I'm not brave enough to say spank him so I will say, I'll take the spanking.
Slipping in sneaking a pinch on your bottom.
Hello, Shotgun. I hope you are doing good.
You Could Be Mine by Guns N' Roses
My seat is comfy and the view below is just as appealing as the one above. Could you turn to the left just a little?
Sheri, my seat is higher than your throne which is good, because I love the view.
No, I'm not done sitting in my chair. scooting you out the way and climbing back in with a smile
Country, I keep telling you that your seat is over there. This one is mine.
The first two that popped in my head are:
'At this moment, you mean everything to me.' Come on Eileen by Dexy's Midnight Runners
And
'I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve; I have a history of taking off my shirt.' One Week by Barenaked Ladies
Both extremely clever lines.
I AM looking forward to today's events.
*Patting my lap* C'mere Sheri and I'll spank you.
Since she doesn't like ladies, I'll sit naked on the shore.
Everybody Wants To Rule The World by Tears For Fears
I guess it's just you and me, Hayley.
A kiss on the cheek as I hand her her drink.
Wining and dining, then perhaps more if Ranger is up to it of course.
Since we've never met, a kiss on the cheek to say hello.
Thanks for keeping my seat warm, country.