!!!!!!
I would never post a face picture on a website where we post sex stories and talk about sex. Talk about something that could destroy a professional career, that could do it.
We're going out and I plan to have a spinach salad with Italian dressing and Teriyaki chicken on a bed of rice.
I splurged today and had a hamburger garnished with lettuce, pickles, onion, mustard & ketchup and french fries.
Quote by terry20069
Ladies, do you prefer to fuck a person of a specific race? Which and why?


No. I have seen and been attracted to men of all races. It is their individual features, facial, body shape, height, eyes, butt, butt and did I say butt, muscular build and then also very important, personality that decide their attractiveness. I do have a favorite facial shape that appeals to me the most and I have seen that shape on men of all races. We all have the same common ancestor. What about 25,000 years ago? Genetic Eve.
OH! That just burns me up! If I had been around I would have ran over there and kicked that Alabama pervert right in the nuts! Then I would have laughed at his tiny penis! I think that is the smallest one I have ever seen. I hope he gets arrested. I don't think he would last all night in a New Orleans, Louisiana jail. He might get introduced to a real penis in there, not those tiny Alabama sizes. Seeing that video makes me fighting mad.

I was at the game and the LSU people all left quickly after the game ended, since it went so badly for us. That is why that poor passed out guy got stuck in there with all those uncivilized goons.
I would never let myself be tied up but don't mind at all my guy being dominant sometimes as long as he remembers turn-about is fair play.
My fiance is a graphics illustrator/designer/artist and is great with picking out colors for designs, printing, etc. but when it comes to his own clothes, its as if his brain just shuts down. I'll point out how blah something looks or the fact that two colors don't match and he is always surprised. He'll then get something else to wear and ask if I like it. I really don't think he cares what he wears. His personal clothing style is to not care. Most of the time I do not say anything to him about it unless it just looks awful. I doubt I can change that about him and he's great the way he is. At least he is meticulous when it comes to grooming, slightly obsessive compulsive. I have no problem with that.
Is this a cage fight or something?

In that case I'll go with ass. An ass has more weapons!
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i once cybered with a guy who had a 19 inch cock - i mean, why would he lie about something like that!


Girl he gets around!!!!!
I texted my fiance justa few minutes ago to tell him I am craving Chinese food, so we are going out for Chinese. I plan to have green pepper steak and Chinese veggies on brown fried rice.
We have some really hilarious people here on Lush, so newbies just get to know everyone and enjoy the funny posts!