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MorganHawke
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Stuck on a SHORT Story?


Stuck on what to put in your story?
-- This is the list of things I check off when I create a story:

Do you have a Setting in mind?
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- Sci-fi
- Historical
- Modern day

Do you have ONE big main event for the story to focus on?
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- A battle
- An escape
- A love scene
- An act of revenge
- A sacrifice
- A treasure to claim

Do you know what you want to SAY with your story?
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- Love sucks.
- Friendship is forever.
- No good deed goes unpunished.
- A snake can only ever be a snake.
- Sometimes you have to take chances.

Do you know where you want to END your story?
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- A wedding?
- A funeral?
- A bloody battlefield?
- An empty street?
- The bottom of an ocean?

Do you have your three central characters ready?
-- Just to make things interesting, any of these three could be the Hero, the Villain, or the Ally.
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- A main character that personifies what your story is trying to say?
- A main character that personifies an opposing opinion of the same topic?
- A buddy / friend/ love interest of one or both to personify Joe Normal stuck in the Middle?

Why did I mention Characters last?
-- Instead of making a story for my characters, I do the opposite. I make characters for my story.

Some people can come up with a cool character and then build a story around them. Sadly, I am not one of those. I can build a back-story just fine, but my back-stories are never good enough to be the Main Story. A back-story is how a character GOT his Issues. The main story is how they FIXED those Issues. See the difference?

Anyway...
-- When I'm stuck on a story, I try thinking on these questions and often, they'll jog something loose.

Enjoy!
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What a nice thing to say!
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Ms. Hawke!!!! I was joking!!!!!

I know sweety! I was joking back! LOL!
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...so yes, if you ... want to genre cross, don't do it on the wing ... pay attention to the rules of the genre you're crossing into, otherwise it's not going to work.


Nice addition! I like it!
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... Also the reason why artists can become somewhat "precious" about their work, because they are laying something quite personal out there..


That's very much the case with me. When I'm working from an emotion I've experienced, especially a strong one, it can be very hard to separate 'me' from my work.
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personally, i find that stories that DO feel a little personal, are more likely to draw me in - there's real emotions, needs, wants, desires, etc there, and it add a dimension - i'm not talking about real life stories or autobiographies, but certainly, something that retains the personality of the writer.


I agree 100%. That essence of Truth is what makes a story really resonate, especially with anyone who has experienced those feelings before.
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I do NOT. *points at halo* Innocent, mi amiga. Totally innocent.


Nice try, but if you actually were that innocent, we wouldn't get along half this well.
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She's only here 5 minutes and already she's plagiarising you???!!!! However do you put up with her!!!! (But at least I bet she can spell 'plagiarise'...... ) LOL! xx S


It's not plagiarism, Lori has permission to borrow anything she likes from me. I believe in sharing. That's what friends do!
Crossing Genres

Every genre has core elements that make that genre that genre. In order to Cross Genres properly, you need to know each of your genre’s distinctive elements and make them Equally Important in the story.

Simple, no? However...

One of the most common mistakes I’ve seen in every genre of fiction: IGNORANCE.

“Most of the common mistakes come with any writing that isn't so good—bad characters, bad plots, bad writing. The ones which are peculiar to alternate histories (fantasy and sci-fi) are bad research and bad extrapolation.”
-- An Interview with Harry Turtledove


How do you expect to cross genres properly if you don't even know the genres you're working with? Contrary to popular belief, even if you're writing pure Heroic Fantasy, just making it up as you go is NOT good enough!

On writing Heroic Fantasy
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“…The consequence of making that assumption [research is not necessary for a completely made-up world] is, inevitably, a sleazy product. It may be bought by an editor hard up for material, but it will carry none of the conviction, the illusion of reality, which helps make the work … memorable. At best, it will drop into oblivion; at worst, it will stand as an awful example. If our field becomes swamped with this kind of garbage, readers are going to go elsewhere for entertainment and there will be no more…”
-- On Thud and Blunder by Poul Anderson


Genre Ignorance

Genre ignorance is where the author writes a story in a genre they know nothing about.
Examples:

Someone writes a Historical Romance, when they’ve never read any Romances.
This shows up as a beautifully detailed Historical with barely a drop of real Emotional Passion. They would have been better off writing a Historical Adventure.

CLUE: It’s all about the Relationship. Really.

