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You ladies are quick!
You know you're a parent when you catch yourself saying, "Because I said so!"
You know you're a parent when you know exactly where everything that everyone in your house has lost, but you can't remember why you walked into a room.
You know you're a parent when people stop calling you by your first name, and refer to you as (insert child's name) mom (or dad).
Hmm I can't choose just one. It is an odd mix and in no particular order:
(Sittin' on) the dock of the bay by Otis Redding
Bombtrack by Rage against the machine
Long as I can see the light by Creedence Clearwater Revival.
Come away with me by Norah Jones
The house of the rising sun by The Animals
Jolene by Miley Cyrus (Yes I know she didn't do it originally. I just like her version better)
Carnivale
They just cancelled it and nothing was explained.
Or maybe Farscape
Apparently I'm distant. I tend to withdraw from people because I don't need them around me all the time. I need my alone time. Guys tend to have a hard time with me not needing constant attention or hearing them say I love you everyday all day.
For me, if I consider you a friend or someone that I love I don't need to have it reaffirmed everyday. I feel like they should have faith in me and our relationship. I find it completely exhausting and a huge turn off when someone needs me to constantly reassure them.
Game of Thrones
Boardwalk Empire
Top Gear (UK version, the other ones are awful)
Doctor Who
American Horror Story
It is a toss up between The Blues Brothers, Stand by me, or The Boondock Saints
I have been a waitress at different types of restaurants, a hotel, and a bar, and I also managed a restaurant for five years so tipping is a must. I walk into a place and the tip is automatically 20%. It is up to them to keep it at 20%. If they are wonderful I will go up, and if not I will go to 5%.
I admit to leaving a penny for each person in our party one time because the waitress was so rude. She was fussing at another waitress, used a curse word in front of my children, and put our plates onto the table without even looking at us. She didn't even set them in front of anyone. She set them on the edge and walked off still fussing at the other server. She didn't even come back except to drop the bill off. I wanted her to know that I didn't forget to tip her she was just awful.
Be a woman and own your part in this. You have been given the opportunity to stand up and be a real woman, but instead you have chosen to slink around behind the scene like a proper cunt. You think you are special? Ha! You never have been bitch. You were just another stepping stone in long line of stepping stones.