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MoonlightSerenity
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female
United Kingdom

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Quote by FtLMale
I am lacking the actual instructions but I am sure someone here must know how this is applied...




*Backs away from the computer* Umm...... What is that supposed to be?
Quote by blazestcyr
a sexy lara croft...something about that character..mmm i would do her...lol


Hehe... I think a lot of people would want to do Lara.... Apart from when their actually playing the game with the shouts of "I told you to go that way you stupid bitch" start getting heard in screams from the gamers room.....
Quote by sluttyerin
i call my toys by their factory name mostly, they seem to describe them perfectly


To be honest here that's how me and Master know them by. Or just by their description.
None, because I think that they use all that money to over-compensate for not being able to use it
It all depends really. If I know no-one will see it for a while then I'll let it grow out. If not then I shave it.
Quote by BigShyPussyKins


OMG can I have a McChicken Sandwich. Actually strike that I hope sales of MacDonalds do really badly at the Olympics seeing as how they have banned all other food outlets from selling chips (fries) during the games at all the venues unless they are being sold as fish and chips!!


Now that's just horrible for everyone who makes decent chips.
Quote by Shylass


Who said I couldn't appreciate the effort and determination and discipline of the athletes? I said I was glad OTHER people are pleased and interested in it. I was going to avoid posting negativity, but since you have decided to mention it, I will say I feel negatively about it because of the three community projects I was working with (that were helping to keep disaffected youths off the street) being shut down due to the funds being, and I quote from two of the funding group managements, "redirected to the Olympics". So basically, all the money for the projects that were working and keeping little gits off the streets and not causing bother were shut down. Guess where vandalism and anti-social behaviour began to soar again?

It's nice people want to be fit and get paid money for it and impress other people by doing sporty stuff, but with the money being redirected down to London at the expense of people who do not live in London, nor will see their local economies boosted by it, then sorry, but I actually don't feel like getting out my pompoms and cheering them on. Besides the fact I'm not interested in sport, I think the organisation in for the Games in our country has been farcical and short-sighted.

I also hope that my worries about terrorist attacks and trouble like we had last year with the rioting are all unfounded. Maybe if less troops had been made redundant they wouldn't have needed to go private for security and make us a laughing stock, nor would the heroes returning from overseas have to suspend spending time with their families on leave for this. I just hope they have a good time on duty.

Over and out.


It was the same with the royal wedding as well. To be honest I think that this years olympics are cursed..... The flame went out for the first time ever and the clock counting down to it broke on the first day..... I'm not too keen on them anyway. Waste of money....
Quote by freakycactus


I have to admit, I rarely start conversations with new people, I've noticed that the guys who use a simple opening line are the ones worth talking to


Usually I'm in the room all by myself so when someone comes in I try to start a conversation with them. And that is very true.
Quote by blazestcyr
this thread is a cream filled yummy that keeps giving..lmao..love it!!


Ice Cream?
Change position or not go in too deep and see if that helps. And as stated above take her to the doctor.
Quote by freakycactus
Thanks for this shylass, now I want a custard filled donut!


So do I, well Jam for me but still.

(Guys if it gets too bad just take apart the keyboard bit by bit.....)
Wat? I walked into my student union to that scene of so many jocks dressed in dresses (some of them actually suited it). But yet so many guys are saying no?
Quote by Shylass


Here's what I think sweeter might have meant:

"Oh yes I thought I'd never see this topic. It would be a guy that had awesome oral but his stroke was downright dead ass wrong"

Which means, "How odd is this?: this guy I know rocks my socks off when he tongues my Happy Bits, but when he fucks me, it's rubbish."

How did I do at Guess the Thread, sweeter?


Maybe he learnt to be so good at oral to compensate for being rubbish when he fucks them?

That's if you have finished it right.....
D'aaaGold members are already saying it should be for them only.... sad Why not share such a good thing?
Quote by Shylass


Methinks more people should preview stuff before posting...


I agree with that.
Funny poem.... I'm not that obsessed.... It can be interesting seeing badges, but not worth it that much.
I've still to write my first story, I have however written my first poem..... (I have written many but only that one has made it to lush)