Someone writes an Erotica story, when they’ve never read any real Erotica.
This shows up as a sloppily detailed journal entry written in first person POV, and present tense, with lousy grammar, and no emotional content beyond amazement. Even worse, the descriptions involve actual numbers and letters. "She was 5'6" and a DD." They would have been better off writing a Xenthouse Letter.

CLUE: It's not: "The characters had SEX." It's: "The CHARACTERS had sex."

Someone writes a Sci-Fi, when they’ve never read any Sci-Fi’s.
This shows up as a beautifully detailed Adventure, with hardly a drop of real Science anywhere. These stories are normally labeled Futuristics, as the only Sci-Fi they have going for them is the Setting. They would have been better off writing a Western, or a High Seas adventure, a historical War story, or just about any other kind of Adventure you can think of.

CLUE: “If you can take the Science out of the Fiction and still have a viable story in another genre, you did it WRONG.” -- Isaac Azimov

Someone writes a Gothic, when they’ve never read any Gothics.
This shows up as a beautifully detailed Romance, with hardly a drop of deep dark Emotional Issues anywhere. They would have been better off writing a Historical Romance.

CLUE: It’s all about the Angst. Really.

Someone writes a Mystery, when they’ve never read any Mysteries.
This shows up as a beautifully detailed Adventure, with a barely real criminal and hardly a drop of a real Investigation anywhere. Or worse, the readers KNOWS “whodunit” by the end of the fourth chapter because the author was foolish enough to give “whodunit”, a Point of View.

HELLO ~ ! The point of a Mystery is to keep the Reader guessing the answer to “whodunit” all the way to The End!

Why? Mystery readers read Mysteries to match their wits against the Author’s. If they guess the answer too quickly, the author has done the worst thing they could possibly do to their reader – DISAPPOINT them. They would have been better off writing a Suspense adventure.

CLUE: The easiest way to keep the reader guessing is by staying in ONE POV from the beginning of the story all the way to the End.

Planning to write a Vampire Romance or Vampire Erotica?

WARNING! ~ Most hard-core vampire readers won’t touch a Vampire Romance or a Paranormal Romance, or a Gothic Romance for that matter, with a 10-foot pole and they're damned choosy with their Vampire Erotica too.

Why not?
~ The Vampire reader is a Purist, and more often than not, Goth. To the hard-core Goth crowd, Vampires are more than mere entertainment they’re an Icon, and very often, represent a personal obsession with DEATH.

To put it bluntly, these readers have read just about everything there is to read about them – fiction and non-fiction, as well as the classic Gothics. These folks have VERY intimate knowledge about anything and everything to do with vampires and Gothics, so it’s blatantly obvious to them, when an author hasn’t done their research on Vampires, or know what Gothics and Horrors are really about.

CLUE: To a vampire obsessed Goth, a vampire has meaning, and ANGST. They want their vampires to be VAMPIRES brooding over the nature of Life and Death, not just a hot guy with Teeth.

On the other hand, the die-hard Romance reader is perfectly happy with a romantically inclined hot guy with Teeth – but you better get the Romance right! Erotica readers are also cool with hot guys (or girls) with teeth, but they're reading to Get-Off, so the characters had not only better be attractive, the sex had better be explicit.

And that’s just Vampires. Fantasy and Science-fiction have their share of fanatical purists too.

The easiest way to FIX the Ignorance problem?
RESEARCH!

There’s no excuse for Lack of Research. If you think the readers won't notice, you are sadly mistaken. I can't tell you how many readers have come to me because they looked up an obscure little fact I tossed into a story and were astonished that I was Accurate. Avoid hate-mail, do your damned research, and do it BEFORE you write.

The advent of the Internet has made looking anything up a freaking breeze. Anything you could possibly want to know is up on somebody’s website somewhere. Google.com is your friend, seriously. USE IT.

"What has all this to do with Crossing Genres?"

Well, before you can combine two genres, you need to KNOW the two genres you're working with because BOTH of them must be equally important in the story to BE a Cross-Genre.

The Rule of Cross Genre Fiction:
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When you Cross Genres, if you can take either genres’ identifying elements out of the Fiction and still have a viable story in the genre that’s left – you did it WRONG.”


