I don't have one and have no plans of getting one anytime soon.
My tummy growling, the laptops fan whirring and the muted noise of traffic on the road below.
Nope don't see the point in it. And I don't like showing my body off to random people.
"You sure proficient at this? You look like an amateur"
I don't have a purse in the first place.
TV licenses are too expensive for a student like me to get one. And there's no point to them as all the shows I'd want to watch are on catch-up anyway. So I don't watch any TV. Unless you count the TV my laptop is currently plugged into, but that still counts as internet because it's being used as a second screen.
"I heard a very wise dominant friend of mine once comment that anyone can buy any toy and that it never has been the toys that are dangerous."
I've heard Velvet Kiss is a good one.
They can be good - depending on how they are laid out. I enjoy reading BDSM friendly ones, such as at the moment I'm reading Nana to Kaoru.
It can be hard to pull them off but kudos to those who do.
(The size change community have a massive graphic side to it for artwork and such)
I forgot to add this in the first time - but if this did happen it would be easier for people to get underage people into comics as age might not be able to be told rather easily.
It depends on the situation. If it was someone trying to butt into the relationship I already have I would go in the middle and break the poor guys heart like I always do to unwanted suitors.
If it was a jerk who was harassing me then it would be okay, just so long as my OH doesn't get into trouble.
Edit - actually, it'd be me fighting them off unless Sir gets pissed enough, I can handle myself to a point.
There's some silly person on DA who is no way related to me on the front page, as well as lots of beauty products.
However my steam id...... Only steam shows up ^^
And my old mainly used one comes up only on the sites I set it up on ^^ (shit I need to close a few accounts down)
And my newest most used account name automatically finds my imvu account.....
Used to look at youporn often, but not so much anymore. There was a time when it was good but it's kinda went downhill. Well for me anyway.
Some random jokes I found
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One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a sexy latex catsuit and boots.
"Tie me up," she purred, "And you can do anything you want."
So he tied her up and went golfing
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My friend said to me today, "you should spice up your sex life with a bit of bondage"
How the fuck can I jerk off when I'm tied up?
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Sally and Sue were discussing their sex lives.
Sue said, "Mine's OK. We get it on every week, but it's no big adventure. How's yours?"
Sally replied, "It's great ever since we got into S&M."
Sue was surprised. "Really, Sally, I never would have guessed that you'd go for that."
"Oh, sure," says Sally, "He snores while I masturbate."
I like stories that are well written and don't have characters or writers with very potty mouths, as this is a turn off for me in stories and feels like the author is just trying to cheap their way out of writing something with real depth.
E.L James has to be the top one for me, I gave up after the first few pages (and I read all the twilight books with not much problem).
Nope, I stay faithful to my Sir. And I'm not allowed to give out my location.