The Genres
(Broken down to their simplest common denominators)

Character driven = Drama
Gothic – mysterious circumstances caused by repressed/hidden issues
Romance – intimate circumstances caused by love issues
Horror – life and death circumstances caused by despair/madness/hate issues

Premise driven = Consequence
Science Fiction – scientific elements and human values
Fantasy – fantasy elements and mythic values
Paranormal – supernatural elements and Karmic values
Erotica – sexual elements and emotional values

Setting driven = Exploration
Contemporary – set in the present-day
Historical - set in the past
Futuristic – set in the future
High Fantasy – set in the Mythic past

Plot driven = Action
Mystery – a crime and investigation quest
Suspense - a contemporary heroic quest
Adventure – a heroic quest
Sci-Fi - a futuristic heroic quest (space opera)

Okay, there you go. You now know what makes each genre tick. What’s next?

Let’s play: Mix and Match!

Take any genre from one of the four drives, and another genre from any of the Other three drives, and put them together.

Plot driven = Action
Setting driven = Exploration
Premise driven = Consequence
Character driven = Drama


“What if I wanna use two genres from the SAME drive?”
Go ahead, be my guest, but you’re going to find it a little tough to match some of them. On the other hand, the three DRAMA drives work fine paired up with any of the other DRAMA drives. Go figure.

All right, once you’ve picked your two genres, simply use ALL the elements of BOTH and you’ve got a perfect cross genre.

Premise driven = Consequence - Science Fiction: scientific elements and human values
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Character driven = Drama - Gothic: mysterious circumstances caused by repressed/hidden issues

= The Matrix - A Gothic Sci-Fi

Let’s define The Matrix:
Scientific elements = Computer Generated Reality and Villains
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Human values = Knowledge verses Ignorance < -- Premise
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Mysterious circumstances = Strange coincidences that couldn’t possibly be Natural
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Repressed/hidden issues = The True nature of Reality

Get it? Wanna do it again?

Premise driven = Consequence - Paranormal: supernatural elements and Karmic values
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Character driven = Drama - Gothic: mysterious circumstances caused by repressed/hidden issues
+
Setting driven = Exploration - Contemporary: set in the present-day

= Constantine - A Paranormal Gothic

Let’s define Constantine:
Supernatural elements = Demons and Angels
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Karmic values = Actions verses Motive/Intent < -- Premise
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Mysterious circumstances = A sudden increase in demonic activity.
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Repressed/hidden issues = Faith
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Set in the present-day = New York City

One more time!

Premise driven = Consequence - Romance: intimate circumstances caused by love issues
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Premise driven = Consequence - Horror – life and death circumstances caused by despair/madness/hate issues

= Sin City - A Romantic Horror

Let’s define Sin City:
Because we used Two Premise driven genres, we ADD the premises together, as well as the circumstances.

Intimate circumstances + Life and death circumstances = Sex and Murder
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Love issues + despair/madness/hate issues = The insane lengths one will go to when in Love. < -- Premise

Got it now?

Ruling Elements

Many cross genres are ruled by one genre or the other. It doesn’t have to be that way, but it frequently is. For example, Romance tends to outweigh any other genre its paired with. Why? Publishers' insistence. Romance readers outnumber all other readers ~ EXCEPT Mystery readers!

By the way, the genre Romantic Suspense was originally an attempt to grab some of the Mystery readers. (Increased Readers = Increased Profits) Unfortunately, Mystery readers tend to be Purists. They read Mysteries for the Puzzle the story represents and for no other reason. While they don’t seem to mind a bit of hanky-panky in their stories, they will NOT put up with a story that they can guess in a few chapters, or a story that isn’t actually focused on the Mystery to be solved.

Romantic Suspense failed at grabbing the Mystery readers completely BECAUSE their stories weren’t True Mysteries. See what I mean about Genre Ignorance?

However, adding a PLOT to a Romance made the genre a hit with the Romance readers, who had gotten very, very bored with only Historicals or Contemporaries to read.

Oddly enough, this discovery of adding a fully functional plot to a Romance, plus the rise in interest in Women's Erotica via the "Black Lace" novels and the Red Sage's "Secrets" anthologies, led to the birth of another whole genre:

Erotic Romance

The big secret behind the overwhelming popularity of Erotic Romance is neither the Romance nor the Erotic elements, but the fact that there’s a THIRD genre in the mix. This third genre is the PLOT that ties the Romance and the Sex together.

Which genre? Any of them, each of them, ALL of them. Erotic Romance is a genre of Cross-genres.

Romance + Erotica + Genre = Erotic Romance

Romance + Erotica + Sci-Fi = Erotic Sci-fi
Romance + Erotica + Fantasy = Erotic Fantasy
Romance + Erotica + Mystery = Erotic Suspense
Romance + Erotica + Pulp Fiction = Erotic Romance
Romance + Erotica + Horror = Erotic Horror

What made this Genre of Cross-genres so hot a sale? Contrary to popular (Publisher) belief, Romance readers are NOT purists. As long as there’s a sexually-explicit Romance and a vaguely Happy Ending they’ll take any genre it comes in.

At this point in time, the only deciding factor between one cross-genre of Erotic Romance and the next is the Author’s Skill, seriously. A skilled Erotic Romance author can make ANY cross-genre of Erotic Romance profit.

In Conclusion...
-- To create a true Cross-Genre, ALL the genres involved must be equally important in the story. However, doing it Wrong doesn’t mean it won’t get published. It just means you “missed the point” of crossing your genres.

I’m firmly of the opinion that if you’re going to do something, do it RIGHT. Why? Because if you do it Wrong, and someone else does it Right, guess who’s gonna grab all the readers?

Enjoy!

DISCLAIMER: As with all advice, take what you can use and throw out the rest. As a multi-published author, I have been taught some fairly rigid rules on what is publishable and what is not. If my rather straight-laced (and occasionally snotty,) advice does not suit your creative style, by all means, IGNORE IT.
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Like I would ever let you touch me THERE.


Oh, you LIE~!
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Talent is when you do something right by Accident.
Skill, on the other hand is when one does it right On Purpose.


WORD. Well said. In fact, I'm going to tweet that. So there.


You're welcome!
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Writing a story is a bigger responsibility than you thought, ne?

LOL...yeah...and one of the major changes that my writing took over the last couple of years is that it has become increasingly "personal"..


Your writing has most likely become more Powerful too. When real emotions are engaged, it shows.
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I had a bit of an awakening last year, when I realized just how much my words could affect my readers and how seriously some people actually took my writing...I would almost describe it as "scary" at the time.


Writing a story is a bigger responsibility than you thought, ne?
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So much of what you say is what I think a good writer almost unconsciously does, yet to see it accurately summed-up in this fashion really focuses my mind...

Thank you. I've found that if I closely examine the steps I go through to make a good story, my following stories turn out far more consistent. These essays are from the notes I took on how and why certain things worked.

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I'm awakening to the difference between one who writes for pleasure and plaudits and someone who works hard at being a genuinely talented writer...


Talent is when you do something right by Accident.
Skill, on the other hand is when one does it right On Purpose.
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Yeah, but we're all the same height lying down. You just waited til I was on my back, THEN dragged me in by my ear.


That wasn't your ear. ;)
“I am... I Need... I Desire...”
Goal, Motivation & Conflict - SIMPLIFIED


Goal, Motivation, and Conflict seems to be the BIG MYSTERY of fiction writing. Everyone says that they’re essential to good writing -- and they’re right, they are, absolutely -- but this stuff can be a little confusing.

Lets begin at the beginning…
-- What are all these things and why do stories need them?

Goal is what your character is trying to ACHIEVE.

Motivation is what makes them WANT to go after it.

Conflict is what Gets in their Way.
-- Internal conflict being ANGST or Drama.
-- External conflict being the PLOT or Events.

The Plot (Events) Arc is the stuff that happens to the characters – the plotline. There are 5 basic stages in a Plot Arc:

1 - Inciting Event
2 - Challenge
3 - Crisis/Reversal
4 - Ordeal
5 - Confrontation

The Character (Drama) Arc is the complimentary (or contrary) stage of Angst that the character goes through at each stage in the Plot Arc. This maps the emotional stages they go through when dealing with the plot. I use the "Stages of Grief" as a map for my Character Arcs:

1 - Denial
2 - Anger
3 - Despair
4 - Bargaining / Sacrifice
5 - Acceptance

Okay, now that we know what these things are...
-- I use Goal, Motivation and Conflict all the time, but a little differently than everyone else. I have discovered that for me, a better order for GMC is MCG:

MCG – instead of GMC: Motivation – Conflict – Goal
You need to know each main characters' Motivation to know what kind of Conflicts will force them to choose what Goals they are likely to chase.

OR:

Each Main Character needs a Motivation that brings on Conflicts that forces them to choose – and change – their Goals.


I find that GMC makes a whole lot more sense as MCG.

Motivation – “I Am…”

Motivation is what drives them to Do things and Want things. The drive itself comes from the character’s personal Neurosis. It’s the basic drive that makes a character WANT to do and have stuff. When under pressure, it can make the character leap in the Wrong direction.

In Walt Disney’s Beauty and the Beast
-- Beauty’s motivation was BOREDOM. Smart girl in a small town. The only excitement to be had was in books. Her Neurosis was CURIOSITY. Under pressure, her curiosity would take over and either get her out of trouble or deeper into trouble.

Gaston’s motivation was SELFISHNESS. The only pretty male in a small town. Everything he tried came easy to him – and he was worshipped for it. His Neurosis was PRIDE. This made him try suicidal stunts because he was convinced that he would succeed. He always had before.

Beast’s motivation was also SELFISHNESS. Once upon a time he was pretty much as Gaston was – in fact Gaston represents everything he used to be – only the beast was richer and more powerful. When Beast bargains with Belle’s father for Belle, he is still operating under the motivation of SELFISHNESS. Pride is still his neurosis – only it has gone in reverse – he smashes mirrors and assumes that he’ll have to strong-arm Belle into staying, because no one could possibly like him as a beast. This is also a form of Pride that has developed into the “Why bother?” attitude.

Conflict – “I Need…”

Conflict is Angst. Plain and simple. Conflict is either External – something physically preventing them from accomplishing their chosen task, or Internal – they don’t WANT to accomplish their task because it hurts them emotionally.

Internal conflicts: These are the characters' emotional Achilles Heels, the essential neurotic ingredients to making it really hard for your character to defeat the bad-guy and survive the climax – because they have to fight THEMSELVES first! However, try to avoid tossing in too much angst. No reader can handle whiney characters.

> A Physical Dependence: “I need…”
A vampire needs blood. A cyborg needs maintenance. In Erotica they need to get laid – sex is a PHYSICAL need. Beast needs a Female. In the beginning of the fairy tale, Beast doesn’t know that he needs love; he thinks he just needs Beauty’s presence.

> An Emotional Need: “I want…”
The desire to belong, to be loved, to be hated, to be feared, to be rich, to be famous, to be understood, to control others, to be safe, to be free, to achieve revenge, to achieve greatness, to know something...

> A Physical Restriction: “I can’t…”
A vampire is limited by holy objects and daylight. Superman is limited by Kryptonite. Dorothy is limited by being a human child. Jason is part god but limited by his mortal body. Harry Dresden is a powerful wizard whose powers short out every electrical device in range of his influence. Harry can’t watch TV, get on the internet, or have a hot shower.

> An Emotional Hang-up: “I don’t like…”
In Romances liking sex is often a big hang-up. Fear of commitment. Vampires and other monsters often fear the loss of what little humanity they have left. Neo is limited by his disbelief. Jason is afraid of failure. Selene has racial prejudices; she is a vampire but the man she loves is a werewolf.

External Conflict: Anything that happens TO the characters physically, in the course of the story.

Depending on where you are in the story, the conflict is Internal, External or BOTH. Here’s a quick plot map to show how it works:

Plot Arc stage - Character Arc stage
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Act One
1-Inciting event - Denial = Emotional Conflict

Act Two
2-Challenge – Anger = Physical Conflict
3-Reversal (Crisis) – Despair = Emotional & Physical Conflict
4- Ordeal – Sacrifice = Emotional Conflict

Act Three
5- Confrontation – Acceptance = Physical Conflict
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Once you know their personal Conflicts, what has them tied up in knots mentally and physically, you can tell what Goals they are likely to choose and adjust the plot events accordingly to make their situation -- and angst -- WORSE. Sound like fun?

Goal – “I Want…”

What your character thinks they Want, which may not be what they actually Need; save the world, save my family, escape the bad-guys, get the kingdom, marry the prince, get the Maltese Falcon, get laid...

"How do I USE this stuff?"

Motivation, Conflict and Goal rules Character Behavior; how the Character acts in reaction to the Plot. It doesn't affect the Plot itself, the stuff that happens to the character.

I think the confusion is coming from the fact that everything I read about Goal, Motivation and Conflict states that you’re supposed to have them in “Every Scene”.

A scene is a sequence of actions that lead to a story's turning point or a conclusion by one of the characters. A scene is not limited to a single chapter. Scenes can be any length from really long; love-scenes and fight scenes frequently take several chapters to conclude, to really short; one paragraph. It all depends on the author's love of detail.

Depending on what you are writing, you don't always have ROOM for a Motivation, a Conflict, and a Goal for every single scene. I usually only have room in each scene for a Conflict because my Goals and Motivations tend to span a whole story stage. I only need to illustrate all three MCG's at the key turning points – Story Stages - and I write 100k novels!

I’m of the opinion that “Every Scene” is a misinterpretation. Change the word SCENE to the phrase STORY STAGE and suddenly the whole thing makes a lot more sense.

Motivation – Conflict – Goal & Character!

A Motivation that brings on Conflicts forcing them to choose and change their Goals should drive ALL THREE of your MAIN CHARACTERS: Antagonist, Protagonist and Obstacle Character. In Erotica it's Lover, Beloved, and Interference. The rest of your cast can go hang, but your Three Main Characters all need a Motivation, a Goal and a Conflict to function in a story.

In The Matrix – Neo, curious by nature, and Motivated by his “need to know” was brought into Conflict with Agent Smith in his desired Goal to discover the secret of the Matrix.

In Walt Disney’s Beauty and the Beast – Beast, proud by nature, and Motivated by his “need to remove his curse of ugliness,” blackmailed Belle’s father into bringing Belle back to trade places with him, putting him in direct Conflict with Belle as they both searched for their desired Goal of a cure for their loneliness.

In The Mummy – Evie, proud by nature, and Motivated by her “need to be an Egyptologist”, was in direct Conflict with what was acceptable for a woman to do, which provoked her desired Goal to find the City of the Dead.

In Conclusion...
Goal, Motivation and Conflict is not that hard to figure out once you change the order to reflect how it’s actually used: Motivation – Conflict – Goal.

Enjoy!

DISCLAIMER: As with all advice, take what you can use and throw out the rest. As a multi-published author, I have been taught some fairly rigid rules on what is publishable and what is not. If my rather straight-laced (and occasionally snotty,) advice does not suit your creative style, by all means, IGNORE IT.
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If anyone is looking for a resource to help with visually conveying emotions, there is a clever little "emotion thesaurus" on "The Book Shelf Muse" on Blogspot, which matches up body language and behaviour to emotions and thoughts.


I made a Non-Verbal Thesaurus for my own use a few years ago.I posted it here so you guys can use it too. It has Pictures! --> http://www.lushstories.com/forum/yaf_postst15916_The-NonVerbal-Thesaurus.aspx
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"I suck for no apparent reason..."
Those are evil. They are the main reason for my Ego Band-Aids. I've been told it's stupid to have it now that I have a writing career, but honestly? I think I need it more now than I did as a beginner. lol


It's not stupid at all. I swear that my ego has developed major fractures since I became semi-popular. I worry a lot more than I did when I was just tossing stuff up at whim.
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What? What? It's not my fault!! She DRAGGED me in here. By my EAR! I swear it!!


Lori, while I freely admit to dragging you in here (not that it took that much effort,) but might I remind you that I am Short? My hands can't reach your ears. They only go as as high as your nipples. smile
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And as far as warning me about you? Darling, most people need to be warned about ME. I mean, look who I hang out with. *points at Morgan*


Lori has a point, Sprite dear. Really.
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YES. They're awful. I know some people get them as a result of negative reviews, rejections, etc., and once in a while I do, but usually it's just a moment of "No, really, I suck" for no apparent reason. The Band-aids help. biggrin


I get the 'I suck for no apparent reason' ones myself. Those are frikken hard to deal with.
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There's a topic?


There's supposed to be. Oh well...!
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They're quite nice!! I mean, it sounds kinda silly, but they REALLY are nice to have around on those "OMG I suck" days.


I get those too, and they're crushing. They can freeze all my work up really bad. It's frustrating.
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Coming from you, that's an awesome compliment, and I am currently pasting it into my Ego Band-aids file. WHAT? I know, I'm pathetic...lol


It wasn't a compliment. It was the Truth.

Ego Band-aids file...? Oooo... I need one of those too!
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Yep. Service with a Smirk, that's you.


I'm adding that to my signature...


You really ought to!
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*rubs hands together and giggles maniacally*


Yep. Service with a Smirk, that's you.
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Ahh, good point. Triple-duty sex...I like that. biggrin

You're a damned fine writer. OF COURSE the sex in your erotic stories is going to have more than one function. You're nothing of not Thorough.

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Again, Sex isn't merely the Goal but the Cause behind everything that happens in your story.

Kinda sounds like life in general...*snerk*


The kind of life "I" enjoy, definitely.
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I was, shall we say, instigating. Not nasty, not vicious, but definitely stirring the pot to get a rise out of people. So yes, I richly deserved the ban. And yes, I found the entire thing insanely amusing. I'm shameless...


You just named all the reasons for why I love you, and brought you in here. smile